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Friday, September 5th, 2008
7:38 am	AZ Demands Honks This past weekend, I was in Vegas for my third time this year. The crew was myself, NOODLES, AZ, FAT MIKEY, EYUV, and CHUX. Friday night was relatively tame, with the minor exception of NOODLES being thrown out of Tao after getting into a verbal confrontation with a douchebag. Saturday, NOODLES went to the sportsbook early and came back to the room with some bets. The other four went to Bellagio sportsbook while NOODLES relaxed and watched his money roll in from the TV in the room. Around 1pm, a disgustingly drunk AZ called stating "You are the fattest homo I have ever met next to Fat Mikey now get down to Bellagio sports book. They have free drinks. Owwwwww!" NOODLES could tell he was about one drink away from uncontrollable. When he got down there, AZ could barely hold his head up. CHUX reported AZ was nearly thrown out of the book because he kept screaming at all them that they were homos loud enough for the entire place to hear. We made a plan to get him out onto the street. AZ and I moved toward the front of the sportsbook and were moving toward the aisle. CHUX, FAT MIKEY and EYUV were seated in a back row and AZ kept drunkenly yelling to them "EYUV!!! EYUV!!! Where are you?" Once out onto Las Vegas Blvd, the drunken rampage began. He screamed, he yelled, he cried, and he made just about everyone around him uncomfortable. He began to ramble about his love for large breasts and kept repeatedly booming, in earshot of families and children everywhere, "I demand HONKS! And this is NOT negotiable!" AZ then spoke to us about his wife's Hinks and when asked how often they engaged in certain sexual activities he announced to a few senior citizens "I never pass up a chance to fingerblast! Ow!!" We eventually got indoors again as we drew nearer the room. It was decided AZ needed something to eat so we went to Sbarro. First, AZ hit a restroom and took a massive dump. He looked faint but insisted he was okay, emerging from the shitter and proclaiming serenely "I feel lighter. I feel like attacking whores" While at Sbarro, AZ was seated alone at a table while the rest ordered. The line was very short, but AZ was an impatient brat, pounding on the table with his silverware and demanding to know from anyone in the place what the hold-up was multiple times in the 5 minutes it took to get him his pizza. When we finally got back to the room, he fell on the couch, and before passing out, looked up hopefully and said "My game was pretty amazing out there I bet?" I could not have disagreed more. (Comment on this)
Friday, August 29th, 2008
11:01 am	An Unlikely Engagement KISSYPANTS recently announced he was engaged.They have been dating for quite some time and she seems very cool, but many are shocked by this turn of events. NOODLES sent out a text message stating "KISSYPANTS IS ENGAGED!!!" to some of his friends. The responses, while worded slightly differently, were all the exact same from AZ, BRICK, and PIG: "To a woman?" HCOE called and simply expressed disbelief. We recall KISSYPANTS dread in past heterosexual relationships with SJ: "OMG, her parents aren't going to be home tonight, she might want to do it! Help!" NOODLES notes that if avoidance of hetero sex is his goal, the institution of marriage is a wonderful place to hide. But all kidding aside, I would personally like to congratulate KISSYPANTS on finding a life partner and wish them the best of luck. The wedding will definitely be OTC. (Comment on this)
Saturday, August 23rd, 2008
8:50 pm	WDP Reunion Notice to Tucson: WDP (World Dominant Players) will be having their five-year reunion Oct 22-26. HCOE, PIG, NOODLES, ROVO and NUZZLER are already confirmed. There are talks of one last show for the band too. Currently unknown regarding attendance are KISSYPANTS and BRICK, both of whom may be going on their own personal vacation and "getting a room in San Fran, or something like that, just a chill weekend." (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, August 15th, 2008
3:44 pm	PLD Explosion HDML, who has been very lax with his PLDs the past few months, has found some kind of inspiration this week because I've received three new ones, all at a whole new level of grossness: "My PLD got a starring role in a new remake for The Longest Yard" (followed seconds later by "It was bloody") "My PLD served in Iraq and looks to be still wearing his desert camo" "Have you ever seen chunks of apple in your dook? If not come down to ________" (in the blank, HDML gave the specific address and location of the toilet he used, but i have decided to omit this information) Bon Appetit. (Comment on this)
Saturday, August 2nd, 2008
