The Epic Adventures of Bruno Jin's Uncle

Gawsh! I gots to lose some more weight.

Me voy
Julieta Venegas

Porque no supiste entender a mi corazón
lo que había en el,
porque no tuviste el valor
de ver quién soy.

Porque no escuchas lo que
está tan cerca de ti,
sólo el ruido de afuera
y yo, que estoy a un lado
desaparezco para ti

No voy a llorar y decir,
que no merezco esto porque,
es probable que lo merezco
pero no lo quiero, por eso...

Me voy, que lástima pero adiós
me despido de ti y
me voy, que lástima pero adiós
me despido de ti.

Porque sé, que me espera algo mejor
alguien que sepa darme amor,
de ese que endulza la sal
y hace que, salga el sol.

Yo que pensé, nunca me iría de ti,
que es amor del bueno, de toda la vida
pero hoy entendí, que no hay
suficiente para los dos.

No voy a llorar y decir,
que no merezco esto porque,
es probable que lo merezco
pero no lo quiero, por eso...

Me voy, que lástima pero adiós
me despido de ti y
me voy, que lástima pero adiós
me despido de ti.

Me voy, que lástima pero adiós
me despido de ti y
me voy, que lástima pero adiós
me despido de ti y me voy.

Me voy, que lástima pero adiós
me despido de ti y
me voy, que lástima pero adiós
me despido de ti y me voy

Writhing within my self control.
Experienced this in my old.
Couldn't see what's just beyond,
Freelancing to the untamed calm.
And I flew round and round...
Cause I grew to areas just beyond...

I guess they kept this site up. Bleh!

Okay, here's the dealio. For realio! It's quite troubling when you watch dodgeball for the one billionth time and start crying when the pirate get's hit with food. I've got to get it back together in the head. Where have I been? I guess another book will be in progress. I'm in misery since Nation closed but the party was AWESOME!!! I have nothing to do with myself on Friday nights. I've been exercising and waiting in anticipation for that Blockbuster summer adventure... SNAKES ON A PLANE!!! I've had enough of these mother fukking snakes on this muther fuccing plane!!!! LOL! Hope all you have a great summer.

Sup to the world! Hey High Five if you're alive! That's what they all say... If they are totally GAY! The new word, with the new reverb cannot come from a better source than the perturbed. So what am I saying? Get off your Kee-Ster (did I speel that right?) Oh Snap it's just like Captain Jack and the Pirates. Ya knows?

For real for real. Another tattoo. Another intonation to as what would be my clues to myself? Ha ha ha! There is totally a 'tard out there. And you know who you are. It ain't me but someone reading this. LOL!

Word play for the day!

April 18, 2006
Today you could come up with a new way of handling your career, bucky. You could be ready to embark upon a brand new adventure. You might even be interested in changing careers or going into business for yourself. You have some great ideas, and your creativity is at a peak, so this could work for you. Just do some careful research before you make any final plans.

My Horrorscope!

A quarter and my chills started up.
A half and then sweat started to run.
A full and ...
Eyes dialate.
Flashes are slowed then sped.
I swore I saw an angel in a hula hoop.

Life back on the pill.


So it's been what how many days since I wrote away? Another time I would shout the thoughts left and write. But it's another way that's been changed around me. Shaved the past post dogma aware BS with no reality that needs to be written. It's a hell of a life and I ain't go no life. What does that mean. Nothing. But everything. As it was never written, as I was told. I don't.

Yep yup. Long time no journal for me. I guess I can summarize the past month as... IT SUCKED MONKEY BALLS!!! Lots and lots of work. Lots and lots of losing weight. Lots and lots of exercising. I'm starting back on my Naicin kick and that'll get me straight with the sweat balls that plummet from my brow when I get my thang on. Ya nose??? LOL...

Searching for a friend.

If I need someone that's out there,
Where could they be but somewhere here.
And if I see that no ones out there,
Where do I go, but somewhere near.

And there I go again,
Just searching for a friend,
Looking for answers that just might end,
This feeling of loneliness again.

If I see that the trouble's near,
Will I believe that someone's here.
And when will I see no one around me,
What will I do when I can't see.

I'll just be fine again.
Always looking for another friend.
Hoping the answers will be easy again.
My feelings of loneliness will end.

