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[30 Jan 2007|08:50pm] |
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wowzers! what a couple of doozy weeks hey! and now, thank sweet baby jesus its over. sad news, have stacked on the chrissie weight hard. booze plus food equals = uncomfortable in own skin. its time to get healthy and well you know....comfortable! it has been like three weeks, or even longer really, of pure indulgence. its been great but also, aftermath could be likened to my feeling post hospital morphine world. its like gimme gimme gimme gimme and then after its like, hey....who am i again? take me home. etc etc and it goes on. its so good that ii dont feel the need to constantly hang out now though.....so dependent.
anyways...come to our fundraiser
its on this saturday at the barkley st warehouse
8pm
spider vomit
lakes
dancetroupe
sly hats
red knight night
st helen
deaf deaf
$5
xxxxxxx
love to all on the eve of silly season close
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[29 Dec 2006|09:09am] |
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god i have so much boring stuff to do right now slash soon and cant be bothered with any of it. moving, working and sitting the gallery (sound of crickets to establish how many people come in) but its only open for two more days. and wats with like noone answering calls, messages, i was discussing it with rohan bell towers and he was like yeah, wats with that? and we came to the conclusion that its because we, separately, or together, are annoying. ha. anyways, working at savers so much. its so tiring. legs ache by the end. but its ok cos they have changed the cd from the chrissi one to a 'chartsy' kind of one. its a lot less inclined to make you crazy.
being tired might not be helped by all the intense wastedness i have been delving into- aka a bottle of red each night or a few "funny" cigarettes. my skin is like one million volcanoes. need rehab. but its so juicy to go to bed wasted every night night night (sound of those words echoing in my mind so as to reaffirm their fuckedness) and also helps in the dealings concerning friends....so sick of having to deal with bad issues with friends- isnt that who yr not meant to have issues with? and then i think that its all my fault for being a bad person but i dont think thats the entire reality. makes the loneliness so much more heightened, but of course- they dont care! ha ha ha h ah kill me. i think the gunja doesnt help this cause aye?
i do have a new puppie though. its so intense. it is too small. its head is like the smallest cranium i have ever seen. it gets lost like every five minutes and then its like under a teacup or something, watever. spose im going to limpwrist and hugh owens party for fucken stupid nye.
i need to feel like this for a bit
kseeya
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| EAU NATURALLLLLLLLLE |
[18 Dec 2006|11:54am] |
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I LOOK LIKE A BRUNETTE! WOWZERS! P.S HAD THE MOST FUCKED WEEKEND! WATTA BIAAATCH. ITS TIME TO TAKE CHARGE GIRLFRIEND (NOTING TO SELF) P.S BUDGE! WE GOTTA MEET UP YOU WHORE! OK. THATS ALL. P.S GOING TO SAVERS CHRISSIE PARTY TONIGHT.
LOVE, DESPERATE AND DATELESS.
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| eat my shorts |
[15 Dec 2006|09:16am] |
so mega downnnnnnnnnnnn. so lonely! eating salad alone wont make you friends or shed the pounds. im trying to get down to just inhaling air as my food source. looking at the returned essays is bullshit. big pile of. wat do i care if mr or mrs conservative think im shit, which they do p.s. mmmmmmmm caring. sure wish i had me some o dat right now.
i think its time i faced the music. ie the orchestra of life. even though the avenue of my life filed under "mugny" or my occupation is going much better than six months ago when my friends wouldn't even give me a job! or myer at christmas!!!!! ha. p.s did i tell you im working at savers??? omg. so weird. i have to write a whoooole other passage on my journey through JUMPSTART training module. which p.s is hosted by a box with used goods in it and googly eyes who could be the distant cousin of the paper clip that always tells you what to do in microsoft word. me and amelia call him creepy creep. always popping up when you just want him to piss off. and that computer. sweet baby.
but yeah im going to update heaps because i have no life. etc. come to sean's opening tonight@ma gallery whores. it looks awesome duuude. i have so many juicy updates to come. my life has been pretty juicy up until now. like today really. i am single lady even though i dont want to be. ok thats enough before the seeming alligator tears start coming.
p.s
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[05 Nov 2006|12:58pm] |
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i haaaaaaaaaaaaate university. wat a piece of shit! vca ruled! melbourne uni can bite me in the balls. p.s its breaking my ballz.
