June 25th, 2008
Knitting Request @ 02:55 am
Mood Swings:  mischievous
Lyrical Musing: Ladytron-Blue Jeans
I can't knit, but I was wondering if I could get someone to possibly make me this hat. http://www.kittyville.com/knit/kitty_hat.htmlI UBER want one. Like, super big, long ear flaps, comfy SUPER soft material. Did I use the word SUPER enough? lol I want the strings to be twisted and the pom-poms at the end. I want the most BITCHIN' cat hat of them all. In black with bright green in the ears or something. THAT WOULD ROCK!!! I am so willing to pay for it. If anyone here knits or knows someone they could get to knit it for me...I would be thankful. Help?
September 21st, 2007
Not even a joke... @ 06:16 pm
Mood Swings:  omg, kitten! <3
CUTEST THING EVER!
 OMG!!! ^_^
May 16th, 2007
Tattoo artist @ 03:50 pm
Mood Swings:  accomplished
Lyrical Musing: Stephen Lynch-Grandfather
A little update: The wedding is coming soon, a little over 2 weeks. I'm damn excited! OH OH OH!!!!! I WENT FOR AN INTERVIEW TODAY, TO APPRENTICE AS A TATTOO ARTIST FOR WILDSTYLE TATTOO, IN JOHNSON CITY!!!!!!I went in, talked to Dok, and he LOVED my artwork. He said it was the best he's seen yet from applicants, and told me to come and spend some time at the shop next week so people could get to know me better. Awesome, right??????? omg, I'm so excited. XD FUCKIN' A, things are going good! I have a second journal on here...if you wanna be added, comment here and I'll add you. ^_^ Its interesting, to say the least. Bai for now! Eternally in Love, Catsey
November 15th, 2006
hahaha, awesome. @ 09:46 pm
August 1st, 2006
Go ahead @ 07:24 pm
Mood Swings:  cheerful
Lyrical Musing: BuckCherry-Crazy Bitch
I saw this on an lj community I'm part of, so I thought I'd post here it in an effort to pass it on because I think this is a great idea. Leave me an anonymous comment pouring your heart out. Say anything. Tell me your stories, your secrets, those things no one ever asks but you wish to tell. Tell me about your love, your hate, your indifference, your joy. Tell me about what's inside of you when you're reading through these entries on your friends list, and tell me why you continue to come back here. Tell me anything. Tell me what you really think of me or yourself. Anything. Post anonymously [by selecting the anonymous box]. Speak honestly, because there isn't any censure here. Post as many times as you like. One faceless wonder to another. You don't have to be on my friends list. You can just be stopping through. It doesn't matter. And then, pass it on. I swear, no tracking, no IDs, nothing. BE HONEST WITH ME. Tell me how you feel about m,e about life, about anything...I promise, you will remain nameless.
January 6th, 2006
Chuck Norris... @ 02:55 am
Mood Swings:  giggly
Lyrical Musing: Razed in Black-Oh! My Goth
Nostradamus’ prophecies regarding Chuck Norris: In the coming year President Bush’s approval rating will fall to a dismal 4.8%. Fueled by the support of this web-site Chuck Norris will take power in the bloodiest revolution man has ever seen. Steven Segal will be named vice president, and Jean Claude Van Dam the secretary of defense. Focusing on foreign policy, Norris will end the fight between Jews and Muslims over the Holy Land by eliminating Jews and Arabs completely and renaming the holy land Texas-2. With Jews and Arabs gone the economy will boom, the entertainment industry will collapse, and local Dunkin Donuts shall be found abandoned. Norris will go on to expel all illegal immigrants into France via the roundhouse kick. France will become gayest, laziest, and filthiest country in world history and will be eliminated completely in Chuck's second term. At this point it will be realized that the second coming of Christ has occurred, and Chuck Norris will replace the Holy Spirit as part of the Holy Trinity. Global warming will eventually destroy all living things, except Chuck Norris. Norris will asexually reproduce, forming a second Chuck Norris. An argument regarding beard grooming will cause the greatest battle conceivable. When both Chucks roundhouse each other simultaneously the universe will be destroyed. Ironically only the Norris's beard particles will have been strong enough to continue existence. The beards will stand as proof that the only universal force in the world is Chuck Norris.
October 20th, 2005
SIGN IT! @ 12:39 pm
Mood Swings:  giddy
Lyrical Musing: The Bloodhound Gang-Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss

Click here to sign my Graffiti Wall! (Powered by PicLibs.com)
Plus, leave me a comment so I know what you wrote. lol I'm just nosey like that.
