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Fun Run
Pam: Yeah, I gave him a ride home because ... we're dating.
Jim: Wow! There it is.
Pam: Ah, yeah. We haven't told anybody, but it's going really great. Right?
Jim: It is going really great.
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house
Current Mood:
happy happy
Current Music:
the office
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The Job
Yeah, my voice is hoarse because I yelled at my TV so much. I'm really happy, by the way.
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Women's Appreciation
To sum up this episode I would like to quote a recap:

"How many times does Jim have to fall in love with Pam all over again before we get our happy ending?"

That and poor Michael.

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apartment
Current Mood:
blah blah
Current Music:
food network
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Silly Songs with Halpert: His Cheeseburger

I thought that the American Idol Loser Song was the best video ever, but that was only because I hadn't seen this. Don't you just love YouTube?
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"He’s going to kill himself pretending to kill himself."
Various attempts to get Michael off the roof:

Jim: Hey, Michael, don’t jump on the bouncy castle.

Pam: Hey, Michael! I have a present for you, but you have to come down and get it.

Darryl: You Braveheart, man.

And the last one is the only thing that got him down.

That's why I love B.J. Novak. Brilliant eppie. Especially when Dwight shunned, unshunned and then re-shunned Andy. I mean Drew.

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apartment
Current Mood:
content content
Current Music:
The Simpsons
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The Difference between Mormons and Catholics
The president of the LDS Church, the Mormon pope is the mope.

The pope wears a funny hat, the mope wears funny underwear.

*This interlude brought to you by Stephen Colbert.*

In other news, Go Stephanie the Turtle!!!

Office recap later.

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apartment
Current Mood:
amused amused
Current Music:
The Colbert Report
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American Idol Loser Song

Best. Song. Ever.
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Congratulations universe. You win.
I thought that lovely Jim Halpert quote was fitting. I'm not gonna lie, kids. I couldn't watch the entire episode last night. I started watching and five seconds into seeing Roy leaning against Pam's desk, I had to stop the tape and hyperventilate. I'm sure the Jim and Dwight jokes were funny and Michael got off some good ones before he was humilated, but I just can't stomach them right now. Maybe later this weekend. I did, however, watch the scenes at Pam's art show. People may say that Pam getting back with Roy is a bad thing for Jim and Pam, but I think it's great. Pam is lonely, frustrated and vulnerable. She needs to remember that it was the right decision to not marry Roy. She needs to buck up (get some courage and honesty, thank you Gil) and start telling everyone the truth. I think that she is slowly beginning to realize that. Here's the long and short of Pam's art show: if Michael Scott was the only one who knew the right thing to say, you know that there is something wrong. Try as he might, Roy just doesn't get it. Michael who knows as little about art as Roy does (possibly less), had a bad day and yet still came to support Pam. Because he knew that this was as important to her as Dunder-Mifflin is to him. And that's why I cried.
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apartment
Current Mood:
melancholy melancholy
Current Music:
It Ends Tonight ~ All American Rejects
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Where is the Love?
You know what commerical pisses me off more than anything? Any Altel commerical. I cannot stand commericals that bad mouth their competitors. (Hence why I also extremely dislike the new Mac commericals.) But these are just the worst. Having moved on from using bad look-a-likes of various other cell phone carriers spokespersons, they now have commericals featuring the mall salesmen of various cell phone carriers. Where as Sprint, Verizon, Teen Mobile and Cingular have pimply, nerdy college students as their salesmen, Altel has a confident, well-dressed, borderline good looking college graduate as their salesman. (I am speculating about their states in higher education based upon the image that is trying to be projected.) I'm sorry, would you want someone who looks like they played soccer in college and now that they've graduated can only get a job selling cell phones in a mall as a symbol of your ability to provide good wireless service? Those college kids need a job and probably design computer viruses for fun. I'd trust them over "this is the only job I'm qualified for" guy. There is no degree for being a cell phone salesmen, sorry. Owning your own store, sure. But this guy? The only thing these commericals do for me is make me even more adamant about never using Altel as my cell phone carrier. I'm begging you AT&T take them over! Until then, maybe they could try having a more friendly commerical. Because, it's Valentine's Day, now where's love?
Current Location:
apartment
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Oh what a tangled web TV shows weave. By the way, I think I have developed trichotillomania. That or a severe case of denial and suppression.
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distressed distressed
Current Music:
She's the Man
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Equilibrium
"An old chemist doesn't die. He just reaches equilibrium."

I found this gem on the wall in a professor's office. Chemists are so funny in a cheesy way.

How happy does Prison Break make me? Very. I'm going to miss it when the season ends. Maybe by then Michael Scott will be the only thing that makes me cringe on The Office.

