As sick as I am of politics [11 Oct 2008|04:05am] kittyagony I love this gem. meow

Тайная Библиотека [11 Oct 2008|10:26am] demetr Ты входишь в очень старое здание, которое почти развалилось. Раньше оно было жилым, но сейчас пол и стены содержат множество трещин и провалов. Ты давно искал её, Тайную Библиотеку, желая очистить свой разум и прикоснуться к мудрости веков, прочесть запрещённые книги и узнать забытые факты. Осмотревшись, ты решил, что вход в Тайную Библиотеку где-то в подвале, но знакомый, который привёл тебя сюда, сказал подняться на второй этаж. Проверка? Ловушка полиции? Не может же быть в самом деле Тайной Библиотеки под этой дырявой крышей и с полуобрушенными стенами? Но ты всё же начинаешь подниматься по лестнице, хватаясь даже за такой призрачный шанс. Ступеньки прогнили и частично обвалились, другие рискуют сделать это прямо сейчас. Подъём по лестнице настолько долог и труден, что кажется бесконечным, но конце концов ты достигаешь верха лестницы и оборачиваешься спросить, что же это обозначает и что делать дальше, но неожиданно понимаешь, насколько вокруг всё изменилось. "Как во сне" - вымолвил ты, оглядевшись вокруг. Комната, которая окружала тебя, была полной противоположностью того, что было видно снизу. Дыры из стен и потолка исчезли, как и дыры в полу. Стены теперь обтянуты тёмно бардовой тканью и отделаны чёрным деревом. Потолок был покрыт рисунками различных зданий, как новых, так и современных; "Библиотеки"- пронеслось в твоей голове. Люстры не было, но на стенах висели резные металлические подсвечники, неяркий свет которых наполнял комнату теплотой и уютом. Пол в комнате был покрыт ковром, который стекал и по преобразившейся лестнице, так что тебе стало стыдно за свою облепленную уличной грязью обувь, но когда ты посмотрел на ноги, то обнаружил на них домашние тапочки, что даже не удивило тебя. Неожиданно ближайшая дверь открылась и из неё вышел старичок в сером плаще, про которого ты мгновенно понял: "Хранитель". Он был стар, его седые волосы стали почти прозрачными, а кожа была столь же жёлтой, как и старые фолианты. Он был высок и худ и имел удивительно живые для его возраста и полные любопытства глаза. И осмотрев тебя он произнёс: "Добро пожаловать в Тайную Библиотеку. Пойдёмте, я покажу вам великолепную книгу, ведь вы за этим сюда пришли?" meow

Heidi [11 Oct 2008|05:22pm] kittypix [kittywa] ( : bath time : ) 4 ♥meow

nano thoughts [10 Oct 2008|10:52pm] carrieaki [ mood | excited ] [ music | incubus "stellar" (acoustic) ] nanowrimo anticipation is like magic. i carried a notebook with me today and i found myself frantically scribbling things in it when i was on the bus. i don't have a plot yet, but i have a premise. write what you know but make it more insane. my main character is totally emo. hahaha.. but i like her already. her name is chesa. she's 19. she likes mosh pits. she likes climbing trees (and she is going to have fantastic sex in one). she is brave in a lot of ways but she is going to be a wreck pretty soon. she is in love with a guy named ashe ("only a letter away from ache") and there's going to be a lot of emo dramz and love triangle stuff. maybe even a love pentagon. i want hot makeouts, dammit. chesa's best friend is a character who dresses harajuku and looks like a gogol bordello drum girl, her name is diane but she'll spit in your hair if you call her that. call her disco. or "disco tetris" which i stole from a gwen stefani lyric. she is super-nerdy and has glasses and is a tetris queen. she works at a greasy chinese food place and she is going to give someone a dead rat in a take-out box. i don't know who yet. BUT IT WILL HAPPEN. 1 ♥meow

Latest Tweets [10 Oct 2008|11:06pm] uberlove 19:50 I got an A on my business paper! And it's the weekend....but for some reason I feel very, very sad.... # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter meow

