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28th March 2004

9:39pm: Very Important Poll (please respond)
Would you go to a naked party?

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23rd March 2004

1:11am: Morbid Fruit Song
So Andrew started a band and sent me a very long improv piece they made and I made up words... here they are:

Footsteps in an empty hallway
Frost cracking window panes
Eyes frozen open, frozen shut
Wide bloody lashes

swim to me, swim to me
unpeel this pome

(okay here's my favourite part:)
Pomegranate, pomegranate, pomegranate
Dia de los Muertos
Pomegranate, pomegranate, pomegranate
Dia de los Muertos

Oh candy skull
fucking

candy

~*FIN*~

I find it silly yet still sort of deep.
So... do you think I should send him the lyrics? It IS his song, after all.
Well... I might as well continue where I left off:

dolphins swim in blotter
blotter swims in eyes
burn as we stare into the sun
shrivel into sweet fruits

turtle... round shell
be my banjo
white softshelled
mandolin

dont know why i'm falling through this
must be mental instabilities again

speak softly into a big stick
abos with didges taunt us all
with circle games they circle round
always watching

sixteen strand mobile
sixteen strand sitar
break a string
break a thread
break your lead and shit on the grass

he asked for it anyway
give him what he deserves

spiders on jon's hands
battle ants on my hands
nature's always all-consuming
eternal fire
in the olympic torch

if i take you heavenward
impale me on the taj mahal
repay me for those onion tears
i ask you once more what is a basilica?

watch it and turn to stone
why we're nothing but two plaster shells

pomegranate
pomegranate
pomegranate

Open your empty-socketed eyes.



Hmm... This didn't flow as well... I'm not too sure about the parts about aborigines and ants
Current Mood: creative
Current Music: Andrew's band- longish.mp3

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18th June 2003

2:48am: WTF n00b
In other news, the Jew and I have figured myself out simlutaneously.
What to do with this new information?
What to do?
Current Mood: confused
Current Music: Tom Petty- You Dont Know How It Feels

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1:05am: Guess which ones I added.
A song that:
+ Makes me wanna dance: Long Beach Dub All-Stars- Kablammin It
+ Makes me wanna dance mosh: Anti-flag- Fuck Police Brutality
+ Makes me happy: Afroman- Sell your Dope
+ Reminds me of a friend: Ani DiFranco - Not a Pretty Girl
+ Makes me sad: Sublime- Poolshark, above all other songs in the world.
+ Cheers me up: Sublime- Jailhouse, also #1.
+ Makes me wanna make love: Bjork- Cover Me. Or something with a didjeridu
+ Says a lot about myself: Sublime, can't you tell? What I Got. Don't Push. 40oz To Freedom. New Song. Garden Grove. Jesus, just listen to everything they've ever made but New Realization.
Maybe you don't like Sublime. In which case, I don't like you, but there's always Counting Crows' "Time & Time Again"
+ Reminds me of someone important: Oasis- Champagne Supernova
+ Reminds me of home- the Skullniks song about the concrete place we go after school... yea. Or Hometown Pride.
+ Reminds me of love & romance & all that good stuff: The Queers- Punk Rock Confidential
+ I would write: Against Me!- Y'all Don't Wanna Step to Dis ...or maybe Tom Petty- You Don't Know How It Feels
+ I wouldn't like to listen to again: anything by Heart
+ Would play in my wedding: Bob Dylan- Never Say Goodbye
+ Would play in my funeral: Rancid- Daly City Train
+ Makes my friends think of me: you tell me. I have no idea. My sister says Deadeye Dick's "New Age Girl," but it's my sister, so whatever.
+ I used to like, but now it's not that much: the Ramones, pretty much. Yea.
+ I don't admit I like: Okay... you really wanna know... Hanson's "Yearbook." Now don't go spreadin that shit around either. This is between you & me.
+ I'd do anything to listen to in a concert: NOFX- The Decline
+ Reminds me of my childhood: The Police or the Indigo Girls
+ Many people like, but I don't: Flogging Molly. I cant fucken stand em.
+ Whose lyrics I like: Ben Folds 5- Narcolepsy
+ It's better when listened on the radio: Soul music!
+ I'd like to wake up listening to: Bob Marley- 3 Little Birds
+ I like and so do my parents: Jimi Hendrix
+ It's better listened with a special someone: CSNY- Carry On. Remember its 4 part harmonies and weep.
+ Was in the soundtrack of one of my fav movies: Simon & Garfunkel- Scarborough Fair
+ Makes me think about the sun: Soul Coughing- 1st 3 songs off Irresistable Bliss
+ Makes me think about the night: DJ Superstar Keoki- Insomnia
+ Makes me think about sex: the Lords of Acid :( reminds me of very bad sex.
+ Makes me wanna be alone: Against Me!- Tonight We're Gonna Give It 35%
+ Makes me smile: Pain- Futz Said Julie
+ I like to listen to in pubs (bars, whatever): I dont... go to bars...
+ It's not my "type", but I like: SOAD- Prison Song
+ Reminds me of someone I want, but I can't have: Ani DiFranco- 2 Little Girls
+ I can sing well: I can sing... "Barbara Allen," and the Breeder's "Drivin' On"
+ I like, but its instrumental, only: Shit, I actually have one of these. Cant remember it though.
+ It wasn't released recently, but I love: I got the LP of Jefferson Airplane's "Crown of Creation." Good shit, yo.
+ I wish I had the voice of: Erykah Badu
+ I wish I had the talent of: a musician?! I dont fucken know! How bout... uh... Santana, okay sure.
+ I wish I had the story of: Camper Van Beethoven- Eye of Fatima
+ I just heard it and I think it's awesome: The Pixies- Bone Machine

