Date:	2004-08-29 02:04
Subject:	It was the best of times... it was the worst of times...
Security:	Public
Mood:	enraged

On one hand... Maro-chan lives. Though it has been said that I must find a proper home for him so that he may not feast on any more homework...

On the other hand... Jhonen Vasquez stole my pet!!! My dearest minion!!! I have evidence too. Poor Magic... who knows where he might be wandering the world all alone. Sadly the fiend would not see any threats I make here. Then again... I could be wrong. Perhaps that odd kid with the round shiney head is hiding something this time. He was a worthy adversary so I would not be surprised.

Date:	2004-08-24 00:29
Subject:	Oshitari you butt!
Security:	Public
Mood:	sad

Such inhumane tragedy. I cannot imagine what those fiends might do to the noble warrior. And I was gonna name him Maro-chan too...

Date:	2004-08-11 17:07
Subject:	A tale for the masses...
Security:	Public
Mood:	energetic

...which is quite possibly no one as the only loyal minion worthy enough is sadly... mia. But for my own records...

I have just returned from a most fanciful journey. If one could use such a mundane term to describe these travels. It started perhaps one moon ago. I was minding my own business as I hid in the tree by Kira-kouhai's window... when I was abducted by aliens. The nicest of such creatures that I have ever chanced a meeting with I might add. They had the loveliest luster and heint hue... and were in fact a kind of quadrapeds, sort of like what most homo sapiens know to be centaurs. I could go into countless detail about the days spent in their company... very hospitable... however the majority... the consensus rather... will either (A) Not care or more likely (B) live in utter disbelief, so I will not burden myself.

Moving on... I planned to spend more time with the extraterrestrials... that was until I heard of their plans. You know what I speak of. The typical lets take over earth because humans are weak type of deal. Not that I would not have enjoyed helping further their plot... Yet I learned that I was merely a pawn and so I decided instead to disprove their belief of our falicy. Granted unto me for the aid of such a mission was a weapon with a power I cannot even begin to describe. But for the sake of putting a definable word to such a device... I shall refer to it as the tentacle duck. With such a weapon, victory was had in a matter of mere days. Showing them mercy for their hospitality... I sent them home with all their casualties... this time. Should the need for it arise I held onto the tentacle duck... as a precaution.

I simply must get over to Takuya's dorm now to share the news with him... I think he would enjoy the company of the tentacle duck. If he asks nice I might let him borrow it too. Since the enemy is not likely to strike in the same place twice after all.

Date:	2004-06-20 23:05
Subject:	Notable mentions of the week.
Security:	Public
Mood:	worried

Weekend was interesting. The minions informed me that I should start a new army... as soon as the parental unit deems it fit to return the credit card I shall begin its construction... they were not too pleased to hear of my last army...

Teachers decide that summer means slacking which means extra work. Somehow that equation seems to defy my laws of physics.

Finally... and the most worrisome... I had heard something about my getting a chance to return to the regulars on the tennis team of course. Aside from the fact that I cannot even comprehend what the higher ups must have been getting high on when they concluded this... I am not quite certain I should care to persue the opportunity. There are so many far more productive activities to take part in after all... though it would be a perfect opportunity to annoy Atobe Shishido the whole team certain people. Choices always lead you to so many crossroads... and then you actually have to pick one... what if I just stopped and smelled the roses instead. They are far prettier anyway.

Date:	2004-06-06 02:31
Subject:	Ah the infamous - Cogito ergo sum.
Security:	Public
Mood:	restless

Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem! (Something I should expect to hear from Buchou's mouth...)

Diem perdidi. Dura lex sed lex. Veritas vos liberabit at si post fata venit gloria non propero. At errare humanum est. Si fecisti nega! Homo praesumitur bonus donec probetur malus. Exitus acta probat. Et si finis bonus est, totum bonum erit. Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est. Stercus accidit! Omnia mutantur, nos et mutamur in illis. Tantum mors ultima linea rerum est. O tempora, O mores! Alea iacta est. Sit vis vobiscum.

Magister Mundi sum!

Dixi!

P.S: Canis meus id comedit! ¬¬ Cave canem... te necet lingendo...

( OOC Notes... as I'm sure most of you are going wtf? )

...for it creates a strange and frightful world indeed.

Still, chaos has been restored to this lovely abode... and I was even growing bored. And I still am... perhaps I should search out these new acquaintances... or maybe drop by the less frequented bases. I still have yet to make the trip to retrieve all the resources I need for a certain masterpiece. Not that I could not find the materials on these premises... but fame is a terrible vice in this case.

More importantly... Magic and relatives are in the news. Who would have thought he would make it before myself. I could not be more proud.

Date:	2004-05-16 22:52
Subject:	How does the little crocodile improve his shining tale?
Security:	Public
Mood:	sleepy

How changing a 4:1 ratio to a 1:4 is fair I still do not know. However, as it is not my room I do not really care... so long as a certain despot does not come after me in such a tasteless fashion as my confederate supposed.

In other pointless news... I learned what chakra was. It looks a lot more impressive than it sounds. Facts ruin everything. Still, the demon shall perish. With or without such myth.