THE DAILY TWIT - Follow Me On Twitter! ;-) [10 Oct 2008|10:13pm] kamikazekitty Hey guys! Guess what? That's right! It's time for another rousing installment of AS THE TWITTER TURNS... Psst! Have you hugged your twit today? *wink* 08:11 Good mornin Tweeps! Gah. Morning comes too early & bedtime comes too late. There has 2 be a happy medium. # 08:34 Any Twitter-Kus here? Meaning do you load ur tweets onto Jaiku? Thinking about joining Jaiku too. How does it differ from Twitter? # 10:43 Retweet @wilw: Time for your daily dose of zombies tinyurl.com/3n62r8! # 10:44 LINKSTER: Vladimir Putin gets a Tiger cub for his birthday. Not exactly going to soften his image. twurl.nl/mhvb28 # 10:47 @workingtitlecms Charlaine's series = AMAZING! I can't wait for more Eric in True Blood. It's fun to watch cause we KNOW what's coming! hehe # 10:48 @alliancesjr Garbage? Aww! They use to be one of my fave punk bands! Love Shirley Manson in Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles. # 10:49 LINKSTER: Okay so there's this guy who made a canoe out of a giant pumpkin... twurl.nl/3nsje6 # 10:53 @knowmeloveme RememberTheMilk is pretty handy. Testing it this week. And Blip.fm = PURE AWESOMENESS! So much fun! Def must try! # 10:54 @knowmeloveme LOL 21? Bah. And lose all the wisdom and maturity we've gained? No way. Dirty 30's all the way, baby! ;-) # 10:56 Checking into #hashtags today (www.hashtags.org). Hmm, very interesting... # 10:58 @knowmeloveme Aww! Starbucks? I feel the wuv, chica! You're so lucky! What I wouldn't give for a mocha frapp right now! *Drools* # 10:59 Time to kick off the weekend right! Everybody shake that thang like a chicken wing! w00t w00t! Do Da Butt! ♫ blip.fm/~efxa # 11:00 Time to kick off the weekend Old Skool! Everybody shake that thang like a chicken wing! Do Da' Butt, baby! ♫ blip.fm/~efxx # 13:09 Dear US Government, I don't think it's fair to constantly demand money from me, when you can't manage your money any better than I can # 13:10 Out and about running errands. This chick at the ATM is about to lose a finger if she doesn't finish her transaction soon. # 13:12 Seriously in what universe does it take 15 minutes to withdraw funds from the ATM?! Hope it eats her card! >:[ # 13:14 @knowmeloveme <3 Digsby! Did you download the new version yet? Uses 75% less RAM! # 13:15 LINKSTER: CT Supreme Court says YES to same sex marriage. ping.fm/ZuFMl # 13:19 Finally @ the ATM. Gave Slow Poke Sally the Evil Eye as she left. Obviously had no clue what she was doing. ATM = privilege NOT birthrite. # 13:21 @knowmeloveme Those bastards! They no not what they do, chica. They no not the awesome power of the internetz. # 13:25 @RhodesTer Well, you could come here and I could go there. Then you'd be here and I'd be there. Same concept. New postion. Hehe ;-) # 13:28 What the crunk? Couldn't find my money. Thought the ATM swallowed it. LOL ATM was about to receive beatdown of epic proportions. Next time! # 13:31 @hownottowrite As long as you don't get naked AND go fishing. Remember, you too can prevent hook related disasters! lol # 13:34 K, onto zee grocery store for some twitterific grindage. Yes, I'm old enough to say grindage. No I won't tell you what it means. lol # 13:36 Retweet @hownottowrite: "This is the best Friday ever. Just think, tomorrow the stock markets are closed." LOLZ I know, right? # 13:46 Listening to E.U.'s Da Butt on iPod while @ grocery store. Shook butt all thru fresh produce. Slapped ass @ melon display. Fun times! hehe # 13:55 LOLZ Store clerk asked me why dancing down isles. Sorry but you can't expect me to contain this level of awesomeness. 4realz! # 14:41 Wow. Absolutely no updates from anyone in 10 minutes? Okay, now l'm getting scared lol # 14:57 Tried using Ping.fm today. Updated everything EXCEPT Twitter. What the fruck? Only partial SMS support too. Meh. What's the point then? # 15:08 @knowmeloveme I have AT&T's Unlimited Text package which supports SMS to e-mail addresses. Plus I text Twitter all the time. Hmm... Dunno. # 15:11 Okay this Old Bat in line ahead of me is pissing me off. IT SAYS 10 ITEMS OR LESS, GRANDMA! WHY DO U HAVE AN ENTIRE FOOD ORDER IN UR CART?! # 15:23 The effin cashier let her stay in line! Repeat: Full cart in express lane! OH HELLZNO! *starts taking off my earrings* Grandma's goin down! # 15:25 Cashier better hope I can't jump the checkout else he's going down too. The nerve! There's 9 other people in line! No time 4 Grandma Moses! # 15:27 O I C what you did thar, cashier! It's HIS Grandma holding up the line! Never thought I'd see nepotism in a grocery store lmao # 15:31 Someone just got the manager. Grandma changed her act from sweet little old lady to angry shrew. Interesting... # 15:32 Second check-out opened up! *Le sigh* Never a dull moment in the Kittyverse lol Guy behind me squeals "This is so going on my blog!" lol # 17:07 Mmm! Making my Legendary Oven-Fried Chicken. Breading used? Crushed Ritz crackers and lots of seasong! Smells sooo good! #omnomnom # 17:15 @knowmeloveme LOL Thanks, chica! I aim to please! Everyday is a Bitch Fest in the Kittyverse lol # 17:17 @hownottowrite Wow! 700 followers? You go girl! # 17:19 @workingtitlecms Yeah me too. Bill baddd vampy, Eric good. Eric sexy. Eric yummy lickable, erm... Sorry, I kinda dzoned out there lol # 17:24 OMG! This chicken smells sooooo goooood! Very proud of myself. Looks deep fried but isn't. Golden brown color. Crispy crust. w00t w00t! # 17:35 @koaskube It's really not that hard. Dredge chicken in flour, dip in egg wash, then crumbs. Make sure to season everything. # 17:36 @koaskube Coat pan w/oil, preheat over @ 350d, put chicken in pan in oven, cook for 30-40 minutes. Nummy! Broil @ end if want real crunchy. # 17:39 @kaoskube I mixed in oregano, garlic powder, onion powder, sazon goya, salt and pepper for seasonig then added sesame seeds. Wallah! # 19:03 @kaoskube I mixed in oregano, garlic powder, onion powder, sazon goya, salt and pepper for seasoning then added sesame seeds. Wallah! # 19:44 @kaoskube It's really not that hard. Dredge chicken in flour, dip in egg wash, then crumbs. Make sure to season everything. # 19:45 @kaoskube Coat pan w/oil, preheat over @ 350d, put chicken in pan in oven, cook for 30-40 minutes. Nummy! Broil @ end if want real crunchy. # 19:45 @kaoskube I mixed in oregano, garlic powder, onion powder, sazon goya, salt and pepper for seasoning then added sesame seeds. Wallah! # 19:48 @knowmeloveme Latez, babe! Have a good one! Me and Noah are just cuddling watching Don't Mess With The Zohan ;-) # 19:50 @knowmeloveme LOLZ Glad you liked the chicken. It was soooo goooood! Must admit I'm rather proud of myself now hehe Next time I'll TwitPic. # 19:50 @hownottowrite Your very welcome! ;-) # 20:33 Watching "Don't Mess With The Zohan" with Noah. Couch cuddling. *Le sigh* # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter! Get your tweet on: http://www.twitter.com/kamikazekitty! meow