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15th June 2003

2:14am: Mine isn't QUITE as kind as KT & Chelsea's
1- You talk philosophy and cartoons with me. Wish I had a brother like you
2- My best friend, always. Even though teh shit occurs we can stand anything. I love you no matter what.
3- I was so happy to get a call from you the other night. We had fun together last summer and I want this one to continue the trend.
4- We were friends, and then you were mean to me. You suck. Gimme my book back, asshole.
5- You're free. I always knew you were.
6- My good ally, you too have escaped. Don't enslave yourself.
7- I just met you. We have already made some good discoveries. I like the way you too were amazed with the carwash.
8- You! It's crazy! You understand me so fucking well, it's eerie. You can see everything, I think. Don't let your visionary nature frighten you.
9- Brownies, dude. Brownies and dreadlocks. I'm not eating after you though, you fucking nastymouth.
10- More baked goods... You're my pie buddy... I know your band will achieve awesomeness, and I hope I get to see it.
11- I haven't seen you in a long time but you were always the kindest one of us. That makes you a kind bud. Last summer you helped make one of the best days I've ever had, and if you think we aren't going to try to out-good that day, then you're just wrong.
12- You helped me when I needed it so much and I will be thankful forever that I have you as a friend.
13- I'm glad I could help you understand things. I want to know how you see the world, too.
14- The first artist I ever met and that's just awesome.
15- Our combined brain power can take over the world like a disease as we analyze it one movie at a time.
16- The things you think about me are untrue but I admire your devotion to her.
17- Eventually you will know everything.
Current Mood: scared

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28th April 2003

11:30pm: Brush with Death #3
Earlier this evening I was eating chilli... nice...
and then I choked on a corn chip and managed to gasp "....Hiemlich!" before running out of air. Yep, my mother did the ol' maneuvre and saved my life.
Hooray. I live to attend school another day.
Current Mood: wondering why I am not dead

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19th April 2003

12:35am: Dissatisfaction with my new camera
Lomography is to photography what emocore is to mainstream music.

Yeah it used to be "emocore"
Current Music: Jefferson Airplane- Wooden Ships

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6th March 2003

6:07pm: He said: "Oh yea, I was just picking up some... yeah." I heard: "ATTENTION!!!! TOKE OPPURTUNITY!!!!"
12 days sober, go me.
Tempations resisted: 1
Effort expended: Equal to that of hauling the limp body of a 19-yr old junkie down 2 flights of stairs.
How do you people do this?