4 to go!!!!!!!! then im never ever going beck!
my hair is sooooo intense! you cant wait to see me!
neeeeeeeeeeeed to shed tha poundz hardcore! such a skinny person trapped in a strong' persons body! bikini hellll
calvin was amazing! cant wait to actually focus on my gallery and not stupid raphael and donatello and da vinci code. fuck them stupid catholics. reaffirmation - pff.....GO PROTESTANT~
cant wait for sydenknee and meredith! trippin! firm ballz!
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greetings salutations to everyone! yr beautiful by lames blunt
xxxxxxxxxxx
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| my name is harriet. hear my words |
[31 Jul 2006|03:25pm] |
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so i just moved outta dally st!!! watta grotsky bioooootch of a move. and p.s i like own half of the shit in there but im leaving a lot of it for old times sentimental sakes. nah just canne be bothered moving the shit. i packed up my whole stupid room in like three hours (with circus music backing how fast i was going) cos i didnt really get around to packing when i was supposed to. cos im a whore. whorriet as j + a would call me. p.s write to me jack and alex if you have any time.
so yeah bluey my cat wouldnt get in his cage and it was soooooooooo annoying but also endearing. it was like a cartoon. p.s i was so embaressed about how much stuff i actually have. its intense. amelias room could fit into a shoe box and anna has pretty much done away with money altogether (altogether now) but im just a big old fat capitalist bitchpiggy. oops. kind a bought too much shit.
feeling much better now that i have done away with cigarettes p.s really wouldnt mind one now but have an amazing mindset about not having them.i just think. "no, thats gross" and then think about being stinky and coughy and the new ad on tv. do you love how easily infiltrated my brain is by tv? well my brothers did call me tv head!!! plus went to the nutritionist and got some diet tips to boost immunity and coochipower. jokes!!!
p.s davids eviction show was the most amazing piece of tv i have ever seen!!!
university is for dummies!!! all my classes are full of amazing idiots. its soooo funny. more later. cant describe. need to be pussy pounded. im working on it.
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[12 Jul 2006|03:09pm] |
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i am sick with bronchitis and coughed up blood not five mins ago. and i was in the hospital again last week!!! wat is with my body>> can it give me something to work with? please?
jim jams and pjs arent all theyre cracked up to be all the time!! going to a witch doctor next week, as alex would call them, so they should be able to tell me some shit.
how can i not quit the fine.....sweet....mouth watering eeeewww too far tobacco that has been ruining my life? now? i have to- athszmaaaaaa? yikes? bricolater???
P.S i need a personal trainer and someone to style me/ slash tell me wat to eat!!! = i know i know alex, fill up on water!!
BRIC YA LATER!!!!
AFTERTHOUGHT= gross man with kittenz
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[03 Jul 2006|03:31pm] |
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so im going on the dole!!!!! amazing!!! rent assistance anyone? yes please mr government! job serach training? no thanx cunt face!!! so demeaning!!! serinna russo job network place is soooooooooooooooooooooo intensity 5000. 3 weeks everyday!! then the margny!!
otherwise i have to move home with kathy and jim which aint so bad but if i can get margny then i will be a sweet arse 5000. the lady who served me at centrestink was so nice! i lie! she was a total wench! i dont remember it being this awful when i used to be on it. oh well wa wa free money, kind of minus yr ego!
i miss jack and alex and im very happy to hear they are reunited!!! finally. sweet baby.
but um me and sean's gallery will be open real soon so you should all get excited, no you dont actually have to just josua kaddisonning!!
in other news im a single lady with a drum kit!!! im so bad but amazing. kinship have been practising/jamming. so wierd. we make funny music. wowzers, and bluey my cat sleeps with me every night but we still havent had sex! ew creepy. p.s me and steph were sooooo stoned and redundant on saturday night. losers man. me and pot, what a combo, equals wat a fuckhead!! camilla and john and ashley==TURKEY SLAP!!! === EVICTED
what great guys.
