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Fuck this trying to be something I'm not. Fuck this trying to please others at all costs. Fuck this trying to be an intellectual. Fuck all of it! I already know who I am. I'll follow my bliss!
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[27 Apr 2007|10:12am] |
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Kindergartners have swarmed the campus like bees. They're everywhere.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redwood_City#Landmarks
The above is a link for the wiki page of my hometown, at the way bottom there is a list of famous people from the area. And the last guy, Ronnie Day, is real jerk that doesn't deserve it and that I unfortunately know personally. Damn him! Okay, and the rest of the people range from mildly interesting to really cool. Like the lead singer of The Mars Volta, he was born and raised here.
Also, I've realized that a junior college is an inadequate place to find a date. I know it because the guy I like never stays ling enough to get conversation going with him and because I turned down a guy that asked me out. I felt really bad about it, but I don't like him in that way.
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| Tyra is um all gunna eat yuuu |
[24 Apr 2007|02:25pm] |
Since this thing ain't gonna write it's ol' self, I am uh gunna do it. Someone I know joked tome that we have "perfectly boring lives" and I couldn't disagree and agree more at the same time, because the wise know that you don't know the value of something until you lose it. And I am so perfectly happy to be living as I am that I value every breath I take. Word. The Picture of Dorian Gray is a hecka cool book. At the heart of the story is the same stuff I wrote about two entries ago, if you read it you will understand. As I wrote it's hecka cool. And right now I feel positively lucky to have the pleasure to occupy myself with literature, and all things big and little, that make me shit and giggle with incorrigible delight. Aight, peace out, word up, euphemism, euphemism, bang bang, I is out.
And oh yeah, everyone should listen to Demetri Martin's jokes, they is funny.
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[22 Apr 2007|01:10pm] |
Excuse me, are you cinnamon buns?
You bet you're sweet ass I am.
-Demetri Martin
Part of hominid evolution is that we can no longer digest raw meat as a species, so that means that the stove is an extension of our gut. If we had a longer gut, like chimps, we could shit baked cakes.
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[20 Apr 2007|05:39pm] |
I noticed that the pope has a "green day look" going on. His sunken eyes make him appear to be wearing black eye shadow, and his pale skin completes the picture.
I am convinced that my superstition about the power of emotions is correct. yet, I wonder why no one else has noticed it enough to include it in the list of common sense. Whenever an emotion strikes me so that I momentarily cannot focus on anything more than the feeling, then whatever I touch, be it picture or book, coincides with my emotion. For example, if I'm thinking about a person very strongly, and I open a book it always shows a picture of someone very similar in appearance to the person I'm thinking of. I see this happen to other people too, it just happens. Or if I'm very upset and I open a book to read the first sentence my eyes land on always has to do with my feeling of upsetedness. It was strange at first, now I take it as common sense.
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[10 Apr 2007|01:01pm] |
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One down, one to go.
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[09 Apr 2007|07:30pm] |
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[07 Apr 2007|11:35am] |
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"The Namesake"
Everybody go watch this movie :)
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[31 Mar 2007|08:34pm] |
| What Be Your Nerd Type? Your Result: Social Nerd You're interested in things such as politics, psychology, child care, and peace. I wouldn't go so far as to call you a hippie, but some of you may be tree-huggers. You're the type of people who are interested in bettering the world. You're possible the least nerdy of them all; unless you participate in other activies that paled your nerdiness compared to your involvement in social activities. Whatever the case, we could still use more of you around. ^_^ | | Drama Nerd | | | Musician | | | Literature Nerd | | | Anime Nerd | | | Artistic Nerd | | | Gamer/Computer Nerd | | | Science/Math Nerd | | What Be Your Nerd Type?
Quizzes for MySpace |
I'm surprised, I thought I would get literarure or music nerd. Whatever, I be hippie.
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[31 Mar 2007|07:56pm] |
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I wonder what the probability of being pooped on by a bird is? And more so, what the probability of the target missing the head is. Today, for the first time in my life I got pooped on by a bird.
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[30 Mar 2007|05:30pm] |
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Just once, I'd like my day to happen exactly as I imgagine it.
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[27 Mar 2007|10:10pm] |
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I'm Your Little Butterfly |
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I've been going to bed on a full stomach. Horrible nightmares as a result.
People are FASCINATING.
I believe there are at least two reasons why students rush out of the class once it ends, mind numbing boredom and full frontal nudity.
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[26 Mar 2007|09:13pm] |
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Hmmm..I have a crush on one of my professors. Eh, it was bound to happen.
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| Stolen from adrono2525 |
[26 Mar 2007|01:08pm] |
Answer it for me, then post in your own LJ so I can fill it out for you.
1. Can you cook?
2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
3. What talent do you wish you had?
4. Favorite place?
5. Favorite vegetable?
6. What was the last book you read?
7. Are you Dirty or Clean?
8. Any tattoos and/or piercings?
9. Worst habit?
HERE COMES THE FUN ...
1. How did we meet?
2. What's your philosophy on life?
3. Negative or Optimistic?
4. What was your dream growing up?
5. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
6. What was your first impression of me?
7. Tell me one weird fact about you:
8. What’s your favorite memory of us?
9 is missing. Make up something if you want.
10. Have you ever kept anything from me?
11. What do you think of me as a person?
12. Do you think I'm sane or insane?
13. Would you cry for me if I died?
14. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
15. If you could change anything about me, would you?
16. How do you fall asleep?
17. Ever gotten angry with me?
18. Would you go on a blind date if I set you up?
19. If you had one day to live, what would you do?
20. A million bucks… what would you do with it?
21. What is your worst fear?
22. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
23. Can you sing or dance?
24. In one word, how would you describe me? Be honest....
25. Will you repost this so I can fill it out?
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| eight rules for writing fiction |
[25 Mar 2007|07:58pm] |
Writing
On pages 9 and 10 of his book, Bagombo Snuff Box: Uncollected Short Fiction, Vonnegut stated that there are eight rules for writing fiction.
1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.
2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.
3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.
4. Every sentence must do one of two things -- reveal character or advance the action.
5. Start as close to the end as possible.
6. Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them -- in order that the reader may see what they are made of.
7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.
8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To heck with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.
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[24 Mar 2007|01:52pm] |
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I am not an ugly person. I am an exceptionally beautiful monkey.
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