Hey guys.

I like to think I'm a nice girl, really. I'm generally patient, nice, and understanding.

But I've come to a decision.

I'm really, really tired of politely answering the same goddamned questions over and over and over.

I understand that dancing is something most people have had no real contact with or understanding of. I get that. That's why I have an intro post and a FAQ (both, I might add, right in the very top post of this journal AND the userinfo). Oh, and a small rant. Almost forgot that one.

So, here it is.

IF you have a question NOT covered by ANY of those, ask it here. I will answer, then amend the FAQ and intro post accordingly.

If it is a really goddamned dumb question, I reserve the right to not answer :)

You might be wondering: What qualifies as a dumb/bad question?
A) Anything already covered in the aforementioned posts
B) Anything pertaining to my personal life that is NOT already publicly viewable in my personal journal, squigglz.

Now, don't get me wrong. The actual e-mails I've received asking in-depth questions about the business have been lovely. I've met some great people that way, and I thank those of you that I'm talking about for that.

The vast majority of you have been great, and I do love keeping this journal :)

So! Fire away with relevant shit that hasn't been answered :)

(Past entries are now all tagged.)

To save myself the effort of answering the same questions over and over and over, I've decided to set up this half-assed FAQ.

( Cut for space, please read. )



More to come once I think of more.

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They rock so I thought I'd share :D

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Also, lol.

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Also, icon.

Tales from the Boobie Bar is on a slight hiatus-I'm in the process of moving, and just don't really have time to post right now.

If I do have the time and inclination, I will, but don't expect it for another week or two :)

I'll be back with a backlog of stories ^^

Also, I apologize for being unable to get back to those of you who have emailed me-soon as I can, I will.

Take care, and be good to each other :)

Often, the guys I work with (DJs, bouncers, managers, etc.) ask me, "So...what do you think about when you're doing a dance?"

Well, okay.

During stage dances, I'm generally just moving with the flow of the beat. I tend to do a quick calculation in my head of number of customers x 2 (the usual tip for a stage set). I take that total, and that's my estimated take for that particular set. I add that to what I know I already have (let's say the estimate is $40, and the previous amount is $80, giving me $120 by the time I'm done my round). That, or guessing the heritage of the customers based upon facial shape. I get pretty bored up there sometimes xD

During private dances, it depends. The quick, four minute dances where the customer generally doesn't speak-I usually make a shopping list in my head of stuff I need, or how I have to do so-and-so when I get home, or something like that. Boring stuff. The extended, half-hour dances-I usually am talking to the customer during the dance, since most of the time they request the dance so they can sit and talk with a pretty lady without distraction. It's generally whatever the customer wants to chat about, though I don't pull punches with my opinions if they bring up a topic I'm interested in (:

So, there you go.

Also! Some of you have expressed interest in knowing what I look like. I don't post pictures here (except for clarification purposes), so if you wanna know, head over to my main journal, squigglz.

( So. Angry. )

I was -speechless-. By the time anger took over again, he'd pulled away.

If he ever comes in again, he is getting a fucking lecture from me.

Grr.

( o lawd... )

And a co-workers suck, too!

( Cold )