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25th July , 2008


wyrm_chris
07:42 pm - Mage-related idea, to be developed at a later time
Replace the Moros and Thyrsus with two paths of my own creation. Sanctified (Life, Matter) are mages who exist to glorify the physical world and the flesh as opposed to the mind and the spirit. Healers, alchemists, shapeshifters, divinely inspired architects, martial artists, etc .. Animists (Death, Spirit) are people touched by the Other, those who walk with confidence in many worlds. Shamans, necromancers, exorcists, evocators, spirit walkers, etc ..

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mes_mutations
02:52 pm - in lieu of the circumstances...
and the XF movie opening and all... i do that XF quiz that's been going around. BWAH!

1. What one thing do you most love about The X-Files?
The friends i made, the fandom, the excitement, the DVDs... but yeah...friends, most importantly. all over the world, which is fantastic :) and can't wait to see them all again...soon... :)

2. What are your two favorite seasons?
Four, five and seven.

3. What are your three favorite lines?
"Because it is personal, Mulder. Because without the FBI personal interest is all that I have. And if you take that away then there is no reason for me to continue." - Scully in One Son.

"I wouldn't know what I'd be missing." - Mulder in All Things

Monologue in Trust No 1...

4. What are your four favorite fanfic stories?
Hurricane Season - Some of those duckies...
Journal - MD1016
Blinded by white light - Dasha K
Paracelsus - was it also MD1016?
and many more i can't remember the name, EEK!!!

5. What are your five favorite episodes?
Bad Blood
Jose Chung's from outer space
Redux II
All things
TINH

and now i go back to watch TV and wait for my beloved to wake up so we can run errands ;) WOOO, friday! :D :D :D
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i_strawberry
02:49 pm - Lighter hearted stuff - court hijinks
Received by email...
ACTUAL STATEMENTS:
----- These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.


ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

____________________________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty.

________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me?

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh.... I was gettin' laid!
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honour, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?

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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?
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And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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i_strawberry
02:19 pm - It's a long way from where it used to be...
Rooting through my email the other day I discovered a draft email from 2004, which was a bit interesting (to me)...it was an account of my abilities at that time and it made me think about just how far I've come in the last couple of years, both in management and in luck of improvement (and medication)..

Here's the original:
My Capabilities as of 29th may 04

I think it better to generally lie down if i can when my knees are acting up, rather than sit down, where they hurt slightly more than they do now, or than when i am standing up where they feel like they will give way under me - a kind of pins and needles feeling across the back of my knees with points of sharp pain at the front of them. I have difficulty walking for more than five minutes and it hurts going up and down stairs, so i tend to take them carefully now. I have started taking the lift on bad days for the two floors to get to my office at work. If I walk into town, i generally can't really walk around there much and I'll need to get a taxi back. If i get shopping, i'll need a trolley even if it's only for a couple of things as it hurts to grip things for long. I need to take breaks if I'm using a tin opener, even if it is only opening one tin. I take paracetamol most days as well as my arcoxia, although i wouldn't describe any moment as pain free, even with the extra tablets. If i have the option (ie. if i'm not at work) i will generally sleep in the afternoons so I can have some energy in the evenings. If it's in the week I will generally be too tired after typing all day to put any energy into anything else. The arthritis does not hugely affect my driving...it puts extra strain on my hands/wrists/knees though. They won't lock, however they may crack or just be very painful - if there is an extra person in the car on a bad day i may occasionally ask them to change gears to minimise pain, but if i need to do it myself then i can. I will use a hands-free kit if on my mobile for any length of time, as it can hurt to hold it up for too long. In work I vary what I am concentrating on depending how my wrists are. I have a recording minidisk to record training sessions/meetings but i will generally want to write them up to take them in. I also have ViaVoice, but in a busy office environment with many confidential documents, i find it easier to just get on with typing if i can. Most days i am fine washing but on very bad days i prefer to have a bath than a shower to offer my knees some relief. I can have trouble brushing my hair. I mostly get around this by washing it (as it is easier to brush through then) and have a large handle and head on the brush so i have a lot to grip to. I have an aid in the kitchen to open jars and bottles etc. but it has a small handle to grip which can still cause problems. I have had problems cutting food stuffs but i have some new sharper knives which should help with those problems now. The tablets I am on occasionally cause drowsiness and feeling generally ill and uncomfortable, however I get around this by having them just before I go to bed. I have recently had quite a few periods of dizziness through head rushes etc, but i feel this is more connected with the fatigue and they tend to be towards the end of the day when i am feeling tired and need to rest anyway, I am not sure if this is currently connected or not as it may also be to do with times of stress at the moment.