I made things today to mail to everyone I know. If you think there is a possibility I could find yr address, be ready! ^_^

Trevor and I, independently of each other, both produced identical badass T-shirts. He's learning Jailhouse for me. We are actively getting prepared for Spring Break.
Speaking of which, when the hell is it?
Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: You Spin Me Right Round Dance Remix (I CANT SHUT IT OFF)

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16th February 2003

3:15am: broetchen fete
Aww yeah........... ok
Current Mood: ^________________^
Current Music: no woman no cry

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12th February 2003

4:13pm: Emileh... is my new god... she actually went and called Kim Hebert a bitch on the interweb... I feel so loved ^<+++>^ <~~~ Big grin
Current Mood: loved
Current Music: The Beatles- Oh! Darling

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9th February 2003

2:38am: What song starts out with a guy saying "Well Frank, looks like it's going to be another one of those long, hard ones?" It's pissing me off that I can't remember. Is it NOFX? If not why do I think it is?

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1st February 2003

11:44pm:

See which Greek Goddess you are.


You are orange. You are emotional. Outside, you are bitter and stubborn, inside you are hopeful, hoping someone will come save you from the bitterness of your own mind. You constantly feel the need to prove yourself, and you look up to those who can make thier dreams happen. You are broken, but not beyond repair like maroon.

What inner color are you?

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I hate orange
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12:25pm: yep... I'm sick... sore throat... hurty ears... swelled thingies in the throat... feeling like shit...

TheGreatBadfish: for some reason i like oatmeal alot now
TheGreatBadfish: its fuckin bad ass
TotallyBoatless: i can only eat oatmeal now

Auto response from BigFizzIsMyGod: you like ice cream you will eat ice cream

TotallyBoatless: that never even occurred to me... but yr right

I didn't feel too bad last night, my throat hurt a little, so I was going to go to a club with Chris... which club? when? how? I have no idea, I fell asleep and missed his call and stuff. Hmm.
Goddammit some people died on a space shuttle... my god... CNN says they were just starting to think about sending teachers into space again, starting with Christa McCuller's understudy this year. But no. I think it's a sign. Stupid CNN people. They see 5 distinct pieces of shuttle but there are obviously 7.
There's nothing on TV now but space shuttle... someone please get online and talk with me... I can't speak so telephoning someone would be retarded. However I can make a painful groan on two keys at once, like one of those Tibetan throat singers.
I'm going to go write a letter to Connie Chung now. At least ~she~ still loves me.
Current Mood: sick
Current Music: only my cries of pain....

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31st January 2003

9:19pm: AND WE HAVE IGNITION
...wait... no we don't... Chung can't speak English
Current Mood: aggravated
Current Music: sublime- badfish

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6:20pm: Hmm... I was going to send Tim a postcard... I was like I bet he's having mad fun whereever he is. But it turns out that wherever he is sucks. Ass. Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmmmmmmm. I always thought it was awful here, but more and more people keep leaving and wanting to return. I guess I do kind of like it here... even though it's too fucken cold.... I got a thing from the College of the Atlantic, a hippie humanities based college in Michigan. I saw the picture of the snow on the ground and realised that if I can barely make it through a winter here, how would I live in New England? That's too bad... it looks like such an incredible school... all perfect and stuff... except for that.
Seth's gone til March 13. I hope he convinces his parents I'm non-threatening before then.
Goddammit, today I was going to put together my moon shrine in art class, but somebody stole my wood. That wood had been cut to size, sanded and marked perfectly. It was going to be the base. How can I make a shrine without a base? Phil needs to keep a better eye on his classes. He just leaves every day and plays on the interweb in the TOR. Fucking Brit. Goddamn.
While I'm talking so much about school, I went to a career thing yesterday to prepare me for real life. It did not work. However I did discover that many teenagers truly believe that they will be able to have Lamborghinis and shit once they get out of school. I was like, "riding the bus: $20/ a month." I also managed to have a conversation with Mickey Gray without spitting on him or anything. It was a statement response, statement response THE END kind of thing. But still. Saw many people there who I haven't seen since 4th grade: Jenny Jones, who shared my cubby in 3rd grade and said "Sex" one time, Jennifer Reed, who was completely unremarkable, Alex Clary, who I beat up and forced to eat dirt when we were 8 yrs old, and some people who seemed to know me but I didn't recognize.
I think I'm getting sick.
Dinnertime.... mm, sushi ^_^
Current Mood: blah
Current Music: (music in my head) Judy Bats- She's Sad She Said