1:48 pm	BRICK's New Hood and the PIG's eclectic music tastes The PIG recently reported BRICK had moved to a place he feels the most comfortable he has ever felt in his life and went on to dub this as "the gayest neighborhood in the country." Describing his brother's ascent into his new apartment, the PIG remarked "BRICK moved into Capitol Hill and that place didn't even blink." BRICK had his own issues with the PIG and his refusal to consider attending a Subpop Festival in Seattle featuring has-been grunge losers Mudhoney and a host of other new artist BRICK touts as up and coming. The PIG states the new bands "suck ass" and were "lame." BRICK noted this critque must be taken with a grain of salt since the PIG "doesn't listen to anything unless it's on the Top 40 charts". (Comment on this)
Monday, July 28th, 2008
10:44 am	WILSON Update NOODLES, a big animal lover, has always had concerns about the treatment KISSYPANTS gives his dog WILSON. While KISSYPANTS insists he gives him more love than any other owner would, this is exactly why NOODLES is so worried. NOODLES recently sent a group poll out to everyone: "How often does KISSYPANTS have WILSON toss his salad per week?" The normally unresponsive KISSYPANTS took the bait and responded sincerely: "Per week? Try per night! Rough tongue." NOODLES has called the appropriate Georgia authorities and an investigation has been launched. (Comment on this)
Friday, May 30th, 2008
1:57 pm	Return of the PLD In speaking with HDML today, he informed me that although the PLDs are few and far between these days, the bowel madness is as intense as ever. We spoke about this over lunch and he announced while leaving that he needed to hit the toilet and that "it was going to be high velocity." He then told me he was thinking of getting a Pyrenees dog with his GF and his main reason was to have dook-offs with it once it reached it's elephant-like adult size. I leave you with this gem: "Ever had the nutella crepes at Cibo? If not my butt apparently knows the recipe" (Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 27th, 2008
2:21 pm	AZ Feels Urges AZ recently text NOODLES the following, which should assure all those who have delved into the institution of marriage, for whatever reason, that fidelity is possible even while recognizing it's not natural: "My dong aches for strange, but is ultimately disciplined by my firm hand" (Comment on this)
Friday, May 9th, 2008
2:20 pm	BASSA "Danger" NOVA BASSANOVA and his GF ROS were in Phoenix for a week on holiday. NOODLES had dinner with them last night at Bloom. He had not been informed BASSANOVA even had a GF until about 1 week before the trip and was shocked to find ROS did not clock in at around 400 pounds. In fact, she was tiny and almost anorexic by BASSANOVA's standards. ROS grew up in Queens, went to Bed-Sty for HS and had your typical rough NYC attitude, which, once gentler folk like NOODLES got by, revealed a very cool girl. She did appreciate a man that would fight for her and protect her, as she stated earlier in the dinner. Later on, NOODLES brought up his last trip to NYC when KSHOIK was giving BASSANOVA directions from LI to Williamsburg and BASSANOVA called every 3 minutes saying "Are you SURE this doesn't go into the Bronx? I swear I'll turn around right now if you are taking me into the Bronx." After being convinced he was going into the "Q" part of the BQE, he turned to "Are you guys in a bad neighborhood?" Thankfully, he made it through the night, and his life, safely without becoming a crime victim. ROS was saying how she didn't like to go to Yankee games at night because if they went into extra innings, it got out at like 2am. BASSANOVA noted he would never go there because that would require driving through the Bronx in the dark. ROS looked disgusted and asked him if he would retract considering he'd be on a highway with hundreds of other cars. He would not and noted "Safety First." NOODLES then asked if there as 1 in 100 chance the game would go into extra innings and a 99% he'd leave in daylight, would he go to a Yankee playoff game? He stated NO, not liking the odds. He also placed his likelihood of getting carjacked, even at noon, driving through the Bronx at "really high". ROS was growing more disturbed and NOODLES decided to steer the conversation other directions. ROS caught on and let BASSANOVA know they would "discuss this later." NOODLES suggested they do it on 9th Avenue in West Phoenix around midnight. (Comment on this)
Thursday, May 8th, 2008