For me this is really interesting. I am luckier now with my health generally, although I'm not including any flare-ups here. I am actually on the same tablets, but through changing my diet and the time that I have these tablets, as well as my body adjusting and the additional painkillers I now do a lot better on the drowsiness and nausea! I can go shopping - sometimes even with a basket (because I carry it using my fore-arms), i can brush my hair (though I wash my hair a lot more because it's easier straight afterwards when the conditioner has attacked it and made my job easier), I can walk - I even went to the gym last week! This is still a huge thing for me. I'm still wiped out the next few days and on stronger painkillers to do so, but I feel happier when I'm getting some exercise in! I still can't really handwrite for long periods of time, but I have followed a career route where I can type. When I went to France in 2006, I did not have the ability to stay on and work in the same city I studied in as hospitality jobs are pretty much just no go areas, but I've managed to secure a placement this Autumn, working normally down there! I used the recording minidisk alot when I studied there in 2006, though I still prefer to write it out myself for the memory if I can. I managed to organise myself to complete several courses earlier this year and managed my time enough to be able to split the reading and writing not to overdo it too much (using a few days recovery at the end of the study period!)

Overall for me, finding this email has been really nice just to see what a difference a couple of years makes..
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weaver42
06:43 am - Half and Half

Half and Half, originally uploaded by curious_spider.

Today's subject: the clematis leaf.

I'm a big fan of the patterns contained in leaves -- especially the ones above, because they look like little suburban streets, tiny photosynethetic avenues leading to well-manicured lawns and pastel homes and sensible automobiles.

Leaves are a bit like nature's mandalas: gaze into the pattern, and find truth.

Or, alternately, lose your eye to a hummingbird beak, since we've had a hummingbirg occasionally flit around our clematis plant (never captured him on film, sorry--he's elusive, like The Yeti).


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24th July , 2008


emprint
03:44 pm - Testimony: Gays too "passive aggressive" for military
Fine. Be that way.
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dealingwith
07:59 am - At least I'm not the only failure around here OR Learning from others fail
There is always Twitter with their constant downtime, but that's not really my domain anyway so I can't really speak to that as a professional, only an irritated user. (Of course Twitter does have UI mysteries like the could-it-be-more-poorly-placed, layout-breaking little rotating arrow that pops down while it attempts status updates via AJAX.) But last.fm's new site design is, while not an entire whale of fail, certainly a curious direction. From the 90's grunge look-and-feel to the IA's seemingly-random emphases. Is the site about my tastes or about discovery? And if at all the former, why are my weekly charts (really the only thing I go to the site for) now an extra two clicks away? And if this is really a music site for audiophiles and not solely for the purpose of marketing music, why the new emphasis on the band pics? The old layout that had a small grid of pics next to (or above) the text list was one of the more ingenious bits of UI I'd come across in the last 5 years.

There is also some terrible new UI copy writing on the site. "Do you want to make friends?" "Make friends?" Really?

There are also some basic address-bar things that could have so easily been made to work better. A basic GET parameter indicating where to send me after I login could be last.fm/login/friendrequests or at worst last.fm/login?page=friendrequests. Instead it is last.fm/login?s=1&backto=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.last.fm%2Finbox%2Ffriendrequests.

Anyway, if you want to find out exactly how much negative user feedback there has been to the new last.fm design, just do some cursory searches or go to their blog.

FWIW, my take-home is, if you have a LOT right already, don't mess with it. You need to re-emphasize certain areas of the site for the purpose of new "features" (read: ways to make money off this thing)? Then just tweak. Highlight. Iterate. Complete redesigns are so 90's...just like last.fm's new one.

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oakthorne
08:14 am - Nothing New Under the Sun
You know, I know that people without lovely new ideas like to keep dredging stuff up.

But some things? LEAVE THEM ALONE!

