I’ve had a blackberry for roughly a year now. It’s pretty amazing how much it has become a part of my daily routine. Most of my friends now are blackberry users and this list is a product of thinking about the many ways in which they have taken over our lives.
Feel free to add to the list.
I am also attaching some pictures from our infamous “crackberry” collection. Keep in mind these are all pictures of me and my friends, not pulled off a website or anything.

Caption (above): Blackberry in the club.

Caption (above): Blackberry at sporting events.

Caption (above): Blackberry buddies. There’s safety in numbers.

Caption (above): Watch, check. Wallet, check. Beer, check. Oh yes, and the blackberry.

Caption (above): The women made us put down our phones (ok, slight exaggeration).

Caption (above): Email / dining multi-tasking

Caption (above): Fu*k, was that a touchdown? Ok, where was I with this email?

Caption (above): Cross-referencing on multiple blackberries. An extended desktop, if you will.

Caption (above): Crackberried out in our nation’s capital. An ode to America.

Caption (above): Mmm, yeah? I’m working here (or browsing craigslist).

Caption (above): What poison ivy?

Caption (above): Yeah, honey, I’m on the middle of the woods but the red curtains are definitely the way to go. Email me a sample pic and we’ll go from there. If I don’t pick up, just email me. Loves ya!
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1 You can blast off an email while driving (think knees on wheel, hands on blackbery)
2 You've heard your blackberry vibrate after 2am and rather than going back to sleep - you check your email
3 You ask people to email you instead of calling you
4 You have checked your blackberry while a significant other is naked in your bed
5 Your girlfriend/boyfriend has told you that your blackberry use is unacceptable
6 Your girlfriend/boyfriend has broken up with you over blackberry usage
7 On one or many occasion you have found yourself checking your blackberry in the restroom
8 While on a date you take a bathroom break to check your email
9 A friend has asked you to please put the blackberry down to have a conversation with them
10 A friend has given you guidelines on when blackberry use is not appropriate
11 You frequently use the term crackberry
12 You’ve replied to work related emails from a bar, club etc
13 You reply to work emails after 10pm (weekdays) and weekends
14 You wake up in the middle of the night – drink water, go to bathroom…and check your email
15 You check your email at stoplights while driving
16 You’ve been honked at for missing a light due to being on your blackberry
17 You check your email on your blackberry…while on your email on your desktop/laptop
18 You have a work blackberry and a personal blackberry
19 If free - you cannot withold the urge to check your blackberry if it vibrates/rings/red light goes off
20 You have checked email during a flight – when phones were supposed to be off
21 You check email at the movies
22 You've sent an email to a person while you are supposed to be having a conversation with them
23 You get "phantom vibrations" (you feel your device vibrate, even when the device is not with you)
24 You grow angry at people who don’t email back within the hour
25 You suspect you've been in a car accident as a result of blackberry usage
26 You sleep with the blackberry by your side
27 Your right thumb is worn where it makes contact with the scroll wheel
28 You are left handed and you learned to use your right hand in order to use a blackberry
29 You find yourself working...during work meetings
30 Phone sex circa 1999 meant a phone call. In 2008 to you that means emailing them.
31 Your close circle of friends includes at least 5 blackberry users
32 You talk on your personal cell phone while emailing on your work blackberry
33 Email has replaced texting or actual phone calls
34 You've fallen asleep with blackberry in hand
35 You believe your blackberry has given you carpal tunnel
36 You refuse to believe the I-phone or Treo are better than the blackberry
37 You’ve convinced someone else to get a blackberry
38 You can’t commit to an appointment without checking your blackberry calendar
39 You freak out when RIM has an occasional lapse of service
40 You’ve said: “I don’t know what I’d do if I lost this thing”
41 You have been at a table where every person has been on their blackberry
42 You use your blackberry as an alarm to wake you up
43 You have named your blackberry
44 A couple of times a year you find yourself somewhere without reception and you utter the words “it feels so good to be free”
45 You’ve left a meeting to email or take a phone call (all while in a meeting)
46 You find yourself constantly going on google/Wikipedia to settle disputes in non-work situations
47 You have uttered the words “I never thought I’d be one of those people” (in reference to blackberry usage)
48 You have called RIM – in Canada – on days when Blackberry service has been down
49 You carry an extra battery for your blackberry…just in case
50 You have checked email at a funeral
51 You have checked email in a “romantic setting”
52 At halftime you run to your blackberry to check email before going back in the game
53 You have given your email address to a woman/man instead of your phone #
54 You have expressed gratitude to another blackberry addict because “they understand you”
55 You’ve noticed that your email interactions are so quick they’re almost IM (instant messages)
56 You have thought an area/country was uncivilized because they didn't get blackberry signal
57 You've looked up porn on your blackberry
58 You've made a purchase over $200 via blackberry