3:00 pm	CLAMSTER JR The CLAMSTER is currently 6 months pregnant and sent a text to NOODLES and HDML saying "I am signing up for birth classes today and one of the two of you is doing them with me." NOODLES immediatley responded "HDML just volunteered." HDML had already expressed some interest in her daughter even in the embryonic stages. CLAMSTER sent via email videos of her ultrasound, to which HDML responded "I'm a bang her" in reference to the tiny fetus. CLAMSTER was disgusted and told him to clean it up. HDML attempted to back up his position: "she's naked." HDML then tried to sway NOODLES into the birth classes by saying there would be "tons of babies there." NOODLES wasn't sure exactly what he was referring to, but it didn't matter, as he was not interested in fetuses or pregnant women. NEither has been officially dubbed the surrogate Dad, but the fight is ongoing. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008
4:33 pm	If You Can't Rock In Your Own House I hadn't spoken to the NUZZLER in quite some time. He had moved back to NM to be with his lady. Those who fondly remember the NUZZLER in his heyday will be sad to hear that for the past year he has done a 180, not going to a strip club in over 400 days, cutting down his partying about 90%, and perhaps most shocking, ceasing to view porn. He and the lady had been having some issues though. She questioned his assertions regarding the porn when he confessed to getting a boner seeing an accidental pop-up on his computer of a muppet banging a woman. NUZZLER made the point that this was actually more an indication of how long it had been since he viewed porn, which makes sense to me. While most of the changes would probably be considered positive, his lady appears to be trying to stifle the rocker in him too. She berated him for having "I wanna make love in the club" up too loud when she was trying to sleep, so he got a 40 and went downstairs to write a song. Only a few chords in and the complaints came raining down from above. He wrote on a piece of paper "If you can't rock in your own house, it's not your house." The next morning, the lady found it and the NUZZLER was put to the streets. It is my hope they work through their differences, but if the NUZZLER can't rock to his liking, it might be time to move on...IMHO. (Comment on this)
Sunday, March 9th, 2008
5:56 pm	BASSANOVA's Lament: Is GGW Forgetting about their flash fetishists that made them rich? BASSANOVA: i think im going to cancel my subscription to girls gone wild NOODLES: i thought you said that months ago BASSANOVA: yeah but i think i will now NOODLES: why? BASSANOVA: i dont have time to watch them BASSANOVA: they send me three a month NOODLES: WHAT? BASSANOVA: and charge me for 3 a month NOODLES: you can't be that busy BASSANOVA: and i dont even like most of them NOODLES: you make time for GGW, you always have NOODLES: why don't you like them now? BASSANOVA: yeah i guess BASSANOVA: because they are getting too hard core for me NOODLES: how so? BASSANOVA: they are alienating their target audience BASSANOVA: (a k a me) NOODLES: you are just into the straight up flash fetish stuff? BASSANOVA: yeah BASSANOVA: i dont like seeing sex NOODLES: do they have full-on sex scenes now? BASSAVOVA: i dont wanna see guys at all when im jerking off BASSANOVA: yeah now they send full fledged pornos NOODLES: that's a valid position NOODLES: wow NOODLES: how many GGWs do you have? BASSANOVA: i think they just buy regualr pornos and send them BASSANOVA: prob 200 NOODLES: WTF!!!!!!!!! NOODLES: to say that seems excessive is probably not even getting close to the point NOODLES: have you considered writing them a letter? BASSANOVA: i dont know BASSANOVA: i think ill just tell them my reasons when i call them BASSANOVA: im paying 75 dollars a month for porn i dont watch NOODLES: yeah, that is money you could be spending other places, like the peep show BASSANOVA: yeah BASSANOVA: and besides i started downloading lots of porn on my comp now that i have slightly faster internet BASSANOVA: i think i have 300 new jpegs of naked chicks NOODLES: wow. no need to even leave the house really BASSANOVA: i know BASSANOVA: so im still debating NOODLES: well, dude, you should call and get some major deal from them. i mean, 200 fucking GGWs, you have got to be their best customer BASSANOVA: i know. i have to be their best customer BASSANOVA: ive been a loyal customer for 7 years (Comment on this)
Saturday, March 8th, 2008
