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January 27th, 2006


10:09 am - the whiskey sour that put me over the limit
i think i have a pretty too crucial headache.


hot 97? will you help me get through today?
hot 97? will you help me get through life?
heaaaaavy hittazzzzzsuckaaazzzz

IM THE SUCKA CLEARLY AND FRANKLY AND ONLY AND WHOLLY
Current Mood: UCHHHH
Current Music: bun b

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January 25th, 2006


11:28 am - BDAY PARTY AT WORK
the medical director yelled at me for putting the brownies on top of the cake during the celebration for january birthdays. i'm the asshole. look at me. i'm the asshole.



jenn & i are thinking about getting beanhead BFFTATTZ but that'll probably put the stops on our 9+ years as friends right there. i should probably clean the bathroom when i get home tonight. maybe that will keep our friend status afloat a little longer.
Current Mood: HARDLY WORKING
Current Music: LITE FM COMING FROM ROSAS CLOCK RADIO FUCK THISSSS

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December 24th, 2005


10:04 am - DUHHHH
You are Tin Omen
Tin Omen. You obviously have some opinions about
making political and/or social change via
demonstrating in some sort of rally, or maybe
you've even been in a few revolutions. Either
way, you have particular ideals for society and
hold them pretty dear.


Which Skinny Puppy song are you?
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December 23rd, 2005


08:00 am - DIET COKE AND A ROLL AND A COFFEE = $2.75 AT EUROPA DELI
I SURVIVED THE TRANSIT STRIKE BECAUSE I HAVE A CAR!!!!!
I THINK I'M GOING TO HIBERNATE THROUGH NEWYEARS/MY BDAY.

PEACE IN THE EAST
TOO MANY HOT APPLE CIDERS WITH RUM ON A THURSDAY
I LOVE MY FRIEND SABRINA
Current Mood: 8 AM!!!
Current Music: the cure - secrets

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December 16th, 2005


10:33 am - POLISH DESERTS
on my way back from purchasing some BABKA!! from the polish babkerie, a commercial van drove by and the driver yelled something -- i'm pretty sure--- no, maybe positive it was "YOURE GONNA HAVE A BABY!!" i mean maybe it was like "HEY PRETTY MAMA BABY" (except that i look really gross always) but in my pre-caffeinated state, it could've really been anything with that approximate number of syllables, and which included the word BABY -- except that like - the van said something like CLAIRMONT - OR WAS IT CLAIRVOYANT INDUSTRIES on the side of the van!!! SO IM GONNA HAVE A BABY YOU GUYS. A FUCKING BABY CAN YOU BELIEVE IT??

also: CHECKIT: UCHHHHH ON EVERYTHING / UCHH RE: A CERTAIN DUDE / UCH RE: MY BDAY & NEWYEARS COMBINATION
Current Mood: turning 27. shut upppppp
Current Music: disintegration tracks 8-12 ad nauseum

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December 5th, 2005


01:45 pm - I SAID BRRR ITS COLD IN HERE THERE MUST BE SOME CLOVERS IN THE ATMOSPHERE
DUDE THERE IS NO HEAT IN THIS OFFICE BUILDING
AND WHEN THERE IS NO HEAT IN THIS OFFICE BUILDING
PRODUCTIVITY GOES DOWN!!!

THERE WILL BE CAKE TO CELEBRATE DECEMBER BIRTHDAYS
ice cold!!!
Current Mood: OFFICEPARTY ISNT VERY PARTY
Current Music: CAN I GET AN ENCORE DO YOU WANT MORE

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December 2nd, 2005


07:52 am - ONLY ONE WEEK LEFT TILL I ALMOST LOSE ALL INTEREST IN TV!!!
WELL THE GIRLS IN GROUP 2 REALLY PROVED THEMSELVES LAST NIGHT AND OBVIUOSLY IM TaLKING SPECIFICALLY AND ONLY ABOUT MAKING THE BAND 3. you dont have to show skin to win!!!

OTHERWISE:
i just wanna be done with this crushhhh and so POOF i will be.
my boss told me to SHUT UP! at a meeting
i had to borrow 40 bones from pettycash because of $holiday spending$
JAMZ FM AND SAMMY
i want everyone to move within walking distance of my apt. think it over.
Current Mood: cigarette mcglorkin
Current Music: gimme the loot! gimme the loot!

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November 27th, 2005


12:49 pm - COSCO
my dad put me on his cosco membership, because like, if i ever need anything in bulk he wants me to be able to have access to shit in bulk. i mean, i have to pay for the stuff in bulk - but now i have access to whatever it is i need... in bulk. so if you guys need like 600 reams of paper but you don't really know where to procure said paper at discounted prices - let's just say i know a place & i got a picture ID to get us in there.

holyshit i'm such an adult to the maximum fantasticum.
Current Mood: cutting costs in bulk
Current Music: the church - reptile

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November 10th, 2005


10:10 pm
"if i had any special power / superhero power - it would be to have really powerful magnets at the ends of my fingers... really powerful bone magnets that rips the bones from out of your body so that your skin falls loose to the ground."
"yeah dude. you'd be called bone magnets."
"yeah... i would be called bone magnets."
"we really gotta write some of this shit down."
Current Mood: bone magnets
Current Music: MY SKIN IZ COMIN OFF

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November 4th, 2005


01:32 am - EEEEEEEEE
WHITEHOUSE @ ROTHKO TONIGHT SANS EARPLUGS AND/OR SLEEP. MISTAKE!!
I FINALLY FULFILLED MY FANTASIES OF HAVING TWO MIDDLE-AGED BRITISH MEN CALL ME A CUNT IN FRONT OF A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE. <333
Current Mood: elated?
Current Music: silence is sexy

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