Date:	2004-05-06 22:59
Subject:	Not that this will get a reply...
Security:	Public
Mood:	irate

...but I wonder if anyone of the many stalkers about, willing or not, would have any information, possible ideas or plans of actions just lying around that would aid in the mass genocide of the tree species?

Date:	2004-04-25 21:37
Subject:	A good old fashion medieval dragon slaying quest is afoot...
Security:	Public
Mood:	pissed off

Hrmph. An evil beast who claims he is overlord of the quarters has proclaimed that the wanton, six-sided, cardboard monsters loom hungrily, waiting to feast on all of my kingdom. I honestly do not comprehend why many believe haphazardly inserting everything into such containers equals pleasurable organization -- especially when there is no care taken in naming each one properly.

Unfortunately enough, the cruel dictator demands that I must either please the monsters myself, or he shall do it. Pity that I have absolutely no desire in performing any of these heinous acts. I fear I may even need to impose myself on Takuya and inquire for him to serve as a lord to all my sovereignty at his room until the Kaiser’s fit passes over on the kind wings of sanity.

And it is just my luck that he demands use of the appliance I control now. I do pray he has not laid eyes on my words of complaint.

Date:	2004-04-14 18:20
Subject:	A real lobster quadrille.
Security:	Public
Mood:	annoyed

Detention is an injustice I should not have to suffer. I would not suffer through the ordeal either… except a certain cult following of Katoku’s seems quite pleased with my “long deserved castigation” as they put it. I have not been left alone the whole day.

Amateurs.

They shall soon find one of my competence is not so easily oppressed.

Takuya~! If you are reading this, I beg of you to come and help save my insanity please~! There are so many of us on this disreputable team, no one will notice an extra one or two helping to spit on windows and floors. You can even be the geisha in my royal court.

Date:	2004-04-12 00:21
Subject:	It's alive~!
Security:	Public
Mood:	quixotic

My perfectly primate sculpted simian sock-citadels rise splendidly above the skyline... or bed line... or table line... or desktop line much to a certain roommates expressed irritation. He is threatening to use chalk again. Or masking tape. Perhaps permanent marker. Is it my fault I am in the possession of so much more stuff than he?

Also, overlord-sama has returned. I expect a coup d'etat is in order. The chosen kingdom is just lovely. As is the collateral for allowing them the presence of such a fine species. Such a sacrifice will not be in vain… but maybe in the dark for some time.

Date:	2004-04-02 19:15
Subject:	Life lessons~!
Security:	Public
Mood:	bouncy

Have learned the many joys of owning a credit card, the internet, and now buying in bulk.

In one week Magic will have a whole horde of loyal minions express delivered to right to my dorm room... I wonder if they'll all fit...?

Date:	2004-03-29 00:08
Subject:	The world keeps turning.
Security:	Public
Mood:	aggravated

Computers are bent on taking over the world!

These passing daysmonths are proof of the devolping conflict between man and machine. Mortals need to step up and face their creations before all havoc breaks loose and we are overtaken by brainless bits of metal and plastic! Therefore, I am officially declaring war against my laptop. I wonder if the baseball department will notice if a few of their extra bats mysteriously end up missing? I should find competent minions for this adventure as well...

There should also be a way to keep the world from turning. That will be number two on my to do list.

Date:	2004-02-03 01:36
Subject:	Life lessons...
Security:	Public
Mood:	irritated

Never get into a fight with a tree when it is bigger and stronger than you. It should therefore common knowledge that you cannot win against it. Especially when you are not properly armed with gasoline, fire or any other combination of highly combustible products.

Ohtori, Hiyoshi... I am sorry about the window. I shall find a way to replace it, I promise. Just as soon as I get revenge for the other one's death!

Date:	2004-02-01 15:30
Subject:	Es muy aburrido!
Security:	Public
Mood:	bored

School is so normal. I still miss Sei Rudolph… and Takuya… and the obscene amounts of free time to romp through the ungodly number of dorm rooms without their knowledge. There are only so many athletes at Hyotei! I do hope Takuya is causing plenty of chaos during my indefinite leave. I still have a toilet paper crane if her needs a reminder.

However, Seigaku has not been so terrible either. Admittedly, I would have liked to stalk at least one of the regulars by this point. Apparently, I am not a favorite among them either… I cannot really fathom why. Well, I can of course, but they are certainly all such menial matters. It is rather childish and a waste of unnecessary energy. But, if I make it through this excursion with my life then so be it; if not then all the more fun for me. I have always wanted to partake in an epic battle before my inevitable, untimely death.

At least Arai-sama has been keeping busy enough. I could not really contrive any use in participating as a target during tennis practice but who am I to argue against Kami-sama? He did seem to get upset when he kept missing, or rather I kept dodging but I will suffer in hell before I willingly allow one of those atrocious yellow balls hit moi. I might have let magic take his turn for repaying Arai… but sadly, my dear sock monkey is out of commission after suffering a minor fracture in the right arm. Rest assured that tree will pay dearly for marring his beauty.

