I drove today because I was late and couldn't find my bus pass. Luckily, it's Customer Appreciation Day at the garage, so I got a donut. It was alright.

Hey guys, I paid over $3.00 for a gallon of milk last night, and that scares the bejeezus out of me.

OKAY, JAMES FARM CREAM CHEESE. I GET IT. ALRIGHT, PANDORA. I GET IT.

ps. At least I found a pump-action Daisy air rifle just now. Hipster rat killers beware.

pps. I also scored some weights so I can work on my fitness... At least I'll have sweet guns when they find me with my head in the oven.

Damn, today flew by because I was so busy learning how to animate using Flash:

Watch my ball.

Yep. I'm on my way.

Three things that win about today:

The fake woodstove I got from Home Depot for $20.

The beer bottle shaped candles I got from Village Discount.

The workout tape I also picked up at Village Discount; the Larger Ladies' Workout.


I can't wait to get started!!!

ps. I want to go see the Sex & the City movie when it comes out.

Okay. I made an appointment to get my hair did. Let me know if any of these don't look too stupid*:




Of course i realize that a lot of them look stupid, but I really want a change. I'm tempted to just leave it up to the stylist. She's given me two REALLY GOOD haircuts before, and I know she likes to cut short. I mean, if she can salvage my grow-out plan, than that's amazing because right now I look like this:



Suggestions are welcome.



*I kinda want to head towards Posh because I love her, but I'm afraid I'd have to take lessons in ferocity.

Single worst thing I have ever seen in my life.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you:

David Lee Roth's vocal track to Runnin' With The Devil, isolated

Okay, guys. Enough about Heath Ledger. Serious. Let the dead man alone.


But the comments on this post are cracking me up... Namely this, from a girl who accused Lily Allen of miscarrying on purpose earlier in the day:

i can't believe it.

like, it doesn't feel real. i know it'll hit me later but right now it does not feel real at all.

it makes you look at life and think......anythings possible. nothings set in stone. anyone can die at any moment.

it's so easy to just have not had this happen. this wouldn't be happening right now.

i guess the good thing to come out this is that it makes u really realize what life is like......that it's scary.

I spend way too much time on the internet.

I was going to post a million awful things, but thanks to Walgreens, my cup of Christmas Cheer has been temporarily filled. So, without any further ado, I'm gonna go get super stoned and watch my new copy of Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas.

Happy Birthday, Jesus.

EMILY AND I ARE GOING TO SEE THE SPICE GIRLS NEXT WEEKEND.


I need a fanny pack.

Oh, people can be so stupid. Obsession with women is a precursor to the downfall of a society.


Also, I just ate half a bowl of soup for lunch and I'm not satisfied. Where can I get food for free?

You should sign this if you like listening to Pandora, Radioio, Soma, etc.

Net radio is all that gets me through the day... Net radio, and coffee.

7] Elizabeth Hasslewhatevs is a fucking idiot.

8] Britney Spears has lost her fucking mind.



SO. In conclusion, you should either a] have a drink with me tomorrow afternoon/early evening, or b] have a taco dinner with me tomorrow night.



THE END.