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117989391.html?categoryid=13&cs=1

My beloved Rocky Horror Picture Show, for instance. They will take it in either one of two extremes: they will make it over-the-top raunchy (which I fucking doubt) or they'll "clean it up." Either way, there is no way they'll be able to capture the sort of innocence/blatant sexuality involved in the original, which is very much the film version of the Madonna/Whore Complex.

Fuck those guys, man.
Current Mood: MANWHUT
Current Music: Planets Of The Universe-Stevie Nicks-Trouble In Shangri-La

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weaver42
06:33 am - Conversations With The Ghost

Mister Mantis (aka "Stinky") continues to grow, grow, grow. He molted once more, wriggling free from his uncomfortable skin late yesterday morning. We continue to give him snacky-treats of stupid little ants.

Here, Mister Mantis regards the mask of his old skin.

Also: he looks a lot like Zorak.

For reals.


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weaver42
06:32 am - Pinky

Pinky, originally uploaded by curious_spider.

Our sedum is already popping, which surprised me. It's obviously taking human growth hormone. Call the commissioner!


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23rd July , 2008


dealingwith
11:19 am - Previously, I wasn't really as frustrated as I sounded on here. Now I am.
Yeah, I've figured out that the main drawback to GWT is that its userbase is comprised almost entirely of head-up-ass Java ppl.

Update 11:45 Yeah I'm about to the fetal position point of frustration with this thing.

Update 2:38 Slashdot: Is Anyone Using the GWT? made me feel a little bit better. If I had a Slashdot account I would say that GWT is great for Java developers, bad for "traditional" (web) UI people like myself. Java is widely adopted, but usually not for public-facing stuff. (I mean, if there was a continuum of ease-of-entry in web technologies LAMP would be on one side and Java would be on the other. If you don't believe me name a Java shared hosting provider off the top of your head.) So the Java people don't really care about the value GWT provides, and the people who want the value have such a huge barrier to entry we get super frustrated*. See also: above comment about head-ass Java ppl.

* And while I'm not a huge OOP kind of guy, I have worked in similar environments before (.NET...hated it!), and understand on a high level what's going on here. But when the consume-and-spit-out-raw-XML example is over 200 lines of code (and won't even run out of the box, besides) and when I try to re-build it in a little bit more practical manner (actually putting the content into page elements) I run into casting issues or broken library references or scope issues or according-to-this-error-I-am-CLEARLY-missing-something-basic-about-how-Java-is-structured-slash-compiles before I've even written enough code to run...at currently 119 lines of code... ...now I'm depressed again...

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dealingwith
10:32 am - Uncov blogger back with column
Google releases serialization scheme:
What makes the protocol buffer so popular with the pretentious little shits? Aside from wanting to put it on the CV they send to Google every three months, it’s got scalability written all over it. Oh, scalability: the problem that tens of thousands of engineers yearn for, but only six actually have.
One of my favorite bloggers is back with a column in the Register.

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weaver42
06:34 am - Green Fairies

Green Fairies, originally uploaded by curious_spider.

One could argue that these little green blobs are some form of corporeal fairy spirit instead of being just water drops.

Alternately, one could argue that this is what you see in your mind when you go buckwild with a bottle of absinthe (aka, "The Green Fairy").

Or, one might simply suggest that these are waterdrops and nothing more.

But that person, I'd chide for having no imagination. Then I'd push him into a mudd puddle and laugh as he had to scoop mud out of his mouth and off his powder blue Polo shirt.

Hahaha, stupid person. You're covered in dirt!

...

What?


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tcpip
05:56 pm - Medical Data Policy, Gaming News (Plus), Political Roundup
Slightly tangental to my work, I've been doing a bit of lobbying for Biogrid Australia. This is an amazing body which has actually managed to compile a variety of clinical patient records for research purposes in a manner that is dynamic and confidential. It started in Melbourne some five years ago, has slowly been taken up in other states and has some international contacts as well (especially through Vanderbilt). It has generated dozens of serious research papers on a variety of cancers, diabetes, neurological pathologies and disorders such as cystic fibrosis, Crohn's and so forth. The research tools have attracted some interest from major pharmecetical firms. They've done so on a shoe-string budget, and the money will run out under eighteen months. So it was with some sense of achievement that today there was a small meeting of people associated with the project (including myself) and the senior advisor to the Federal Minister for Innovation, Senator Kim Carr. The technology works; it has been proven to do and now it needs to scale up to be a truly national system. I am extremely pleased to be involved at a somewhat senior level in this incredibly worthwhile project.