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apartment
Current Mood:
chipper chipper
Current Music:
Daily Show
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Is it just me?
Is it just me or does it seem weird that Fox is like the smuttiest network but that Fox News is ultraconservative? Anyone?

Cheer for me, I've resolved my issues with The Office. I now love it as I should.

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apartment
Current Mood:
pensive pensive
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Crossover
I read a fanfic the other day and it got me thinking about crossovers. Imagine, if you will, a crossover between My Name is Earl and The Office. Something on Earl's list dictates that he needs to fix things between Pam and Jim. Maybe he broke up one of Karen's previous relationships or accidently gave Pam bad advice where Jim was concerned. Oh, the possibilities! Or imagine a crossover between Prison Break and 24. Jack Bauer exposes The Company and kills the evil President setting Lincoln and Michael free!

Prison Break has made me very happy as of late. I have no complaints. Only happiness.

The Office, on the other hand, is slowly killing me. If it weren't for the perpherial characters and Michael Scott, I could be frustrated enough not to watch. But I still will, because I love it. I have, however, lost all respect for Karen. I don't care how many other things Jim might have said, if I guy I had been dating for only a few months told me that he still had feelings for someone we worked with, I would be outta there. But then again, the girl moved to Scranton for a guy that she just started dating. She is a little crazy. Jim is also slipping in my book because he had the perfect opportunity to quit before things got really ugly and he blew it. I'm sure he likes Karen, but does he really think that things are actually going to end well? Five minutes with Pam and he's right back to where he started in May. I swear, the only thing that will ever break this cycle is Pam growing a pair and telling Jim the truth. It's her turn anyway. I may develop trichotillomania waiting for that to happen.

In other news, I'm loving Christina Aguilera right now.

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location
Current Mood:
frustrated frustrated
Current Music:
Keep Holding On ~ Avril Lavigne
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Traveling Salesmen
If you saw Michael Scott coming out of a women's restroom, what would you think? Yes, I too would think that he was confused. However, apparently "the men's room was disgusting."

Random thoughts: Dwight and Jim make a fantastic sales team. Angela is very sweet when she's happy. I feel a little sorry for Karen. Jim is amazing at making half truths seem like the whole truth. And using flattery to smooth over the whole presentation. I want to clamp Andy's face in a George Foreman grill.

Pam, you are the only one who can make this whole thing right! You are the only one who can save Dwight. Get Jim and Michael on board and you're golden.

Oh, and the icon is Jim reaction to Karen's "makeover." Interpret that as you will.

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apartment
Current Mood:
sleepy sleepy
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New Year Meme


In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Point and laugh more.



Get your resolution here.

I almost went for the smuggling contraband in diapers, but I figured that was more suited for my sister.

Before I forget, I'm going to do my 2006 music meme.

Best of 2006:

Michael and Sara:
"Savin' Me" by Nickelback
"Far Away" by Nickelback
"It's Not Over" by Daughtry

Jim and Pam:
"The Silence" by Prospect Mali (written for Jim and Pam)
"Used To" by Daughtry
"You Could be Happy" by Snow Patrol
"Hurt" by Christina Aguilera
"What Hurts Most" by Rascal Flatts

Miscellaneous:
"Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield
"Haley" by Needtobreathe
"Move Along" by All American Rejects
"Dirty Little Secret" by All American Rejects
"Chasing Cars" by Snow Patrol

Thursday, new episode of the office. Eighteen days 'til Prison Break returns. Hooray for January.

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albuquerque
Current Music:
Sorry by Daughtry
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A Benihana Christmas
There really aren't words to describe what quite possibly could have been the best episode of The Office ever. You should just watch for yourself.
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Albuquerque
Current Mood:
cold cold
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"Take off your thinking caps and put on your feeling shoes."

Wow, the Colbert Report is so much more exciting than studying.

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apartment
Current Mood:
tired tired
Current Music:
The Colbert Report
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"No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. We tried but that monkey was too dang fast."
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apartment
Current Mood:
giddy giddy
Current Music:
the Colbert Report
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Oh, Dwight
"Question: How do we know he won't kill again?"
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apartment
Current Mood:
giggly giggly
Current Music:
The Convict Deleted Scenes
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And he just keeps knocking 'em out of the park...
"Truthiness is contagious and I haven't washed my hands in weeks." Oh, Stephen.

Daily Show side note: I hope Ed Helms is just doing the Daily Show because The Office is on a shooting break. I would cry if Andy's stint comes to an end anytime soon. I love him. In a completely different way than I love Jim Halpert, but still. The love is there.

Current Location:
apartment
Current Mood:
amused amused
Current Music:
The Colbert Report
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