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WAAAAASSSSSSUP?
HOW ARE YOU GUYS?????
TELL ME!!!!!!
BYE!
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| UPDATEZZZ |
[01 Jun 2006|03:53pm] |
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1. I FAINTED AT A PARTY WOOOOAH TRIPPY AND IT WAS NO COOL
2. OUR HOUSE IS FARGNY WITHOUT JACK AN AL I MISS THEM AND THEIR COOTER SMELL
3. NO JOB STILL!!!
4. RELATIONSHIP ON DE ROCKS
5. ALMOST QUIT SMOKIN SUCKERZZZZZ
6. STILL FAT
7. STILL GOT BACNE / ACNE
8. GETTIN A DRUM KIT ON THE W/E YEAH!
9. IM A BABE
10. GALLERY IS CUMMIN ALONG REAL NICE THANKS TO SEAN NOT ME!!!
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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| please kill me |
[01 May 2006|04:11pm] |
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what the funk is wrong with me why cant i get a job. now i know what alex means by careerists. oh alex. i cant even get a job at the basement. seriously. what is all this hard to get business? really. come on. im a good....wait, im a great person and i would be an addition to any establishment. wouldnt i? maybe......ha ha oh well. kill me.
day in day out nothing is pretty amazing. i do nothing, except wally gru and just cancel that all de time! ha ha oh my god. kill me.
what is love? baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.
on another note, sour apple slurpee is amazinggggggg yeah yeah
oh god im so boring and predictable. maybe its time to take a dangerous turn in life so i can get rid of these demons. i think these demons were made apparent to myself on saturday night when at emilys party. i had such a bad time, and it had nothing whatsoever to do with the party itself aka the music, the place, ha, or the people (love the people) but just with myself. ex crisis central. what the hell? i was like a huge depressed baby, evey time i saw poor nisa i would like cry at her or something, drench her wit my tears. and i just stood like a huge grimpy aka grumpy whale on the sidelines while everyone had SUCH A GOOD TIME!!!!!! ha ha ha yes
i did get my license though. about freakin time. only been driving for like fifty years......with my parents haa ha ha
so if anyone needs a lift, or help, just ask cos god knows i love a good drivey drive with anyone....it gives me purpose!
bye bye
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TOMORROW I HAVE A GROUP INTERVIEW FOR MYER COSMETICS DEPARTMENT.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I KNOW IM SETTIN MYSELF UP FOR A FALL BY POSTING THIS BUT I THINK THE EXPERIENCE - AS FAR AS IT GOES - WILL BE AMAZING NONETHELESS, NO?
K SEEYA
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| life oh life do do do do |
[27 Mar 2006|11:38am] |
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so me and sean are opening a gallery YEAH YEAH YEAH (jar-rod's ring tone) on high street in northcote coool....its going to be so much work but you know, i dont really have any conceivable reason for getting up at the moment. yes. so yeah funky shit and stuff.
and so anyways ive also gotta find a new job in about 2 minutes before i kill everyone as csba excluding jack (not kiosk catherine but love ya babe!!) catherine julie and jessicalucas etc. fucken what the hell is that place man. its so amazing and terrible at the same time. at leats at wallis i can slack off and not give a phaurnce pusshai but at csba i have to look likeim doing work and that i care about it when im asking fucken westpac how long i can fix an interest rate with them for sheesh.
going to sydney for a one a nighta on thursday will be coolio eglasius to see the babes of nsw. p.s the guy in the interent cafe has just cracked open the stinkiest shit i have ever smelled in my life- ew what is it? shit in a can (is that art? eeeewwww =manzoni) yeah iyeah yeah yeah's to see weird war and get funkay.
kickin it to tha curb in everyway. give me a job cuntish retail world or ill fucken rob ya hamper just like jarrod's was after he WAS ON A BLIND DATE GAMESHOW. such an amazing event in everyones life.
pussy pounded.
i knocked over an ashtray in my room last night. amazing and the most disgusting sand like arena down there.
we could keep ponies and goats in our back yard- im serious. who needs to offload one?