Gaming-wise last week included some Cannibal Contagion, The Shadow of Yesterday, some D&D Fantasy Australia and Mythweaver along with the final episode of the Ainu Nezumi story, which concluded with a degree of regional autonomy for the Ainu following the saving of a daimyo's life from assasination by a competing clan. Next week is the continuation of the RuneQuest Prax and after that [info]imajica_lj presents us the Complete Masks of Nyarlathotep. Apropos the former I really must mention that having picked up one last supplement I know have a a complete collection of RuneQuest (3rd edition) supplements. I also take this opportunity to mention that I've been deriving quite some amusement from recent episodes of Orcusville.

But yes, there's a plus on the gaming news. I've been working very closely with a certain Steve Perrin in recent weeks on actually finishing his almost forgotten game, SPQR. It's not unlike a synthesis of early edition RuneQuest and GURPS, both of which are games I like a great deal. Steve has been very appreciative of my remarks on design most of which he's implemented. On a somewhat related note, I received my playtester's copy of Chaosium's Basic Roleplaying, which is certainly impressive in its own right; I am currently composing a review of it for rpg.net. Finally, initial chapter outline of the new edition of Campaign Law is underway. I seem to be doing a great deal of the driving in this project and I wonder I should simply start writing the new chapters now.

Inflation in Zimbabwe has hit 2.2m% and is running out of paper to print new currency. The communists in India flex their substantial political muscle, almost derailing the government over a nuclear deal with the US. Finally, whilst the capture of Radovan Karadzic after twelve years has brought relief to many, I wonder whether it will raise again the legitimate referedum of Bosnian Serbs who wanted to be part of Yugoslavia rather than an independent Bosnia. I still find the supposed national differences between Bosniak, Serb and Croatian entirely based on irrational religious suppositions; they really aren't separate nationalities in a meaningful sense of the word.

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22nd July , 2008


weaver42
10:09 pm - Boing Boing!

Boing Boing!, originally uploaded by curious_spider.

Another jumping spider, this one quite a bit bigger, and a lot more pale. With a shiny green back (a better shot of that will be coming in a day or three).

I love fortuitous photo events, where I'm trying to take a picture one one thing, and then another thing comes ambling into my viewfinder.

Here, I was trying to take some spider web droplet shots, and then from between our fencepost and gate comes:

Jumping Spider!

He poked his many eyes out, and slowly crept out, doing this Boris Karloff, Bela Lugosi dance move. He was mostly fearless, allowing me to get the camera good and close for his arachnid portraiture.


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dealingwith
05:15 pm - DJ Format featuring Jurassic 5-We Know Something

People in animal costumes -- a format that never gets old.
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dealingwith
03:50 pm - T-Shaped People
I had heard this before but it felt particularly pertinent now, so I'm capturing it here; I still have to read the entire article. Strategy by Design:
We look for people who are so inquisitive about the world that they're willing to try to do what you do. We call them "T-shaped people." They have a principal skill that describes the vertical leg of the T -- they're mechanical engineers or industrial designers. But they are so empathetic that they can branch out into other skills, such as anthropology, and do them as well. They are able to explore insights from many different perspectives and recognize patterns of behavior that point to a universal human need. That's what you're after at this point -- patterns that yield ideas.

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dealingwith
01:55 pm - Karadzic Arrested!
via ehampton, learned that Karadzic was arrested! Very good news! But my first question was "How?" It's not like there has been a lack of resources on the job for the last 13 years. The following article helped answer that question a little bit.

Karadzic arrest signals new direction:
Radovan Karadzic has spent his first night in a cell at the special war crimes court in Belgrade, after 13 years on the run.

This was the arrest many people in the Balkans and beyond had come to believe would never happen.
The Hunting Party is actually a really good movie that is a fictional re-telling of a real-life reporter's attempt to find Karadzic after the war. Don't let the Richard Gere part fool you--it really is a great movie! And if you're curious what this whole business is about, it's a fun way to get caught up.

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dealingwith
01:40 pm - The Drum Room

The Drum Room
Originally uploaded by carissabyers
Finally

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emprint
10:56 am - "State regulations make no provision for regulating fish pedicures."
Really, they don't.

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