3:39 pm	Cum Swallower Last night we went out and KISSYPANTS texted early on stating "OMG wasted at a dive bar!" Our favorite ambiguous (although at this point this adjective is even subject to debate) friend hit a climax later on with: "OMG just did a boiler maker shot and then a cum swallower and a jaeger bomb! Kisses!" NOODLES felt clearly that only two of the three mentioned subjects were alcohol beverages. BRICK followed up, using his expert knowledge of gay bars, noting a "cum swallower" shot (if it was a shot, for sake of argument) would not be offered or known at a straight bar, and such things were more commonly labeled such at gay bars. THe logical conclusion was KISSYPANTS was wearing assless pants at a rock rock rock rocknroll queer bar. The PIG has taken up lone-wolfing and went out last night solo. He was feeling philosophical, texting "Why do these fat chicks order vodka and diet cokes? Shouldn't they worry about their calories more at lunch?" NOODLES, meanwhile, took FEATHER out and met BIGSHOT BOB and EZROCK at Saddle Ranch. Even with FEATHER at his side, girls were hollerin' at NOODLES and he was very bashful. Around 1am, the gang had pulled three extra ladies from the bar and headed over to Geisha, the new Japanese style karaoke place across the street. BIGSHOT rented a room for an hour and the ladies were treated to a non-stop barrage of killer vocals from BIGSHOT, NOODLES and EZROCK. NOODLES and BIGSHOT opened with a duet of "Lost in Love". NOODLES did a short set, singing "INvisible" and "Wake Me Up Before you Go Go", which had the women squeeling with joy. BIGSHOT rocked out "Hero", "Piano Man", "Pieces of Me", "Since U Been Gone", "So Emotional" and "Mandy". EZROCK, who could barely see the screen he was so obliterated, really only contributed with a consistent vocal on "Careless Whisper", which seemed to be his theme song. As the bar closed, BRICK was with his ex-lady in bed. She told him she didn't want to have sex, so he took this to mean "Please finger-blast the F out of me" like the gentleman he is. After the bar closed, NOODLES graciously offered to let FEATHER spend the night since she was a little tipsy. He did tell her that he was not ready for love-making this early in their courtship. FEATHER did not take this seriously and attempted to remove his undee shorts, but NOODLES stopped her, maintaining his chastity since rehab. (Comment on this)
Saturday, February 23rd, 2008
7:36 pm	AZ Hits Rock Bottom...Again Last week, AZ's "management" (read: wife) was out of town and he was set loose for his bi-annual trip to the bars with NOODLES & Co. At around 3pm, he texted NOODLES to say "I've already had three blast-offs." NOODLES advised "Don't blow your load too early, we are going out tonight." AZ responded with something that reassured nobody "Don't worry, I'm known for blowing my load and coming back for more." Around 9pm, AZ came by with FATMIKEY and YUV. FATMIKEY immediately began berating NOODLES for not having his cheerleader porn in his hands within two seconds. AZ was clearly already intoxicated. Any doubts about this were erased when he walked out of NOODLES bathroom with his dick hanging out of his pants for all to see. In the car ride over, FATMIKEY was attempting to get directions to D-SOUTH, but was not successful because of AZ's bellowing about his dong: "My dong is amazing! It's amazing!" "My dong kicks the shit out of everyone elses dong!" "Are you looking at some artwork, or are you looking at my dong?!" "People are like 'Z, that's the biggest dong I've ever seen! Z, that's the biggest fuckin' dong I've ever seen!" When stopped at a light right in front of the patio at Stingray, where trendy couples were enjoying a romantic date, AZ rolled down the window and began lauding his genitals and spewing harassing remarks toward the ladies. Somehow, we made it to D-South before 10 to take advantage of the 2 for 1 special. It was early, so there weren't many people at the time. AZ was having serious difficulties with balance. The first sign of danger came when he toppled over the back of a couch into the VIP area. NOODLES ran over and pulled him upright. Luckily, no staff saw this. YUV and NOODLES decided it was time to cut AZ off. He was given water and told it was a gin and tonic. He was so blasted he had no clue he was drinking agua. AZ made several attempts to engage women in conversations. One asked if there was a translator around. Others were just frightened as he stumbled into their tits accidentally when falling down. One girl told him he reminded her of the guy in "Say Anything" because he kept wiggling his eyebrows at her in a futile attempt to look sexy. The final blow came when AZ announced he had to go pee. YUV asked NOODLES if AZ should be allowed to walk 20 feet to the bathroom. NOODLES scoffed and said "Dude, I'm not babysitting all night. I'm sure we can trust him to go into the bathroom and relieve himself. There's no line and it's like 20 feet away." YUV turned out to be right. A few minutes later, Z was found urinating in a janitor's closet and promptly thrown out of the club. FATMIKEY went with him and AZ began shouting abuse on the street to anyone that would listen. He had managed to stay in the club for just under 20 minutes. AZ and FATMIKEY came up with a brilliant scheme for reentry and switched shirts. The bouncer told them to get the fuck out and was not fooled, and to make matters worse, AZ's shirt was destroyed as all the buttons popped off of FATMIKEY. AZ was also informed he was banned from the Devil's Martini establishments for life. AZ then asked if he could still go to the one up North, but the bouncer was in no mood for debate. Thankfully, HDML was there and NOODLES mobbed mad ladies the rest of the night. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 29th, 2008