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| FUCK ME DEAD....NO PLEASE DO |
[02 Mar 2006|02:50pm] |
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OK, so im a little private school girl sheltered by my parents and ive worked, cos i have, for most of my life and i know that everyone does.....but honey! 32+ hours marky mark research a week is driving me fucken coo coo clock
does anyone, and i mean anyone have any nook or cranny where i can get my currently acne ridden face into retail? or at least something where im on my feet. cos im getting DVT.
ROSS, the boss at wallis, who alex is familiar with and everyone else probably, is the proverbial life like troll under my bridge of life. He wont let up and he haaaaaaaaaaaaates me. Everything he says to me is cunt like and i actually want to put him in tha incinerator
on another note- me and a friend were sitting in our back yard yesterday swiggin shitty wine and creamed our elle macpherson leopard skin panties when we saw a lawn mower and a man coming straight for our cooches. WE HAVE A GARDENER???
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Gossip were sooooooo amazing. its already bin said but ohwell.
ddd are in town p.s and do you love that they act like im dead minus the funeral and flowers and sadness??
hahahahahahaha its sooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!
alright thats it im out of this shithole
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[09 Feb 2006|11:10am] |
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okay so apart from d fact dat i has been in d hospital for coupla days with me old stomach problems i was seen passed out naked on my shared houselhold couch after saturday nights drinkin with no doona nor nothin. jack walked passed me and didnt say anything...amazing
so if the morphine hasnt made me coo coo clock den it dont matter cos i already was before.
still feel groos but the reason i left d hospital is because i got put into a new ward where they admitted a huge toad woman who kept vomiting all over herself/ it sounded like gargle gargel googsjkflk; and then would look over and there she/he was with vomm all over itself and just crying out AYE AYE NO ES GU BIKKJ and the nurses were like can you speak english and it was like 'YES i want water' and they were like no you cant have water because you will just spew it up and then she would demand it and then be like GARGEL GEARGLE GEEBNMN and have spew down her front again.
i also had a radioactive test where fluid was put into me and i swear that i had wet ma pants but then when the lady came over to ge me she was like "how weird is it" and i was like "what?" and she was like "that it gives you that wetting your pants feeling" and i was like PHEWWWWWW. and kind of disappointed at tha same time.
but i did have ta go to the toili a lot because i had a drip stickin out of me elbow pumpin me with fluids. it was fargny.
p.s havent had a ciggi/riggi for agggggesssssss
now its just one big comedown from the hundred litres of morphine i was given in ma buttocks
and i tell ya it aint pretty
but thankx to everyone who came to visi me was very nice of ya'll
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| welli welli wooooooooo |
[27 Jan 2006|05:32pm] |
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weeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllll
i said wellllllllllllllllllllllll
we have a new house/////a new suburb/////bought so many cheapa shoesa recentlya//////its intense
need job-anyone got one thats perfect for a princess such as me??? im so problematic when it comes to workin my booty (well not exercise because we all know how much time i pour into that!!! psst bumpin and grindin) but yeah......soooooooo lazy! a four hour shift is like a kick up ma cooter.
BDO on sunday!!!! gonna get waaaaasssssted. i hope. wheres d acid and ma old pill poppin days when you need 'em??? goog fest 2006? no i cant go back there and i wont..i wont i swear....but you never know. well, you probably do when you shove a pill in yr mouth or dust up yr button nose.
how funny is cat powers the greatest? im obsessed with the back up singers. amazing. i was pretty much gaggin the first time i laid ma pretty audio holes on it but then after 45 goes i love it!!! just when you think its going to be a heart wrencher like in the past a fat nora jones esque bass line or drum something will come in and it turns into easy listening crapola!! but in the best possible way! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE IT!!!!!! wat a gal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats enough
gotta get ambitious n start grappplin for those high class jobs aka my version of high class is like a newsagent. ha. how are you guys? good? thats good.
its so good to have a lounge room. i just didnt realise what i had been missing out on!! except its a littttttle warm in that lounge room aka hot box (like my down town) THE HEAT MY GOD THE HEAT
so m + d aka jim n kath bought 38 dally st an industrial powered fan! when its on three (its strongest strength) it blows paintings off da waaaaalllllll.
the security aint that great either!!! its a bug-ular house. you could kick tha door down with yr breath. or a feather. not to mention...jack and annas bedrooms have noooooo security on tha windows!!! sorry, those arent really deserved of an exclamation mark, let alone multiple ones!!! ooops!!!
siezure aka see ya!!!!