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21st January 2003

9:05pm:
My personality is rated 27.
What is yours?


Your score is
27/50
what does that mean?
Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest...Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is ever broken.

Well maybe not too cautious, sensible, etc

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9:02pm: Everything's alright, everything's fine, & I think I shall sleep well tonight...
Let the world turn without me tonight.

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20th January 2003

4:23pm: R.I.P. Joey 1999-2003
Oh no... the Trash Heap of Eden that was our kingdom... destroyed. Mercilessly destroyed. Gone, all gone... It has all been thrown away... the sofa mouse colony, the nasty-ass bed, the desk and its awesome amphetamine-induced shelves, the loving pair of stolen chairs and their little baby chair, the lonely mutilated Wall Duck, the giant sign we can't read, the photograph of Nic Crowson's family, the stereo, my CD's-- ALL OF MY FUCKING CDs, my pretty souvenir necklace I could never get out from under the sofa, the Panama Red seeds we also couldn't retrieve, the knives, the giant hiltless sword, the boxes of skateboard trucks, the remains of shattered decks, the signs we could read, MY record player that was MINE, the chicken sauce stash, my socks, the hundreds of non-drowsy ccc's dumped behind the sofa, the Duck of God, Amy's watch, the Magical Mystery Marker Set.... and
TotallyBoatless: OH MY GOD!!!

Auto response from BigFizzIsMyGod: our kingdoms in ruins, our empire's shattered. when i come back, we WILL rebuild.

TotallyBoatless: SLY!!!
TotallyBoatless: you're right... rebuild... rebuild... but where to find another copy of Sly?!?!

Luckily I've been saving up shit in my shower for weeks. Finally, the inflatable Cartman will have a home.
Current Mood: horrified

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18th January 2003

3:08pm: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAWN!
Oh my god, party tonight... in... Plaquemine! Ta-DA!

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15th January 2003

12:24pm: The Most Disturbing Picture in the World
title or description

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3rd January 2003

11:23pm: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
blindless: If you wanted to write to Seth perhaps your letter would be delivered.I think they censor all mail and monitor even telephone calls.But for good or bad he is there for the remainder of a 90 day program that keeps him in a grey building on the third floor.But you could snail mail him at De paul's Hospital,Lancaster three adolescent unit and his councelor there is named Jane.I hope you are doing good and Happy New Year.I am sure that Seth has the right stuff to rise above the cheezy drugs that he was doing to such a deadly degree.He's doing better and I think he will pry themonkey off his back God willing.

Auto response from TotallyBoatless: cheeky munkies on the discovery channel

blindless: I was just so glad the rabbit didn't die
TotallyBoatless: what rabbit?
TotallyBoatless: who is this?
TotallyBoatless: what?
blindless: super crap to an atheist like Seth
TotallyBoatless: what the hell
TotallyBoatless: harlan?
TotallyBoatless: or seth's mom?
blindless: Bonnie?
TotallyBoatless: yes?
blindless: How are u?
TotallyBoatless: who is this?
blindless: PEACE

blindless: brb
TotallyBoatless: WHO IS YOU
blindless signed off at 11:22:36 PM.
Current Mood: confused

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14th December 2002

11:07pm: I fucking hate winter and I hate fucking Christmas even more. I will track down fucking Santa Claus and mutilate and kill him
Then I will move on to Glenn

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9:47pm: The saddest conversation I've ever had
TotallyBoatless: i love you

Auto response from MoNkEy1st: /connect games.vvm.com:27961
Current Mood: sad

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27th November 2002

9:42pm: Stoned chats that I don't actually remember having
TotallyBoatless: who are you? how do i know your name?
RunB O B02: tell me what you think about, http://192.168.1.100:8180
TotallyBoatless: i think it's a link
TotallyBoatless: and you are indullging in shameless self-pronotion!
TotallyBoatless: That's what I think!
TotallyBoatless: BANDWIDTH SANDWICHES!
TotallyBoatless: are you a friend of bob's?
TotallyBoatless: nullified?