Depeche Mode - Master And Servant [11 Oct 2008|01:06am] jodimelancholy 1 ♥meow

[10 Oct 2008|10:44pm] kurokage 2 ♥meow

Stream of Consciousness Tweets of the Day [10 Oct 2008|11:17pm] twotone These are the thoughts that run through my mind. 10:14 @maverynthia Um, I'm about to bake a batch of cookies... would that help? # 11:31 Baking honeybee cookies. First batch: 54 cookies approx. 1 heaping tsp in size. # 12:13 Baking second batch of honeybee cookies (with 1 cup shredded coconut added): 58 cookies. # 12:22 Realization upon reading the bio for Elite Guard Bumblebee: He may be the first cosplaying Transformer in Transformers canon. # 14:59 Watching my cat sleep, I realize that I am totally going to be one of those parents who pokes a sleeping baby to make sure he's breathing. # This has been brought to you by LoudTwitter and a herd of ferocious dragons and magical ponies meow

Carl on the hutch above bf's computer [10 Oct 2008|11:01pm] kittypix [glitteringlynx] [ mood | loved ] ( WARNING: not dial-up friendly ) 3 ♥meow

[10 Oct 2008|09:54pm] kittypix [zombiepuppet] ♥ Charlie + Creature + Chim ♥ ( Frankenstein must have told everyone about the new tub... ) 9 ♥meow

Stuff On My Cat, again [10 Oct 2008|09:13pm] kittypix [zombiepuppet] ♥ Frankenstein & Charlie ♥ http://www.stuffonmycat.com/Misc.-On-My-Cat/20081008-frankenstein-charlie2.html 2 ♥meow

[10 Oct 2008|05:53pm] downwardlashes Plato just walked in the room and said, "Hi Zinnia!" and she immediately replied, "Hi Dada!" She said the same thing once months ago and we couldn't really trust that she knew what she was saying. I think she really did it on purpose! 1 ♥meow

any photographers interested? [10 Oct 2008|08:34pm] kittypix [runnnn] [ mood | annoyed ] [ music | The Gutter Twins ] Rufus is looking to expand her "Demons of Playkitten" portfolio. 1 ♥meow

inflatables [10 Oct 2008|08:21pm] blaneyphoto inflatables, originally uploaded by superlocal. meow

video! [10 Oct 2008|07:28pm] kittypix [writelifegirl] [ mood | contemplative ] 6 ♥meow

I can has Friday now? [10 Oct 2008|06:21pm] messener I must be sick, I only logged 49 hours this week... Anyway, weekend now. Hopefully I can get some rest in. Party!!!! meow

Disgusting Thought [10 Oct 2008|05:04pm] vince420 Really, you should move your eyes quickly to the next post cuz I ain't doing no ljcut. What if some pornographers were making a bukkake video(I warned you!) and a guys walks up and shoots his man-goo onto a woman's face but his goo is streaked with blood? That would have to be awkward for all involved. 2 ♥meow

Randomness [10 Oct 2008|01:16pm] kittypix [lesterx] Sexy Hugh Hefner wanted to let everyone know that even though his human counterpart keeps breaking up with his girlfriends, the feline Hef is doing just fine with the ladies... ( and more of the gang here... ) 5 ♥meow

[10 Oct 2008|02:42pm] darkawaii [ mood | amused ] ahahaha!! Stabstabstab! >:3 1 ♥meow

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