Cole Turner ([info]cole_turner) wrote,
@ 2003-04-01 14:47:00
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Current mood: curious

These past few hours have been very strange. I awoke in a new non-androgynous body, pleasuring a beautiful woman who claimed to be a man. Reading here I have discovered that almost everyone I know has switched bodies with others as well. Faith is in Wesley, my father is in a high school principal, Wesley is in a vampire girl, and Fred is in a man. Apparently Gunn is in a teenage Chinese girl, but I have not seen him. Her. Lorne is a girl as well. Fortunately, my gender did not change, and neither did Cordelia's.

I have been unable to find my father's body. But I have discovered I can throw balls of fire, and if I concentrate, I can move my body to any location I wish. I will bring myself to Cordelia's side so I may care for her and find a way to restore her to her proper form. I would like to keep the one I have, however, for I am now better equiped to be a father.

I do hear a voice that seems to whisper inside me telling me to "release it" and "accept my destiny." I am unsure what that means. I will ask Cordelia what to do.


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[info]d_minion
2003-04-01 11:52 am UTC (link)
EEEEP!

*panics*

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[info]cole_turner
2003-04-01 11:53 am UTC (link)
Who are you, and why are you "eeep"-ing?

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[info]d_minion
2003-04-01 11:59 am UTC (link)
No listening to the voice! No no no no no!

Voice baaaad!

*begs cutely*

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[info]the_gentlemen
2003-04-01 12:09 pm UTC (link)
*notes with both satisfaction and dismay that a bear is "eeping" at former-me*
*suspects this might in fact be the answer to both Phoebe's whereabouts, and the bear minions*
*sighs*

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[info]d_minion
2003-04-01 12:16 pm UTC (link)
*stares at you some more*

Couldn't be...

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[info]the_gentlemen
2003-04-01 12:28 pm UTC (link)
*grins sheepishly*
*kicks air in gesture of embarrassment*
*can sense that bear is in fact Phoebe*
*wants to both snuggle furiously and distract her from former-me...lest former-me conveniently listen to voices in his head and lets out pesky Source*
*notes that I am having evil thoughts and wonders if ugly dapper Gentlemen are having an influence on thinking*
*shrugs*

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[info]d_minion
2003-04-01 12:31 pm UTC (link)
*stares in shock*

COLE?

*looks unbearably cute*

It is you...

*glomps*

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[info]the_gentlemen
2003-04-01 12:44 pm UTC (link)
*all four of me grabs snuggly bear and hugs as though the world were ending*
*four sets of eyes get misty*
*loves snuggly Phoebe-bear with all his might*
*wants to tell sweet Phoebe-bear that he loves her, but just grins horrifying rictus grin instead*

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[info]d_minion
2003-04-01 12:52 pm UTC (link)
*clings desperately*
*mumbles something unheard then looks up*
*sees all four gentlemen grinning horrifyingly at her*
*eyes go wide and considers screaming despite knowing it's really Cole*

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[info]cole_turner
2003-04-01 12:57 pm UTC (link)
If you kill him, do I get to keep this body? I would like to. These powers are wonderful, and it is pleasing to be so much better endowed. And have better hair.

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[info]d_minion
2003-04-01 01:00 pm UTC (link)
*bites tongue*
*glares at you*

Cole, honey? Can I just turn him into a Teddy Bear for a little while? Please? Pretty please?

*begs cutely*

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[info]the_gentlemen
2003-04-01 01:23 pm UTC (link)
*wonders if me being turned into a bear would release the Source*
*wonders if I would always be a bear*
*shivers at thought*
*shakes head "no" at Phoebe*
*grins*

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[info]d_minion
2003-04-01 01:25 pm UTC (link)
*pouts cutely*

*snuggles up*

Phoeey. This turning people into Teddy Bear thing is kinda cute actually.

Oooh! Wyatt would love this!

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[info]the_gentlemen
2003-04-01 04:20 pm UTC (link)
*glares at Phoebe-bear in admonition*
*notices plushy softness is sort of sexy*
*is embarrassed for even thinking such things*

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[info]d_minion
2003-04-01 04:22 pm UTC (link)
*giggles at resultant blushing*
*pats cheek cutely*

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[info]the_gentlemen
2003-04-01 04:30 pm UTC (link)
*raises four eyebrows*
*pats plush tushie softly*
*grins*

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[info]the_gentlemen
2003-04-01 04:34 pm UTC (link)
*rescinds all dirty thoughts of Phoebe-bear and tries to ignore desirability of plush toy*
*thinks about baseball*
*thinks about evil*
*wants to scream*

God. Could this be any more embarrassing? I sure hope we get back to normal soon...I don't care whether we're evil or not. I just don't want to desire a plush bear anymore.

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[info]d_minion
2003-04-01 04:42 pm UTC (link)
*whispers something in ear*
*looks cutely innocent*

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[info]the_gentlemen
2003-04-01 05:04 pm UTC (link)
*puffs chest(s) out*
*has a little swagger in my floating all of the sudden*
*feels very handsome, despite hideous exterior(s)*
*writes in dust: "Really?"*
*raises eyebrows*

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[info]d_minion
2003-04-01 05:07 pm UTC (link)
*beams and perks up from really bad day*
*realizes is only talking in silence*

Of course, really, you big goof!

*giggles and cuddles up some more*

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[info]the_gentlemen
2003-04-01 01:01 pm UTC (link)
*glares at former-me*
*hugs Phoebe-bear closer*
*notices cute button eyes bugging out*
*loosens up on the Kung-Fu grip a bit*
*is getting a little randy-feeling, despite current predicament*

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[info]the_gentlemen
2003-04-01 11:55 am UTC (link)
*tries to wave arms frantically in warning motion*
*pauses*
*thinks about it*
*raises eyebrow*
*wonders if this isn't just what the doctor ordered, thusly taking all personal responsibility for goodness away*
*grins*

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[info]harmony_vamp
2003-04-01 12:02 pm UTC (link)
Cordelia is the *last* person you should be asking for advice right now, Connor.

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[info]cole_turner
2003-04-01 12:07 pm UTC (link)
Why would you say such a thing? She knows what is best for her, for me, and for our child. Even if she is in the body of a teenage girl now, she still has her mind.

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[info]harmony_vamp
2003-04-01 12:15 pm UTC (link)
The mind part of her is what I'm worried about.

*thumps table and breaks a nail*

Oh damnit! I mean..uh...um, nothing.

Just stay put.

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[info]cole_turner
2003-04-01 12:28 pm UTC (link)
I know her hormones make her act strangely, but she will be fine. And I do not wish to stay put. I am having fun testing out my new powers! I will be able to do much demon slaying now. These balls of fire will kill vampires very nicely.

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