Omkar Namjoshi: hey, who's this?
TotallyBoatless: I KNOW WE+HERE OMAKAR LIVES!
Omkar Namjoshi: so he does...
Omkar Namjoshi: so who are you?
TotallyBoatless: where?
TotallyBoatless: i don't know
Omkar Namjoshi: who?
Omkar Namjoshi: what?
TotallyBoatless: snoop doesnt have to recognise his own bwowowow?
TotallyBoatless: damn he was so hot... KAC
TotallyBoatless: no not really
TotallyBoatless: not really, you know...
TotallyBoatless: just kidding!
Omkar Namjoshi: are you british?
TotallyBoatless: sorry
TotallyBoatless: one time my people were from wales
TotallyBoatless: but... yeah some from england
Omkar Namjoshi: really?
TotallyBoatless: yes
TotallyBoatless: really really really
TotallyBoatless: Wirklich?
TotallyBoatless: Wirklic wirklich!
Omkar Namjoshi: Wirkliccchhhh
TotallyBoatless: Ahh, ja danke!!!
Omkar Namjoshi: german too?
Omkar Namjoshi: ooh...such a protean character
TotallyBoatless: Yes
TotallyBoatless: I get it from the tofu
Omkar Namjoshi: any other languages?
TotallyBoatless: i'm sorry, it turns out you're really you
TotallyBoatless: ....chotto
Omkar Namjoshi: yes it is really me
TotallyBoatless: okay
TotallyBoatless: cool, guy
Omkar Namjoshi: so who are you?
Omkar Namjoshi: and who did you think i was?
TotallyBoatless: mickey
TotallyBoatless: impersonating you
Omkar Namjoshi: yes
Omkar Namjoshi: about that muff diving
Omkar Namjoshi: never mind
Omkar Namjoshi: gtg
Omkar Namjoshi: later
Omkar Namjoshi signed off at 9:33:21 PM.