8:32 pm	POLLS While political polls are abundant this time of year, the PIG has begun sending text polls of a more academic nature. He includes AZ, NOODLES, KISSYPANTS, BRICK, NUZZLER and HCOE in all polls, but has lamented the general lack of response from the sample size. NOODLES has done his best to provide well-thought out answers to such questions as: "What's got more skid marks than the Indy 500? The answer is AZ's underpants!" "Will BRICK get married in a wedding ceremony or a civil union" (leaning toward the latter) "Who would star opposite KISSYPANTS in a brokeback mountain tribute?" (probably BRICK) "What is the best way to measure the size of NUZZLER's dick...atomic weight or electron microscope?" (neither would work, it doesn't exist) "What is both a noun and an adjective when placed in front of HCOE's dick? 'Pencil'" "A poll...why does AZ have shit stains on the FRONT of his underpants?" PIG finally confronted BRICK, who told him he did not answer the polls because they were "stupid and a waste of time." PIG then threatened to take him off the list (much like HDML threatened CLAMSTER regarding his PLD updates). BRICK replied "Please do." NOODLES has attempted to get into the act, but cannot get beyond constantly sending out the same "AZ's undees look like a Jackson Pollock painting" text over and over. PIG has agreed to help him with originality. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008
2:33 pm	Heath Ledger R.I.P I just heard that Heath Ledger has died. Most reactions have been solemn, but the source of the information for me, KISSYPANTS, seemed strangely excited by the news. The following text may explain: "OMG! Heath Ledger dead! Brokeback Tribute this weekend!" I'm not sure exactly what KISSYPANTS will do as a "Tribute", but I doubt it's just going to involve watching the movie a few times. PIG added to the mystery of this young star's death, explaining pills were found by his bed, and that "One of the Olsen twins may have been there." Those bitches have been lost causes since Danny Tanner left them. (Comment on this)
Sunday, December 23rd, 2007
9:04 pm	No, no, no NOODLES was released today and considering his progress and the new person we all feel has just walked back into our lives, it is safe to tell you he has spent the past 3 months in rehab. The facility addressed a variety of addictions ranging from sexual to substance abuse. He asked how the gang was doing and I told him in some regards, very little had changed. To prove my point, I provided him with the latest text message from BRICK, who had given me some advice, the second part of the suggestion being the only one I feel he had an authority to prescribe: "My cure-all for a moody bitch: 8 inches of rock-hard wang, adminstered to the vag in a jackhammer technique." NOODLES was not impressed and was clearly disgusted with this message, a sure sign that he was a new person. His response: "I hate to say it, but I may have to cut off contact with people like him. Surrounding myself with positive people is a mantra we learned in rehab and those reprobates are going to have to deal with either shaping up or shipping out of my life." When NOODLES got back, he checked his email to find another gentleman on his list of people that may have to become part of his past. KSHOIK had sent him a link to 2girls1cup.com. Aside from being pornographic in nature and by that very fact on the list of things NOODLES was avoiding, it's make-out scene involving two women covered in the hotter one's feces made NOODLES vomit. NOODLES would not have even watched it were it not for AZ's ringing endorsement that it was "wholesome, family fun." I respectfully ask all those that know NOODLES, please, be part of the solution...not the problem. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, December 21st, 2007
