Send monogrammed towels to the happy couple. Also an excess of blenders, and pretty but useless serving dishes off which they can sniff coke when the marriage starts to disintegrate and they argue because L. is watching too much "Oprah."
I just thought I'd toss in my congratulations and WHAT THE FUCK!? into the mix.
By the way, I know they say that married couples start to look alike, but with you two the resemblance is already uncanny. Are you sure he's not a cousin?
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You are full of surprises. Congratulations!
Congratulations, you two.
And
Congratulations!
And
You're the weirdest lesbian I know.
(Thank you.)
Congratulations!
Suc... er, Congrats!
By the way, I know they say that married couples start to look alike, but with you two the resemblance is already uncanny. Are you sure he's not a cousin?