Okay so I'm going to update the story part of Warped now before I forget. Pictures to come in a few days once I get the pictures that Maria took and I get some form of photoshop.
LOL THERE WAS A CUT BUT WHENEVER I MAKE CUTS PEOPLE NEVER READ WHATS BEHIND THEM SO NO MORE CUT.
So we got there at like 11:15 after it stopped raining so hard, heard the sounds playing while we waited in line. Bags checked, vitamin water concealed successfully, into the gates.
We walk for like a minute when I hear Line and Sinker by Billy Talent. So I scream FUCK and start running towards where it's coming from. I go to like three stages that aren't them until I finally see them. At some point I misplaced Maria. Finally get there and it looks like i missed a lot of their set. I start singing and then someone pulls my hair and I turn around and lo and behold ITS ADAM AND MARIA FROM INTERNET! :D :D :D I couldn't sing in front of adam because he would take pictures of me with my mouth open. D: I got to see The Ex, Try Honesty and River Below. I really don't care about their new stuff.
The Academy Is are next WTF WHY ARE THEY MAINSTAGE? Get three away from barrier MARIA REFUSED TO TRY AND PUSH UP CLOSE DURING BILLY TALENT FOR SOME REASON. They start playing and the crowd goes into full douche mode. They do not stop pushing and crowd surfing. It was terrible and brought back Truckstops and Statelines memories. I got kicked in the face twice and one time I got kicked in the mouth which made my bottom lip go numb and swell. I went back aways and tried to find a safe place for me to take pictures and not having my hair die. Tai ended. Music good, crowd douchey, charlotte in pain.
Adam's hair required immediate de-jewwing after TAI so we needed to find the little girl's room. But, um I think we went to find Big Fruity first. On the way I saw the www.mybodystory.com guy and got picture. WITH A POLAROID. HOW SCENE? Gave Fruity 11 dollars and took a picture. WITH A POLAROID. HOW SCENE? He wanted to keep it but he settled for keeping it in his heart forever.
Went to the bathroom and gelled hair and Adam couldn't find a cure for his Jewhair because it was wet outside. So we walked around a little then saw hellogoodbye. They were awesome and cute as always. After that I decided it was necessary for me to wait in line for the Billy Talent signing. I told Maria I would meet up with her at Eighteen Visions. Waited in line for all of two minutes (time used to delete unnecessary pictures and clear space on my memory card) when I decided that waiting in line was not worth it for the following reasons:
a) My legs hurt
b) I was bored
c) I was at the end of the very long line and the band wouldnt even get there for another 30 minutes
d) Billy Talent are a pretty fug band
e) I had nothing good for them to sign
f) I would probably miss eighteen visions
So I went to merch tents and bought TAI booty shorts WHICH ARE THE SHIT so I gave the girl tai merchie a 5 dollar tip for pointing them out to me because then I would have just gotten a lame non-bootyshort shirt, and two hgb shirts which are cute and so are the british hgb merchies. So I went over to the stage that 18v were going to play at and got ~*~BARRIER~*~ and not just any barrier, but the center of the barrier right in front of James Hart. 18v came out and were basically amazing. And needless to say, I rocked out hard and now my neck and throat hurt. I got 859734985347 really good pictures too. James kept making obscene hip gestures while looking at me... he could have been looking at the people around me but I was sandwiched in by fat metalcore dudes on my right and left and fugz metalcore girls behind me.
Walked around some more and got pictures with Liz (sq liz) she's really nice. Bought 18v panties. Walked around more and went to the truth booth and did fall out boy karoke which you can see on adam's journal and eventually on truth's youtube profile.
Went to the 18v merch tent and got in line to meet them. While in line we hung out with Liz, who knows Adam apparently? We talked about scene kings and Maria got awkward BECAUSE LIZ WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW HER FRIEND RYAN WILSON IS CALLED A SCENE KING AND MARIA STALKS RDUB HARDCORE AND MADE A RYAN WILSON PHOTOBUCKET. James Hart was like "HEY I SAW YOU UP FRONT YOU LOOKED GREAT" and then looked at my outfit and was like "That's hot." Thinking back on it now, and maybe I'm just imagining things, but if I didn't know any better I'd say the singer of 18v was hitting on me. Either way it's lolz. Got a picture with all of them and got a signed poster.
Walked around some more and um saw Valient Thorr, who are lolz. Our legs were falling off and everyone we wanted to see had already played so we left and got back to richmond at like 9 something.
PICTURES SOON.