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[10 Jan 2006|12:10pm] |
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okay okay okay
hey there!!!! whats up? no time no entry. oh well thats the way love/life/lazy slut goes/
im in currently in karel's bedroom- a person i am staying with--amazing man. its been very weird here. hmmmmmm strange.nothing i have ever experienced before. the exhibition looks great/ the opening was awkward which is a good encapsulation of my whole time here.
nz- what a place- been really good to hang out with some people but cant wait to get home. waaah waaah never have i drunk so much beer in my life. gut ahoy. got to get back and work my booty. p.s been dying of lung cancer since i got here. most intense cough. bought some good leather boots but. good for kickin cunts to that curb.p.s no food here its amazing. cant eat cos there aint nothin. seriously. show me da food.
amelias back!!!!yeeeeeeeeeeaaaahhhhhh. long time in between juicy soy lattes.
movin house from shithouse shag pad to nice actual house in north of the coat. its a good house. hopefully good enough to not have to move in the next twenty minutes like everywhere else. backyard an shit. front yard and shit.
not lookin forward to goin and confronting a certain someone when i gets back. need alone time. need to go to the beach. 2 months- three exhibitions argh lot of work but has been good. boot scootin scrutiny.
bit sad though this whole experience. life hey.
miss melbourne- attached to that city. alex and jack are having a great time here. lovin life.
ohwell- see you all soon. sorry this is self indulgent and cry baby
seeeeyyyaaaaa
p.s herbal highs are inteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnseeeee.
tell you about them when i see you like the person at the party who just talks about drugs- gross
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| CHAIRMAN OF THE BORED............... |
[10 Dec 2005|10:59pm] |
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I AM SOOOOOOOOOOO BORED RIGHT NOW.
have been "painting" all day for the FRIENDS show which opens on tuesday at seventh gal gal on gertrude street on tuesday. be there.
this house is drivin me coo coo as are a lot of things right now. relationships......woah mama, and i aint just talkin bout the sexual ones cos honey, there is a lot wrong with my "friendships" at the mo. woah mama. aye aye aye go craaaaaaaaaazy here.
i had to take a walk around the proverbial 'block' so i could
a)not go crazy
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b)have a well earnt ciggie aka riggie
my parents are great but they just dont cut it in terms of interesting conversation. well no, they do sometimes. sometimes. yes. i have made at least 80 phone calls today. (to whoever will answer/please answer)
im spiritually wasted. my chakra is all bent out of place. show go up tomorrow. havent finished my work. i cant right now, its too much. i cant really tell whether the paintings are bad-good or just bad. oh well enough complaining
p/s i hate meredith right now
love yas
kseeya
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[12 Nov 2005|12:31pm] |
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OK SO the buzz is that alex and i have v.v.v little time to get our "shit" together for our GRADUATION EXHIBITION. o.s i need some minions asap (helpers) who can paint exactly the way i do and who think the same way like have the same brain hahahahahaha. jokes.
anyways have heaps of little bullshit annoying tasks to do and then it gets even more annoying cos i dont even like my art. ha, kind of funny kind of poignant and sad. ummmmmmmm
anyways so yeah me and jess (my friend who jack is turning back to her old wild self) is coming to help me find a dress and shoes and general bitchin outfit for my big night...doesnt this sound like brets post? ummmmanyways so yeah shes coming to meet me and we are going to be such BITCHIN TOTALLY PISSAHOLIC LIKE BABES in all kooky schweet stores and then i need to lose about 6 kilos in a week....
p.s my hair is fucken grotsky and way overdue for a bleach....roots manuva
p.p.s my life is being taken over by how big my breasts are...theyre growin every day and they are HUGE CAJUNGAS and my back hurts and i need new bras and p.p.ps why didnt anyone tell me they were so outrageous
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