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Yes. There is Stargate slash. Dammit.

All stories below assume basic familiarity with the Stargate SG-1 universe. For my loyal rugbytacklers, I have done a Stargate crash course located here.

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The Stargate Matrix - I am informally attempting the 100 Fanfic Challenge for Jack and Daniel. We'll see how far I get. I am linking stories to their category on the matrix, if you would like to explore.

The Stargate Crack!fic Index - enter at your own risk. :)

Long Stories

Adjustments - JO/DJ. PG to NC-17. This story is a close cousin of Metamorphosis, except in this story, Daniel really has changed into a woman. Warning for het content.

Bright, Rich, Sweet - JO/DJ. JO/OFC. NC-17. WIP!!! A vampire cannot live by (chicken) blood alone. Jack becomes a vampire. Does one warn for bloodplay in a vampire story? (Approx. 25,000 to 30,000 words)

Possession - JO/DJ. NC-17. The ultimate mission failure. SG-1 is captured by a goa'uld and Jack becomes the goa'uld's new host. Jack O'Neill/Goa'uld/DanielJackson. Non-con.

Serial Rediscovery - JO/DJ. PG to NC-17. Daniel has a run-in with the NID and now he can't remember the SGC or SG-1.

Skeletal Remains - JO/SC, JO/SC/DJ, JO/DJ, JO/CM, JS/RM/VMD implied. NC-17. A terrible, horrible stranded story. Strong warning for character death. Please keep in mind that I have been referring to this as "the character death fic of doom" for almost a year. (14,500 words)

One and Two Parters

1+1+1+1 - Teal'c/Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill/Samantha Carter. NC-17. Jack can't take it any more. Written for The 2006 OT3+ Ficathon hosted by ME! :) (10,634 words)

A Little Sugar - DJ/JO. R. Jack and Daniel on their honeymoon. First of a set of three ficlets done for zats_clear's birthday in 2007. (654 words)

An Accident Waiting to Happen - DJ/JO. NC-17. Neither a borrower nor a lender be. (579 words)

Altered States - DJ/Teal'c. PG-13. Teal'c gets his groove on. (471 words)

Black - JO/DJ. PG-13 for language, G for other content. Same crap, different universe. There are some constants no matter where you end up. Spoilers for Ripple Effect. (1,470 words)

Circadian Rhythms - Expect squicks for everyone usual and unusual pairings. All slash. NC/17. "Because Homeworld Security, as represented by the SGC and the Atlantis mission, is the gayest organization in the Western hemisphere, that's why." What if the employees of this organization decided to protest Don't Ask, Don't Tell? (Words: 1,300 - 13 perfect drabbles)

The Circle of Life - JO/DJ, T/SC?. G. SG-1 encounters an unexpected custom when the arrive at a new planet. Must be a day ending in "y." For chattycatsmeow, who wanted Jack and Daniel mistaken for newlyweds. (722 words)

Consequences in an Alternate Universe - JO/DJ. G. A few realistic, in canon thoughts about what would happen if Jack and Daniel got outed in world where sodomy is still against military law. (328 words)

Dirty Socks - JO/DJ. PG-13. Why does Jack pack so many socks? Written for CJ, who said, "Ehehe. CK. Write me porn where the guys have fun with their socks." (1,003 words)

Dress Blues - Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill, Teal'c/Jack O'Neill, Samantha Carter/Jack O'Neill, possibly implied Daniel Jackson/Teal'c/Samantha Carter, if you really, really squint. Post update, squinting no longer required. Thank you. PG-13 NC-17. Sam, Daniel and Teal'c work on those six-packs. (1,658 words)

Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover (incomplete) - DJ/JO. NC-17. After reading The End by theemdash, I commented: "I can imagine their first encounter being prounounced 'the only one.' Then the next one, Jack says, 'never again.' And so on." I was doing these at random, as they occurred to me, but haven't been thinking about them for awhile. The plan is, when I have my 50, I will organize them in what I consider to be chronological order and post them as a set. There are 11 so far posted in approximate order at this link.

Five Things That Never Happened to Daniel Jackson (and Jack O'Neill) - JO/DJ. R. A lifetime of things that never happened. (2,870 words)

Five Yummy Treats - JO/DJ/JS. NC-17. Five ways that Jack and Daniel might have made a sandwich with Sheppard. (3,120 words)

Food Aversions- JO/DJ. G. Daniel did the grocery shopping. Warning for m-preg. (362 words)

Grains of Sand - JO/DJ. PG. Spoilers everywhere, through the end of Season 8. Daniel ponders the nature of the self and alternate realities. (1,301 words)

Happiness is a Clean Desk - JO/DJ. PG-13. Daniel has finally cleared out the backlog, and some R&R is in order.
(497 words)