December 11th, 2004
Friends Only @ 11:34 am

Sign In to read my entries. Seriously, you have to sign in (and make sure you stay signed in the WHOLE time you're viewing my journal) or else you WILL NOT be able to read my entries.....boy, oh boy...don't you just WISH you knew what I was saying in here, possibly about you?...
March 14th, 2004
Yes @ 01:47 am
© show some heart ©
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Monday, March 1, 2004 is SI Awareness Day.
....all I can say is, this suits me...
December 18th, 2003
Woo, happy little exerpt @ 06:47 am
have another drink and drive yourself home
I hope theres ice on all the roads
so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt
and again when your head goes through the windshield
December 9th, 2003
Sarah and I, convo @ 12:36 am
BleedingBeauty59 (12:32:18 AM): Heya Sarah (12:32:30 AM): hey girlie! Sarah (12:32:33 AM): How's it goin? BleedingBeauty59 (12:33:42 AM): Pretty good, I'm just realizing how much Duditz looks like a little chicken when he lies down. You know, like when cats tuck their legs and such underneath? Well, he's so small and got these boney legs, that when he folds them under, he looks like one of those chickens you buy in the store to cook. Sarah (12:34:23 AM): that's because you have a dead chicken and are pretending it is a cat BleedingBeauty59 (12:35:17 AM): lol *looks around suspiciously* Noooooo....not at all! IT'S A CAT! *picks it up* See it dance!!! *wiggles it at her*
November 14th, 2003
From Dusk Till Dawn @ 01:43 am
"Becaue of you, picking this place, my brother is dead, this girl's whole family is dead!" "What were they, psychos?" "Did they look like psychos to you!? They were vampires! Psychos do NOT explode when sunlight hits them, I don't care how fucking crazy they are!"
Yeah...^_^
November 7th, 2003
This is the truth! @ 12:58 am
"At the drop of a hat, in the blink of an eye, you must be ready to sacrifice anything in the name of Heavy Metal."
David Yarwood, 2003
October 7th, 2003
(no subject) @ 10:32 pm
Is it worth it can you even hear me Standing with your spotlight on me Not enough to feed the hungry Im tired and I felt it for awhile now In this sea of lonely The taste of ink is getting old Its four oclock in the fucking morning Each day gets more and more like the last day Still I can see it coming While Im standing in the river drowning This could be my chance to break out This could be my chance to say goodbye At last its finally over Couldnt take this town much longer Being half dead wasnt what I planned to be Now Im ready to be free
August 22nd, 2003
(no subject) @ 11:46 pm
Live In Virtue, No Desire In The Grave An Angel's Choir You Look To Heaven And Wonder Why No One Can See Them In The Sky
Just As The Clouds Have Gone To Sleep Angels Can Be Seen In Heaven's Keep Alone In Fear They Question Why Goddamn Not An Angel When I Die
Angels Live, They Never Die Apart From Us, Behind The Sky They're Fading Souls Who've Turned To Ice So Ashen White In Paradise
Just As The Clouds Have Gone To Sleep Angels Can Be Seen In Heaven's Keep Alone In Fear They Question Why Goddamn Not An Angel When I Die
Goddamn Not An Angel When I Die Heaven Must Be Hell In The Sky
June 30th, 2003
(no subject) @ 02:40 pm
Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the center cannot hold Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity...
--The Second Coming, W.B. Yeats
June 16th, 2003
ATTENTION SHOPPERS!!! @ 05:04 pm
ATTENTION SHOPPERS!!! attention 9 to 5 folk, cell-phone masses, the up and coming classes, attention sports-utility, plastic-surgery suburbanites, viagra-popping, gucci-shopping urbanites attention george-clooney loonies, promise-keeper sheep, stockbroker sleep-walkers, big investment talkers, ricki lake-watchers, attention walmart congregation, shop til you drop generation, ATTENTION NATION! AMERICA’S ON SALE!
We’ve unstocked the welfare pantry to restock the wall street gentry it’s economically elementary because values don’t pay yes, american dreams are on permanent layaway! (there was limited availability anyway) the statue of liberty is being dismantled, $10 a piece to sit on your mantle or hang on your wall by the small somalian child you bought from sally struthers sisters and brothers, it’s now or never, these deals won’t last forever- AMERICA’S ON SALE! (restrictions may apply if you’re black, gay or female)
And shoppers! global perspective is ninety-ninety percent off cause most of the world don’t count to us. our ethic inventory is low because moral business has been slow, the values-company is moving to mexico-- and ALL ETHICS MUST GO!