Looks to me like it's just messed up weather around the DC area. One day nice and sort of warm. The next day foggy and dreary. The previous day cold as a buried wooly mammoth in the artic. I hate these days cause I guess my mood swings left and right according to the weather. I've lost about a half a pound since monday which is a good thingeee. This diet I'm on makes me look like a eating slob every moment of the day. I've got something in my mouth (hey no absurdly gay jokes okay!) almost 24/7 ya know? Little small meals but I do see that I'm getting more and more tired. I need at least eight hours of sleep. I've broken it up to increments of four but today I woke up a bit late. Oh well. Life goes on. I've decided that every week will be party time in DC for me. I've given up on my world party reign cause I realize the dough just ain't there(Saj is picking up the slack. At the moment I think he's in Atlanta.) Anyways... for me more dieting, exercising, water and hopefully some sunshine to make this flower bloom.

Beat
Breakdown. Life is not going to take me down. And every single moment I wait, I won't let the bullet hit me in the break. Ba ba du du doo doo. Where did the blast go and where did the crash go through. Space hating into the drifters that undergo analysis for review. I'm catching the vibe y'all (notice my Tribe reference) without seeing the blood Nah!

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The colors! The colors!

Snow Falls
The snow banks melt away into another nether realm.
I'm listening to my regrets drift into my past.
The sun sets on holidays that are neither here nor there.
I'm still listening to my radio...

Bleh!

I was going to type something else but I don't want to. Oh well. Lost five pounds. Only 30 more to go!!! Hee hee hee.

Really.

Another midnight hour at years end will end in another day of fun. It only seemed like yesterday that I blew my mind into oblivion. As always I'll try and make up for the lost time. But as the hours go by another promise is made. I'll just remember the important ones and my days won't go to waste. And remember this old line,"Don't wait for me." To conquer all the goals you've made just wait and see. And I'll meet you half the way where oceans will flow inbetween. And if you get lost and scared just keep on searching. Cause I'll wait for you right there like I know you'll wait for me. And if you hold on to those thoughts, what may be a dream to you will become reality.

For rEals!

The hardest moments of my life has been living in between moments...
of anger, of surprise, of hurt, of calm, of want, of destruction, of love...

Sky's so brightly,
I will cry so lightly,
There won't be a winter,
When the days are greener,
And the tides come slowly,
I won't live so lonely,
It's just my lifestyle,
That makes no more denial.

David's friend Susan
Susan used to be a friend and back then she had a good state of mind. She started out to her own end, when she decided to be more to me than a friend kind. I've been thinking about her past world, filled with Jesus freaks and other nice things. Her insides were like a little girl, always thinking of birds that can sing. And I was a real rough boy, thinking evil thoughts with my beady eyes. I'm that someone that annoys, and with a look I could make babies cry. I pounced upon that innocent girl and let her taste part of my dark life. And now she's stuck in that world, working at evil things nine to five. I guess it's hard to call her up when she leaves a message for me, cause I feel the guilt of corruption that made her whole heart bleed. It's an accident that I bumped into her the other day and she says she's doing fine even though her eyes says things are not okay. I want to change the past and flip things totally upside down. I wanted my talk with her to last, but I could feel the depression coming around. I guess Susan really is okay, to have survived almost five years yesterday. But my guilt is just not that way, I've been dying for five years since yesterday.

Cold Love
At times I'll give up some analytical tease,
At times I'll just give up a theoretical sneeze,
And wipe the nasty mucous all over my sleeves,
And whisper,"Isn't this the cutest thing you see?"
And you'd laugh on my behalf.

I'd conjure up another one of mystical spells,
And make you feel as though you're suddenly well,
And then I'd take some time to mix up some tea,
And whisper,"Ain't I the sexiest man that you see?"
And you'd smile just for a while.

These days the nights are turning my insides down,
And the cold winter outside is just loitering around,
And then I'd take a sneeze and make up some tea,
Wipe my sleeve and ask,"What? What is it that you see?"
And give me a kiss for the bliss.

It's a like six and i'm awake again. Working at work and doing things like a man. I'm holding on to some extraordinary dream. And working for things that in the dream I've seen. I hold on to some lasting remarks. I tread onto goals that seem so far. It's another dreary wednesday in hell. But I'm sure that I'm going to get through this day well.

Wednesday. I'm tempted. Yes I'm going to do it! Live another day.

Tears in drive
I could get trashed and have mad fun,
Searching for evils to be done.
I could fly into the night skies above,
Shooting down all the Santa love.

But I'm not worried now, cause I'm just driving around, and crying to the songs, that make me believe....

That you're around.

I could get bats and break some glass,
Just getting ready to kick some ass.
I could talk smack and kill a view,
Causing some shit with the news.

