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[17 Jul 2008|05:33am]
Annoying club kids at work means you folks get the "Rave-O-Tron" 6000.

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[16 Jul 2008|05:53am]
Displacer-bot.
Yeah..that's right.

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[15 Jul 2008|03:56am]
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[14 Jul 2008|04:04am]
Originally this wasn't so much of a Skirt as it was a belt that had gone beyond the call of duty but I kinda wussed out and made it a little less risque.


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[14 Jul 2008|02:40am]
Busy weekend, I'll try to catch up.

Presenting the Sneetch-o-tron 5000.
guaranteed to put stars upon thars.


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[11 Jul 2008|05:07am]
When heresy comes to the one true robot faith, who better to purge it than the robo-paladin.

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[10 Jul 2008|03:46am]
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[09 Jul 2008|06:00am]
I think we all feel like that sometimes.

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[08 Jul 2008|03:54am]
Robot Zombie, because why not?

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[07 Jul 2008|05:33am]
Technically 2 robots here, but hey...that just means more Robots.


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[07 Jul 2008|12:34am]
Been playing a lot of Silent Hill recently.
So...there you go.



Happy Robot Month.
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[04 Jul 2008|11:02pm]
Putting up tomorrow's robot a bit early tonight.

Being my day off I felt inclined to make this one a little bit more than a quick sketch.

ROBOTS!


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[04 Jul 2008|07:22am]
It's Robot month.

Spend some time getting to know the friendly robots in your life.

For my part I will be presenting you with a new robot each day (Or at least attempting to)

As it's already 4 days in I'll just do them all at once for now.








Robot #41?
well clearly that's an error...cursed humans.
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chickadee-dee-dee-dee-dee [19 May 2008|03:24am]


It seems the geometry of my home does not need to conform to silly things like...reality.
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[29 Apr 2008|05:45am]


Yeah, I don't know either.


Soundtrack

Aaron Neville: You Never Can Tell
Peggy Sue: Buddy Holly
Great Balls of Fire: Jerry Lee Lewis
Dance W/ Mr. Domino: Fats Domino
Rock Me Baby: B.B. King
Rock & Roll Music: Chuck Berry
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Peofessor Doctor Dante's wondermous electronic artimagorium. [24 Apr 2008|01:59pm]
[ music | Man-or-astroman? : Rhombics ]



What is it? A horrendous precursor of things to come?

Could be, I don't know any more than you do at this point.
But I made it, and now I'm gonna make you look at it, because I'm kind of a douche that way.


Things I learned:

Artistic integrity be damned, I should have just cut and pasted the first six panels.
Hooray for inconsistent art!

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[30 Mar 2008|06:05am]
I tend to hate these art memes but this one is pretty simple and doesn't ask retarded questions like which naruto character I want to marry or how hot I think Sephiroth is.

I had planned on doing these past the sketchy outlines I have here, but my hand cramped up and it's 6:00 in the morning so...this is what you get.
Maybe I'll update later.

It's huge, sorry.

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[19 Mar 2008|11:19pm]
Okay, I think all the guesses that were going to be made have been made.

So here are the ones nobody guessed.


#3. Until that day, till all are one.
Transformers: The Movie (hurrr)

#4. Twin ceramic rotor drives on each wheel! And these look like computer controlled anti-lock brakes! Wow, 200 horses at 12,000 rpm!
Akira (Finding a quote for this that wasn't TESUOOOOOO or KANEDAAAAAA was needlessly difficult.)

#5. If my device can serve a good purpose, I would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!
Godzilla: King of Monsters

#6. We've just discovered the most wonderful, the most marvelous poisinous gas. It will kill everybody.
The Great Dictator

#9. All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.
Unforgiven

#12. Oh, come on! You gotta admit this is cool! Just like a movie! The robot will emerge dramatically, do some damage, throw some screaming people, and just when all hope is lost...
The Incredibles

#13. Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
A Christmas Story

#14. I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.
The Jerk
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[07 Mar 2008|08:16pm]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | The Epoxies: Crystal Clear ]

Been a while since I did one of these, and I simply couldn't pass this one up.


Rules
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb.com and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.


#1. I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and BITES YOU ON THE ASS!

#2. My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell.

#3. Until that day, till all are one.

#4. Twin ceramic rotor drives on each wheel! And these look like computer controlled anti-lock brakes! Wow, 200 horses at 12,000 rpm!

#5. If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!

#6. We've just discovered the most wonderful, the most marvelous poisinous gas. It will kill everybody.

#7. I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who cares if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car.

#8. Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

#9. All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.

#10. I am Sir Reginald, Duke of Chutney. And don't stick your tongue out at me, kid.

#11. Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...FUCK!

#12. Oh, come on! You gotta admit this is cool! Just like a movie! The robot will emerge dramatically, do some damage, throw some screaming people, and just when all hope is lost...

#13. Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

#14. I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

#15. Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

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[04 Feb 2008|11:28pm]
Whenever someone gives me salt water taffy I can't help but take a minute while eating it to think.

"Who thought this stuff was a good idea?"

This is usually right before I throw up.


I guess it's still better than Candy Corn, which is usually met with a stern look and a serious reevaluation of my desire to know that person anymore.

Candy Corn is a confectionary equivalent of saying "fuck you."
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