Hunt and Peck - JO/DJ. Hard R. Jack rescues Daniel (and SG-11) from slavery. In the process, he says some things in an unexpected language. Then nothing happens. What the hell is Daniel supposed to do with that? (3,211 words)

IM re: Name Change Petition - JO/DJ. G. Late night on AIM. Warning for schmoop? Also, Ally attack!!! (Approx 600 words)

In the Temple - JO/DJ. NC-17. Malfunctioning alien sex altar. Bad!sex ensues. (489 words)

Just Another Day at the Office - JO/DJ. NC-17. I have a terrible block about getting Daniel to top. The entire purpose of this piece of meaningless, worthless smut was to get Daniel to fuck Jack. I think that's all the plot summary you need. :) (4,333 words)

Lack of Subtlety - JO/DJ. NC-17. Vala isn't the only one with a complete lack of tact and subtlety. (1,104 words)

Lifeblood - JO/DJ. R. A Halloween story. Please heed the warnings. But all in good fun. :) (707 words)

like water, lying (The Event Horizon Remix) - Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill, Daniel Jackson/Cameron Mitchell, Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill/Cameron Mitchell. NC-17. A remix of synecdochic's fantastic like water, lying. As summarized by her: Jack comes back to Colorado for a visit and Cam thinks he's lost Daniel's attention for the week. Except he hasn't, not at all. And that's scarier.

Love Bites - DJ/JO. NC-17. The trouble with interplanetary travel is all the mosquitos. A terrible, horrible, aliens-made-them-do-it story. (3,596 words)

Making Friendly with the Natives - DJ/JO. NC-17. The Teal'c part was pretty obvious. The society was a bronze-age throw-back, and the warriors of the village were dancing. The Teal'c part made perfect sense. Daniel took it all in with a jaundiced professional eye, noting the splendor and power of the dance without really paying any attention to it. Not really. He was too busy trying to figure out just what exactly was going on with Jack. (2,355 words)

Metamorphosis, in Two Parts - JO/DJ. NC-17. Daniel appears at Jack's door in a new form. It speaks to the nature of the SG-1 universe that Jack takes this fully in stride. Another one that goes against my better judgment, to the extent I have any. So, so wrong. But DanielJackson is the girl of SG-1. EVERYBODY knows that. I'm not giving the warning. You'll see it coming a mile away... ;) (2,715 words)

Naptime - JO/DJ. G. Jack remembers. The attack of post-partum hormones. Beware. (317 words)

No Character Death, Please? Kthnks. - JO/DJ. NC-17. For zats_clear who requested, "J/D, quarantined off-world, UST/flirting to first time, awkward-not-mindbendingly-awesome sex, bring them home to be awkward in the SGC. (keep in mind, I may request a part 2 on this someday to see what happens after you've tortured them with bad sex and left them embarrassed in the SGC). No Character Death, plskthnks?" (734 words)

Not That Big a Deal, Really - JO/DJ. NC-17 (light). A little body swapping fun for green_grrl. (706 words)

Nuncheon - JO/DJ. PG-13. SG-1 has lunch. My lame attempt at something resembling an Austen spoof. (2,923 words)

Partner Betrayal - RDA/MS, JO/DJ, RD/DJ, Andromeda/Romy/AI. Watch those pairings, people. Here lies RPS. R. I was asked to do a cliché, "dealer's choice." I did the "they read slash" cliché. Third of a set of three ficlets done for zats_clear's birthday in 2007. Follows Worst Case. (443 words)

The Perils of Excessive Consumption of Alcohol - JO/DJ, SC/T. NC-17. Sam drinks Jack under the table. Teal'c names the prize for the victor. Daniel comes out on top. Everybody gets Christmas Eve presents. Content/warnings: First time. With cross-dressing, in the spirit of the season. Candy canes. Secret Santa. Abuse of the Christmas Tree. Oh, Santa is definitely bringing me coal and switches this year! (4,836 words)

Pervasive Local Obsidian - JO/DJ. PG-13. PWP. Local friendship customs and Daniel takes one for the team. Or five. Or so. Depending on how you count them. (352 words) UPDATE: rydra_wong did an absolutely amazing, fantastic, gorgeous, deep, wonderful remix of Pervasive Local Obsidian. You must rush and read it right now!!!! Son of Endless Sky (The Bone Needle Remix)

Pushing Buttons - DJ/JO. PG-13. Jack plays Daniel like a violin. Or possibly more like a kazoo. And not exceptionally well. (99 words)

Right Hook - DJ/JO. NC-17. Nobody fights dirty like Jack O'Neill. Except possibly Daniel Jackson. (583 words)

Sacrificies - DJ/JO. NC-17. Sex by the M.A.L.P. Total PWP. (845 words)

SG-31 -DJ/JO/SC/T/Goa'uld. NC-17. The Dark Muse met SG-1, and apparently she needed a snack. Mostly PWP. There is lots of ice cream. And light bondage. And apparent non-con, if Jack wasn't loving it quite so much. (1,549 words)