But I'm just worried, that feeling unsurly, crying while driving around town, will make me feel....

That you're around.

Okay another Christmas survived and gone away. Another couple of nights that I don't really remember. Oh yeah, I finished Bartending school with that official certificate that I made it. But now, I need a job for the weekends. I'm going to wait till after the New Years to see what's available. Hopefully a dive where they will only order rum and cokes all night long. Ha ha! Friday I celebrated by taking constant shooters via Geronimo. I think I had about seven??? Not too sure. Let me recount. Started with a watermelon where the creme de almond was replaced with amaretto. (NASTY!!!) Then a jolly rancher (DAMN Good try it!!!) that wetted my appetite to order some food. JP made a flaming lemon drop... (Kind of strange cause I no likee Vodka too muchee). Hmm... I think after that I think I had an orgasm and a sloe comfortable screw against the wall but I'm not sure. I do remember the tequila slam (tequila and ginger ale slam it against the table) and then a playboy (Which is totally nasty!!!). I tapered off with buck rogers and shirley temples (Yes me no longer hardcore then. Total G rated drinky drinky). And then the dude next to me had a shot of Remy (URRRGGGH! NASTY!!!). Oh well. Friday was strange. But then Saturday came around and things got a little stranger. We went to Aqua, then Love, then Anzu. Lots of drinking. Lots of laughing and oh yeah Pizza from that joint in Adams morgan is totally the shit! (BTW. During the interlude I had a crazy idea of searching for Santa Claus in the night. I figure a dude with pimp fur, a cherry nose, flying around in a sleigh pulled by reign deer would be the shit to party with but oh well, I guess he was doing his thingee) I was totally craving that pizza on Sunday morning. Sunday and Monday flew by without a word and now I'm at work going "Doo doo dooo ddoo dooo dood doo!"

My Nu Yeers Res...
1) Catch up on the exercise. (me and Homer Simpson are twins)
2) Cut down on evil intentions. (smoking, drinking, and kicking stuffed animals)
3) Reading more about God. (yes yes. I am a Christian.)
4) Finding a new job. (Pentagon is cool but I need extra casheee)

and finally and most important...

Marrying the love of my life. (That means you baby!)

(^_0)

I learned that from "Train Man" If you get chance see it. So funny!

Help!

Okay the age thing is really getting to me. My back went out on me yesterday. It really sux! I don't quite remember the Sunday night thingeee... (3 shots of tequilla, 2 DosEquisbeers, a bottle of Jinro, and other liquor) but I did have some upchuck on my pants and shirt. I guess I somehow made it home in one piece. That's never gonna happen to me again. I figure ginger ale and grenadine from now on. Bartending class and work is really kicking my ass. Sleep is like only 4-5 hours a day. But I'm learning a lot of cool drinks and class is so freaking fun. If you're in the Arlington area you should stop by the professional bartending school and take a free class with Moe Harris as the teacher. I need to work on my speed pouring techniques and I have to get down the high ball and collins drinks. But oh well... I guess Nations will be my playground on New Years Eve Eve and then ... dunno. Bleh! Dat's it folks Me outteee!

Nations!!!!

Oh Snap!!!! DJ RAP will be playing Nations. Wondering if she's gonna just stay in the Jungle room and play her D&B/Breaks or if she's gonna do a set in the main room. LOL. it's gonna be a great new years! ha ha ha!!!

Wicket Glowstick Move

YAAAAWN... So tired. Oh well, looks like it's going to be like this for the next couple of weeks. BTW... The Professional Bartending School in Arlington is a freaking party of it's own. The dude "Morris" is freaking hilarious and the remembering techniques are comedic (ie. Rusty Nail - step on a nail and what do you say? Shit! Dam! Scotch and Drambuie). Anyways, the Pour Boys are having a party at O'Meara's in Manassas every Wednesday where they flip bottles and there are great looking bartenders (better than Coyote Ugly) dancing on the bar. Good stuff. But yesterday was like my Alcoholics Awareness class where they preached seeing the signs of intoxication. Stuff like SIR (Size Interview and Rate) and MAAM (Move Assert Attitude Move{why the two moves??}) are things I've had happen to me going out and getting pissed drunk at many of the establishments (or should I say DIVES!!!) in the metropolitan region. Cool stuff. I got home around 10:30 last night and passed out to some movie with Bill Murray and Bobby Dinero. A cool joke... "My wife thinks Fucking and Coooking are Chinese cities!" Ha ha ha ha!!! That's it for now. Back to workee!