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Tweets for Today [10 Oct 2008|12:02am]
  • 12:02 @ReadingsBooks Herding Kites is one fine looking anthology. #
  • 13:20 Just realised I have always had Pavlov's dog and Schroedinger's cat completely mixed up in my mind. #
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Tweets for Today [08 Oct 2008|12:03am]

  • 14:16 Can you overdose on a placebo? #

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Tweets for Today [22 Sep 2008|12:03am]
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Tweets for Today [19 Sep 2008|12:03am]
  • 10:44 I have a bronchospasm, a deadline and a cat with a cone on his head and a tube in his foot. Going to the doctor to talk stress. #
  • 21:48 After being a one-draft writer for so long, I'm finally recognising the value of an SFD. #
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Tweets for Today [17 Sep 2008|12:07am]

  • 19:00 Is it just me, or is this year getting shitter? #

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Tweets for Today [11 Sep 2008|12:02am]
  • 10:21 I would like to crawl under my desk and play ponies all day instead of this crap. #
  • 11:33 After two years in an office, I'm starting to understand why 'outdoor types' are the way they are. I'm having scary thoughts about camping. #
  • 12:01 I have too many to-do lists and too many layers of to-do. #
  • 12:26 If 'standing around, jiggling your teabags' isn't a euphemsim, it should be. #
  • 14:21 My boss is currently animating a PowerPoint presentation with what can only be described as a recurring fairy magic noise. Do some work! #
  • 15:49 This is a photo I did not take one morning of a man coming out of a commercial carpark cradling a miniature yellow Mini Cooper in his arms. #
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Tweets for Today [10 Sep 2008|12:02am]
  • 14:57 @kitchenwench Flannel. Tights. Band t-shirts. Stripes. Baggy things. Ankle boots. OMG FLOWER HATS. Yes. That is what you should wear. #
  • 15:56 Trying to resist the pull of the book shop pre-pay day. #
  • 17:21 @kitchenwench Go as Six then :P #
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Tweets for Today [09 Sep 2008|12:04am]
  • 12:53 Yes! My ABN had been reactivated. Re. Activ. Ated. #
  • 20:10 It takes us exactly a week to fill our bin with rubbish, but the end of this week is not synchronised with bin night. This grates on my OCD. #
  • 20:11 @andrewmcdonald What are you working on? Besides twittering for schmeadings... (I'm guessing that's you?) #
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Tweets for Today [07 Sep 2008|12:02am]
  • 14:43 @phillygirl Was she successful? How much was she selling them for? #
  • 16:20 Cat Two smells like pee. How did that happen? Did someone pee on him, did he lie in pee or did he pee on himself? #
  • 17:48 Gave Cat Two a sponge bath and he loved it. Wish I'd known that earlier as he is frequently greasy. #
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Tweets for Today [05 Sep 2008|12:04am]

  • 11:07 @rosiefantail I too am upset by the presence of sockettes or 'stockettes' or whatever they're called. Especially with an open-toed shoe. #

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Tweets for Today [03 Sep 2008|12:03am]
  • 21:11 I drink my tea black with no sugar because I'm effing hardcore. #
  • 21:14 @timeyles Sorry for not noticing this until, uh, 3 months later, but I said Austrians. #
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Tweets for Today [02 Sep 2008|12:03am]
  • 13:10 Sandwich or goulash? #
  • 13:13 After a brief flirtation with the sprouts and lettuce, I choose goulash as the winner! #
  • 13:33 I want an intern. The first thing I would get my intern to do is alphabetise the magnetic poetry words on the fridge. Then transcribe tapes. #
  • 15:46 Task for my intern - go out and buy vegemite and peanut butter. Buy the size that is best value, but not ridiculous school camp proportions. #
  • 15:47 Task for my imaginary intern: organise to have the locks on my car fixed so they a) work and b) match. Pay for it out of petty cash. #
  • 15:48 Imaginary intern: go into my wardrobe and triage my clothing so that the more important items are hanging on the newer, better hangers. #
  • 15:57 Imaginary intern, think of some good questions for the interview I'm about to do. See, you get to do good stuff sometimes! #
  • 21:38 Imaginary intern, because @prismatic7 thinks you're hot, I'm going to ask you to work remotely from now on. #
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Tweets for Today [26 Aug 2008|12:03am]
  • 12:54 I want to quit my job and take to my bed for the rest of the year. #
  • 15:33 I've made myself sick with too much tea. I am overteaed. #
  • 15:38 Also, my neck hurts. You want more complaining? Cos I can bring it. #
  • 16:03 I want to seize my life back, Ferris Bueller stylee. #
  • 21:58 I'm going to try and give up berating myself. Surprise Lent! #
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Tweets for Today [18 Aug 2008|12:09am]

  • 15:08 I binged on inspiring content instead of making some myself and now feel mentally bloated and slightly depressed. #

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Tweets for Today [15 Aug 2008|12:10am]

  • 15:05 Some days the clicking and scrolling method of wasting time just doesn't cut the mustard. Work is particularly soul-destroying today. #

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Tweets for Today [04 Aug 2008|12:08am]

  • 22:38 Me to @prismatic7: "Honey, look at this! Bacon cups! tiny.cc/3gybP Oh wait, bad moment, you're busy reading Baudrillard." #

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Tweets for Today [25 Jul 2008|12:12am]

  • 15:03 @rosiefantail Madonna's former home destroyed by Jesus. Bush and Putin agree to restart cold war. From my spam-lovin' coworker. #

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Tweets for Today [24 Jun 2008|12:21am]

  • 13:59 If 'hairy' means an abundance of hair, shouldn't 'skinny' mean an abundance of skin? And therefore aren't fat people skinny? #

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Tweets for Today [23 Jun 2008|12:08am]
  • 15:32 Mama wants a new doona suit: www.lazypatch.com/ #
  • 21:06 Lazypatch: get to bed in a reasonable fashion. Hahahaha! #
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Tweets for Today [21 Jun 2008|12:12am]
  • 07:27 I have to wear stockings today. >:( #
  • 18:24 There are some lovely people working at Optus, but the system they work within is fucking ridiculous. How does it fucking survive? #
  • 18:26 @rosiefantail Eep. Actually, I love doing that shit. Although it depends if it's your own words or not. Are you having to kill your babies? #
  • 18:27 @rosiefantail I had to cut nine characters from that last tweet. How ironical. #
  • 23:13 I've been having trouble organising my personal development blog feeds in Google Reader, so I made a folder called 'Kool Aid'. #
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