It’s a remote control america that’s on sale because standing up for justice can’t compare to clicking through it from a lazy chair-- Answer: jerry, montel, oprah Question: folks who really care! for $1,000,000,000! in this new mcveggie burger world order where the mainstream scene has an alternative theme. sugar daddy and ginger spice and all cultures spliced and diced, that’s what music is made of when AMERICA’S ON SALE!
National health care is one-hundred percent off! and medicare is in the 50% bin, so you can buy-- half an operation when AMERICA’S ON SALE! there’s a close-out bid to detxermine which religion will win all the neon flashing signs of sin. the christian coalition is bidding high shoppers, you ask WHY?! who needs a higher power when you’ve got the purchasing power to corner and market one human mold. That’s right- Real family values are being UNDERSOLD!!
And it’s open hunting season for the NRA! there’s a special oozie discount-- only today! Gun control?! We say-- Fuck it! Blow it all away! welfare mothers are on the auction block again, we’re closing out this country the way we began! so step up for our fastest selling commodity no waiting lines for HIV, condoms and needle-exchange are a hard to sell thing (to the right wing) while America’s on sale!
We’re selling fast to the AT&T CEO, he’s stealing all utilities, he doesn’t pass go, and collects all the money anyway! he’s the monopoly winner cause he bought the whole board and we bought the whole game now no price is the same!
Because inflation is up on the CEO ego and power is deflated as far as we go:
Nike bought the revolution, and law schools bought the constitution! Tommy Hilfiger bought the red, white, and blue, (a flag shirt for fifty dollars, the one being burned is you!) Marlboro bought what it means to be a man, Lexus equals power- so get it while you can. Maybelline bought beauty, New York’s buying Rudy Guiliani, Mastercard Gold bought the national soul Broadway bought talent and called it CATS! the Republicans bought out the Democrats- they liquidated all asses in a fat white donkey sale- now it’s buy one shmuck, get one shmuck free in the capitalist party!
And there’s nothing left to get in the way of a full blue-light blow-out of the U.S. of A! there’s a: no-nothing back guarantee, a zero-year warranty, when you buy this land of the fritos, ruffles, lays.. this home of the braves, the chiefs, the reds, the slaves! so call 1-800- i don’t care about shit or www.FUCK ALL OF IT! to receive your credit for the fate of our nation- (call now! interest is at an all-time low)
But hurry shoppers! because america’s being downsized, citizens, and you’re all fired.
"ATTENTION SHOPPERS" is Copyrighted to ALix Olson
June 1st, 2003
The last two lines remind me of how I feel about my hun @ 03:47 pm
"Now I understand what you tried to say to me How you suffered for your sanity And how you tried to set them free They would not listen, they did not know how Perhaps, they'll listen now For they could not love you And still your love was true And when no hope was left inside on that starry, starry night You took your life as lovers often do But I could have told you, Vincent This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you"
Don Mclean - Vincent ( Starry Starry Night )
April 14th, 2003
Thoughts... @ 11:49 pm
Many people have decisive moments I guess. I can see it in their eyes, at the very point when they knew that they were going to die. There was an odd sense of acceptance, and clarity. I always wondered what those last fleeting thoughts were. The today, after 5 years of hiding undergorund, I had mine. I'm already dead. Maybe not in a literal sense, but to the world atleast. Then it hit me. I don't care anymore.They can come and get me, they can come and take me away. I'm tired of this game, I want to go outside and feel the sun on my face once....and get a cup of coffee. It may not be the best decisive moment, but I'll take what I can get. I think it started when I started thinking about someone. Like Superman. I mean if you had his kind of power, would you go hiding around, afraid of people finding out who you really are? What are they going to do to you? You're Superman! Why does he do it? Why does he put up with everyone's crap? Is he come kind of saint or something? Or just a total idiot? Idiot. Don't get me wrong here. I know I'm not super-human. I'm just a girl, and if I fail? I fail.
April 12th, 2003
Offer @ 07:13 pm
I will kick your ass for $25. That's right, for a limited time only I'm offering to beat the shit out of you for the super low introductory rate of $25. I accept PayPal or cash only (you are responsible for all meals and transportation). For an extra $25, I'll kick your neighbor's ass and beat their pets. Women and children will also cost an additional $5 because I have to put up with constant bitching. If you live in a tall apartment with kids, I'll give you a $5 discount because I can toss your kids through the window, unless they're fat in which case I'll charge you $100 extra for pissing me off.
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