luce sui nevai: hey
luce sui nevai: are you bothering omkar?
TotallyBoatless: no
luce sui nevai: and why?
luce sui nevai: and what are you saying?
TotallyBoatless: i
TotallyBoatless: i'm sorry
luce sui nevai: why is he wondering who you are?
luce sui nevai: I don't mind in the least
luce sui nevai: and who are you?
TotallyBoatless: ahah, but it is me, your cookie-making companion
TotallyBoatless: well i thought he was an omkar impersonator
luce sui nevai: anna, right?
TotallyBoatless: namely Mickolas Grey
luce sui nevai: really? what?
TotallyBoatless: but it turns out he's the real thing
luce sui nevai: or, more appropriately, really, wot?
TotallyBoatless: so i guess he can carry on
luce sui nevai: yes, he's the real thing
TotallyBoatless: okay
TotallyBoatless: what does luce sui nevai mean?
luce sui nevai: and you must make yourself clearer; I'm filling out college applications and am not very lucid at the moment
luce sui nevai: ah
luce sui nevai: light over snow
luce sui nevai: it's atoshi, did you figure?
TotallyBoatless: why?
TotallyBoatless: well yes
TotallyBoatless: i know
luce sui nevai: okay
luce sui nevai: wait
TotallyBoatless: because
TotallyBoatless: what
luce sui nevai: who the hell is this?
TotallyBoatless: it's me!
luce sui nevai: okay, not jenny then
TotallyBoatless: but i changed my name yesterday...
TotallyBoatless: so you'll never figure out who i am
luce sui nevai: well, you're not jenny
TotallyBoatless: i am hidden behind my aliases like someone hiding behind a bunch of names
TotallyBoatless: which in this case means aliases
luce sui nevai: since, after all, that is what you are
luce sui nevai: anna, then
TotallyBoatless: no, it's bonnie
luce sui nevai: bonnie?
luce sui nevai: aha
TotallyBoatless: but my stepfather's named lonnie
luce sui nevai: nice to recognize you
TotallyBoatless: so it gets really confusing, so from now on it's Albonie
luce sui nevai: go a step farther and call yourself nyc
TotallyBoatless: just so you know
luce sui nevai: all right
TotallyBoatless: hey that's mean
luce sui nevai: mean?
TotallyBoatless: Tell all your friends! Invite your family!
luce sui nevai: to what?
TotallyBoatless: i was thinking of some kind of name-calling tent sale
TotallyBoatless: but it wasn't serious.... nevermind
luce sui nevai: but nyc would be a very logical name
luce sui nevai: it wouldn't be mean at all
luce sui nevai: it would be a wonderful subtle commemoration of 11.9
TotallyBoatless: but then how would i get my name in potpourri?
luce sui nevai: you would sign your things "nyc"
luce sui nevai: and only a few of us would get it
TotallyBoatless: oh okay.
luce sui nevai: or you could always sign "totally boatless"
TotallyBoatless: but nobody gets it!
TotallyBoatless: why haven't they seen it?
luce sui nevai: jen and I
luce sui nevai: and craig, once I tell him
luce sui nevai: and anna
luce sui nevai: and, um.
luce sui nevai: you.
TotallyBoatless: yeah.
TotallyBoatless: I know.
luce sui nevai: we should have an assembly
TotallyBoatless: definately
luce sui nevai: sadly, many definite things do not come to pass
TotallyBoatless: and then we will hijack the radio station and make it play JCS eight days a week
luce sui nevai: sure
luce sui nevai: that works
luce sui nevai: can we have other things on there, though?
luce sui nevai: at least phantom
TotallyBoatless: well... okay
TotallyBoatless: but not Cats!
TotallyBoatless: No Cats!
luce sui nevai: no
luce sui nevai: never cats
TotallyBoatless: EVARRRRRRR!!!! o.0
luce sui nevai: same to you...
luce sui nevai: leaving now, bye
luce sui nevai signed off at 9:51:08 PM.