I still feel that I am not doing enough to repay such a savoir… but my time is spent. A close eye always looms above my shoulder, lest I should attempt to escape the confinement that is school for even one day. Teacher’s will just not accept “I need to leave the grounds to check up on my evil overlord” as a legal excuse for cutting class. Just wait. Someday, when they are all insignificant minions they will understand my predicament.

Date:	2004-01-21 20:13
Subject:	Seigaku is really neat too
Security:	Public
Mood:	devious

Ever since Jirou's little boyfriend invaded our dorms, I have intended to venture out to their school. The only other run in I have had with them was not as pleasant after all. I still have not paid Gakuto back for that one either. Ah well, he is not as fun anyway.

But there was this one guy I met at Seigaku. He saved my life, he really did! He saved Magic's life too. It was so heroic, like something you only see in those cheesy American films. So of course, it only made sense to repay such a wondrous deed. I think he was a little put off at first; it seemed so modest but he did seem to appreciate the help. I should be able to do even more when I return next week, for however long I continue this project at Seigaku. Though, I would like to see some of the other character's as well. I wonder if I will be able to see that little kid play? The way Jirou talks he sounds pretty good; and apparently I have made some enemies there too. It should be great fun allowing them such an opportunity... provided my presence is known, that might be the hardest part.

Either way it has already been great fun, which is more than I can say about the past couple weeks in my own school. I miss Sei Rudolph too... I wonder if my old stalkie would object to my returning on occasion... he probably would.

Today was the greatest. I finally obtained that which I have always wanted. My magic sock monkey! He now resides safely in my own abode where I may call on him whenever I desire to witness the elusive magic sock monkeyness that is him.

( Witness the toils )

Date:	2004-01-09 22:21
Subject:	Playing with this glowy box proved quite educational...
Security:	Public
Mood:	restless

...and now I know I need a magic sock monkey!

Date:	2003-12-16 16:32
Subject:	Life is like a llama...
Security:	Public
Mood:	rushed

Ah... I broke the rules again but maybe this time they will not be able to find me. What a useful little device this trip has proved to be. Quite a strange turn of events took place last week thou. It was like nothing happened, and then the weekend hit and it turned into a near overwhelming rush.

For starters, it seems I have finally worn out my welcome with Kisarazu. I do not know why this seems to amuse me so much yet it does. Perhaps because it took quite a bit more time than I intended. Of course I do not intend to impose further, especially when I have stayed past even my own intended time but it would be quite a hassle to relocate and only have to repeat the process so soon after. I have another week left to wait out and Takuya had offered before, requested rather that I room with him. Therefore I shall graciously wait out the rest of my time at the school with him, not that either of us will complain.

Kisarazu should be happy either way. He even gave me the loveliest departing present. This perfect purple fluffy mat. I did have to wonder where he got such an item though since it does not suit his unrefined tastes at all. I shall have to give everyone else's journals a once over when I am finished here since they usually prove intelligible enough albeit cryptic at times. I have not been keeping up with them well enough anyway.

The reason for my lack of attention being that I took a little journey home this weekend. I informed my parents that this was on of those rare times when Hyotei gets the whole weekend off (whether or not they even existed was not the issue, it was merely a fabrication to deter their questions which they believed beyond a shadow of a doubt.) Once again, my intuition served my best interest as I was immediately informed of my parents sudden plans. Apparently the company they both work for has been further impressed by their work, and decided to give them an advance of sorts for the upcoming holidays, though not in the form of a bonus or promotion. It is only natural, considering their line of work that they should be offered the chance to travel to a choice location as it would serve as leisure and a chance to enhance relations with any associated region. But that is hardly the point I need to make. It affects me because…

Our family will be taking a trip to Italy!! Next week even. I was ecstatic. Was. Then they told me that Shimura and Ikemi, my aunt and uncle would be accompanying us, among a few other relatives. I know I should not hope that Hiroyuki will somehow miraculously be unable to attend, yet I can not help it and will good enough reason. So long as my parents, or more importantly, he does not figure out such desires then all should remain right in my world.

Still, It can not end too tragically; it IS Italy. This is the absolute perfect opportunity for me to advance my knowledge of the language, as I know it is still less than satisfactory. And I'm enthralled just thinking about all the wineries will we surely visit. I expect to come back with a fairly decent supply from them. I should also be able to pick up some interesting gifts for the holidays as well. Speaking of which, we got a name for some secret Santa game today. I wonder if my selected recipient will be okay with getting it late... or maybe I could set up something that will arrive at their dorm in better time? I am not sure really. All I know is this person will probably not require anything fancy from my trip.

I suppose now that all is said and logged, packing would be in my best interest soon. Not just for the vacation, but also for when I finally move out of these dorms. Just thinking that I have to leave already makes me realize just how little I accomplished from my original plans, not that I could have helped it. Quite a few unexpected devices presented themselves over time. But I should take advantage of these few fleeting days to at least get better acquainted before a hasty departure right?

Date:	2003-12-07 18:37
Subject:	Not really private... but just long enough that you don't need to suffer through the rambling...
Security:	Public
Mood:	amused

( And the only true complaint is that we could not be pink )