10:36 am	NOODLES Update It's been 14 weeks since I've posted on LJ. I want to thank all of you that have written, called, and shown up in person to voice your concern over NOODLES. I apologize for being so vague about things, but I had to respect his privacy. After speaking with him recently, he has asked me to post a brief entry asking people to respect his privacy during this crucial time in his development. He is going through some things that are best left unspoken at this time, but I can guarantee you, they are no laughing matter. In the meantime, I would request that all those associated with myself and NOODLES try to conduct themselves with some class in the upcoming weeks. For example, I am quite happy for BRICK that he has a new lady, but do not need to know first thing in the morning via text message that she "did the impossible and made my massive totem disappear between her legs." Also, I'd like to request the HDML go back to words instead of photos for his PLD updates as my stomach is queezy enough during these times. I am currently in an undisclosed location in New York and will remain here through the holidays. My goal is to have NOODLES released back into society before Christmas. Cross your fingers for us. Thank you. (Comment on this)
Sunday, September 9th, 2007
7:31 am	TONKA Falls In Love After a night out in Portland, everyone returned back to the NUZZLER's house. MORMON's dog, TONKA, a blind Jack Russell Terrier, was excited everyone was back. BRICK, NUZZLER, MORMON, and NOODLES were talking in the kitchen when they looked out to the couch. There, in all their glory, was the PIG and TONKA, in a full-on tongue kiss makeout session. This was not simply a dog licking your face, but two tongues coming together in mutual passion. The next day, the PIG stated he was "really drunk". TONKA, although possibly high, did not comment. There was much debate over whether this was considered cheating. Although the PIG had been faithful as regards the ladies, nobody expected a scenario involving the furry TONKA. NOODLES came down on the side of "Cheating". PIG insisted it was not. NUZZLER and BRICK were on the fence. One thing is clear: Ever since they left, TONKA has been inquiring daily regarding the whereabouts of his lover. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 5th, 2007
8:40 pm	The PIG's Comedy Career There were many highlights of NOODLES recent Seattle/Portland trip. This entry will focus on the PIG's burdgeoning career as a stand-up comedian. This was an idea he'd been thinking about for years, but it finally appears that it is gaining some steam. It all started when a local bar in Tacoma contacted him personally to MC special nights at the bar. The PIG replied and they are in negotiations regarding payment, times, and restrictions. BRICK was reluctant to embrace this career move, but NOODLES believed in the PIG and challenged him in front of BRICK to drop some ill routines. The PIG was up for the challenge, immediately asking us to pick any subject and he would riff on it. The routine was hilarious, NOODLES recalling one moment, when the New York Yankees were chosen: "Every fucking time I watch a Yankees game at Yankee stadium I just wonder how many dykes they can fit in one place." BRICK insisted this type of routine would end in PIG getting physically assaulted, but PIG kept it real and did not waver from his schtick. BRICK rated this performance a "3" out of 10, while the NUZZLER could not pinpoint a number, but stated it was toward the "1" side of the scale. NUZZLER then took issue with PIG's admiration for Carlos Mencia, BRICK did as well, and asked "Is that one of your influences?" The PIG admitted he was. NOODLES gave it a "9" and ordered these two some more glasses of haterade. A few nights later, BRICK had met up with OGGINA and her roommate JAYCEE. NOODLES stepped up to wing for him and undeniably charmed JAYCEE, with help from the PIG. However, the PIG took over, as JAYCEE became curious about the comedy. NOODLES told her he was PIG's agent and asked PIG to display his skills. The PIG went full-boar into a sick routine, thrashing on the cliche people at the bar and other observations of things around him. NOODLES was dying laughing and JAYCEE warmed up quickly. She later gave it an "8" and said the PIG "definitely ahd potential." BRICK became concerned and pulled PIG aside, telling him to leave JAYCEE alone because he was being too aggressive. NOODLES tried to explain he was just dropping some comedy, which only caused BRICK to become more distraught. At the end of the day, it was clear the only thing stopping PIG from being the next big comedy act was growing the sack to get on stage. Two people loved PIG's comedy, while two were negative about it. Fortunately, the two that loved it were a smoking hot chick and a charming, secure, awesome gentleman...while the two that dissed it were gigantic dirtbags with small wangs. (Comment on this)