TotallyBoatless: hey dunia
TotallyBoatless: what up, G?
anglbaby014: hi dear
anglbaby014: not much wodee
anglbaby014: who's this?
TotallyBoatless: wanna be a big baller, shot caller, 40 inch rims on your impala?
TotallyBoatless: I can make you a STAR
anglbaby014: weeeeeee
TotallyBoatless: i like that part too
anglbaby014: we may be soul mates then
TotallyBoatless: i want ur ass
TotallyBoatless: so bad
TotallyBoatless: and badly
TotallyBoatless: that wasn;t me!!!!
TotallyBoatless: it was4 20
TotallyBoatless: harlan
TotallyBoatless: hahahahahaha
TotallyBoatless: i apogolise
anglbaby014: whats barbara have to do with this?
TotallyBoatless: fuyvcj
TotallyBoatless: fuckn k=
TotallyBoatless: \]
TotallyBoatless: erlp[jorkl
TotallyBoatless: OLPJUEW
TotallyBoatless: "POJP;GH
anglbaby014: quit fighting over the keyboard.
TotallyBoatless: I'M SORRY
TotallyBoatless: JOINT
TotallyBoatless: i'm really sorry
TotallyBoatless: too bad harlans a twelve YEAR OLD GIRRRRRRRRL!
TotallyBoatless: no really
TotallyBoatless: i apologise for all of my offensive comments over the past thirty years, Lou
TotallyBoatless: And I'd like to make it up to you with an expensive dinner and the tastiest damn place around!
TotallyBoatless: Whaddaya say, SPORT?
anglbaby014: you're scaring me
anglbaby014: go away.
TotallyBoatless: okay
TotallyBoatless: i'm sorry
TotallyBoatless: but snoop dogg's rotating head is at least sixteen times scarier
anglbaby014: hmm..... thats not a pretty image
TotallyBoatless: yes i know
TotallyBoatless: he can also pull his arms up over his head, backwards
TotallyBoatless: don't you think it's odd that his son doesn't recognise him?
anglbaby014: maybe its not his son
anglbaby014: bonnie?
TotallyBoatless: no, lil bowwow
TotallyBoatless: sorry, i wandered off and got ice cream
anglbaby014: thats ok
anglbaby014: why would you leave me without a goodbye?
anglbaby014: howd you get my screenname?
anglbaby014: <--not upset, just curious
TotallyBoatless: i don't know
anglbaby014: yes you do
TotallyBoatless: so when i reorganised my buddy list, i put all the ones whose identity i dodn't know and put them in one big subgroup and decied that someday i would find out who they are
TotallyBoatless: but it hasnt happened
TotallyBoatless: they just lie there, coinsuming valuable space i could have stored mp3s in
anglbaby014: then howd you know my NAME?
TotallyBoatless: I DON'T KNOW!!!
TotallyBoatless: it's scary
anglbaby014: YES YOU DO!!!!!!
TotallyBoatless: oh wait you're dunia
anglbaby014: you addressed me by Name, correctly
TotallyBoatless: sorry, i;m a dumbass
anglbaby014: yes DUH
TotallyBoatless: okay, see you later
TotallyBoatless: cool
anglbaby014: well you're not a dumbass im sure
anglbaby014: WAIT A SECOND
anglbaby014: howd you know my NJame?
TotallyBoatless: WHAT
TotallyBoatless: I DON'T KNOW!!!
TotallyBoatless: leave me alone!
anglbaby014: YOU HAVE TO KNOW
anglbaby014: UGH!!!
TotallyBoatless: whyare you bothering me?
anglbaby014: Fine, Bonnie.
anglbaby014: YOU IMED ME FIRST.
TotallyBoatless: oh sorry
anglbaby014: and addressed me by Name
TotallyBoatless: well yeah, i remembered who you were
anglbaby014: but whered you get ti from, period?
TotallyBoatless: no idea
anglbaby014: great
TotallyBoatless: that probably why i thought i didn't know you
anglbaby014: i see
TotallyBoatless: so are you making turkey tomorrow?
anglbaby014: no
anglbaby014: we're making ribs
TotallyBoatless: me neither!
TotallyBoatless: oh.
anglbaby014: turkey's overrated.
TotallyBoatless: we're making curry and pumpkin pies
TotallyBoatless: we;re vegetarian
TotallyBoatless: 420
anglbaby014: you keep saying that WHY?!
TotallyBoatless: sorry, that's an imbecile that wandered in off the street!
anglbaby014: its no where near 4.20
TotallyBoatless: i can't make him leave
anglbaby014: uh huuuuh
TotallyBoatless: wait he's going out side
TotallyBoatless: it's safe now
TotallyBoatless: but now he's coming back!!!!
TotallyBoatless: he's coming back!!!
TotallyBoatless: be careful!!!!!
TotallyBoatless: 86369
TotallyBoatless: 69
anglbaby014: he's going to rape you, bonnie
TotallyBoatless: yes
TotallyBoatless: pot
TotallyBoatless: cv xes420
TotallyBoatless: qaswqer
TotallyBoatless: ljv
TotallyBoatless: \ gjgm56tayht7ye '9
TotallyBoatless: jew
TotallyBoatless: jews
TotallyBoatless: i'm sorry
TotallyBoatless: that's my friend's retarded little brother
TotallyBoatless: when they hook him up to tyhe iv he'll go away
anglbaby014: ...
TotallyBoatless: no not really, it's just seth being a fifteen year old boy
TotallyBoatless: he thinks with his... nothing
TotallyBoatless: he doesn't think
TotallyBoatless: he only types
anglbaby014: hmph.
TotallyBoatless: well it's true
anglbaby014: night.
TotallyBoatless: okay
TotallyBoatless: have a nice thanksgiving
anglbaby014 signed off at 10:04:25 PM.

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