Slavery on a Civilized Planet - JO/DJ. NC-17. Written for the Jack/Daniel Ficathon in June 2006. My assignment, from lerah99 was as follows: "Requirements: Somehow Jack gets sold as a slave to Daniel. Daniel expects his new purchase to fulfill his duties even after they return home. Optional Requests: Top!Daniel Feel free to make it porny. Restrictions: No character death, Happy ending." In my story, Jack runs afoul of the law on a visit to a developed world where the penalty for his crime is to be sold as a slave. Daniel buys him so the team can take him home. Porn ensues. And I forgot the happy ending requirement til the very, very end of writing. I think it shows in the tone of the piece. (9,772 words)

Small Tents - DJ/JO, DJ/Shau'ri. R. Jack establishes the sleeping arrangements. (2,814 words)

Some Stones - DJ/JO, SC/T. NC-17. Jack can read minds. Guess what he finds out? A terrible, horrible telepathy story. (2,157 words)

Some Stones (The Dark Muse Remix) - DJ/JO. NC-17. A goa'uld brings one of Daniel's favorite fantasies to life. PWP. Non-con. Angst. (2,586 words)

Still Life with Decapitated Unicorn (Or The Enchanted Forest, by CK) - DJ/JO. NC-17. An Ancient device creates problems for Jack and Daniel, stranded offworld, as well as for their rescuers. (4,870 words) Written for the 2007 Jack/Daniel Ficathon. Should warn for extreme crack!fic. Cross-posting to crack!fic page.

Summer Vacation - JO/DJ. NC-17. Jack travels back in time and interrupts the summer vacation of a recently dissertated Daniel Jackson, PhD, PhD. Written for 2008 J/D Ficathon. Choose your own ending. (Approximately 7100 words in the first part. Ending one: Approximately 3300 words. Ending two: Approximately 1400 words.)

Sun Stroke - JO/DJ. R. It's good to be General, with whole worlds of pristine beaches at your complete disposal. (3,226 words)

This Is Your Brain on Drugs - Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill/Samantha Carter/Teal'c. (mild?)NC-17. Daniel and Sam go to the party. Jack and Teal'c stay home. As green_grrl pointed out, sort of the opposite of Just Another Day at the Office. (926 words)

Transparent - DJ/JO. G. A terrible, horrible Daniel descends story. (653 words)

Trust, Obedience, Freedom and How to Achieve Them - DJ/JO. PG-13. Daniel trusts. (646 words)

What To Do? DJ/JO. NC-17. Unexpected phone sex. (1,629 words)

White - DJ/JO. NC-17. Daniel refused to live a lie. Or a life of denial and bittersweet heartbreak. (523 words)

Willful - DJ/JO. R for violence. My visit to the land of Daniel-whumping! Written for The Bunny Euthanasia Project. A goa'uld attempts to develop a fully-telepathic human host. Daniel suffers the consequences. Someone described this story as River!Daniel, and I guess it sort of is, though it wasn't intentional. (3,590 words)

Wingspan - DJ/JO. PG-13. Sam assured him that Jack's flight could not be explained by the usual rules of aeronautic science and physics. Warning for wing!fic. (837 words)

Worst Case - DJ/JO. R. Bodies start coming back through the Gate. Hammond does what has to be done. So does Jack. (958 words) Second of a set of three ficlets done for zats_clear's birthday in 2007. Follows A Little Sugar.





First Drabble Series, please read in order
Possibilities - PG, JO/DJ
Ozone - PG, JO/DJ
What to Expect - PG, JO/DJ
Against Regulations PG, JO/DJ
Talking Sense (alternate reality) PG, JO/DJ
Apology Accepted PG, JO/DJ
The Front Room NC-17, JO/DJ



Goa'uld Drabble Series, please read in order - The seeds of Possession.
Ghost - R, DJ/Goa'uld
Oasis and Dirt -R, DJ/Goa'uld

Presenting brainofgk
brainofgk's Rabbitgate: Beatrix Potter Meets Stargate! You'll laugh 'til you snot your keyboard! Please remember that he is only nine, and all his comments are prescreened by brainofck. All are GEN, naturally.

The Tale of Peter Rabbit
The Tale of Benjamin Bunny
The Tale of the Flopsy Bunnies

green_grrl's stuff posted in my journals
Green_Grrl's many flavors of ice cream - PG, J/D
My Little Jaffa - PG, D/T, warning for angst!!!

starting_gate's stuff, posted in my journal
Cameron Mitchell and the Jealous Potted Plant (comment fic) - CM/Plant, CM/RM. R. Cam's True Love is jealous of Cam's new relationship with Rodney. Lemons are produced. (Be sure to read down the thread, the story is broken into a couple of differnt comments.)


This way for LOTR RPS.

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