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Please send all love letters and well concealed cash to:

Laura Bingle
89 Grattan Street 
Apartment 1R
Brooklyn NY 11237

I hate packing.

Current Mood:
annoyed annoyed
Current Music:
buzzcocks
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New tattoo
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I ended up going to Motley Crue last night.
And yes, the above man is still the hottest man alive... god.

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You Are 50% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!


Your Birthdate: December 31

Your birthday suggests that you are a good organizer and manager, an energetic and dependable worker; attributes often showing success in the business world.

Serious and sincere, you have the patience and determination necessary to accomplish a great deal.

Your approach can be original, but often rigid and stubborn.

Sensitivity may be present, but feeling are likely to be repressed.

You are good with detail and insist on accuracy, but at times scatter energies.

You're a practical thinker, but not without imagination.

You love travel and don't like to live alone.

You should probably marry early, for responsibility is necessary for your stability.

In a Past Life...

You Were: A Kind Astrologer.

Where You Lived: Peru.

How You Died: The Plague.

Your Daddy Is Bill o'Reilly


What You Call Him: Daddy-o
Why You Love Him: He knows best

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Dear Wayne Brady-
If I see your 5/3 Bank commercial where you sing that "Low low low" song one more time I'm going to stick a Bic pen through my eye.
Thanks!
Hugs and Kisses,
Laura A. Bingle
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ATTENTION SUE
fateyelashes: oh did i tell you about the new band that your in..
fateyelashes: ?
Bing4056: uhhh what about vintage condom... or is this a side project
fateyelashes: this is a side project.
fateyelashes: its called "bedazzle my ass"
fateyelashes: sue's in it too
Bing4056: alright well just send me the keytar parts and i'll start practicing
fateyelashes: yeah.
fateyelashes: and were going to only wear bedazzled underwear on stage.
fateyelashes: and masks so no one knows who we are
Bing4056: can i make a bedazzald vest
fateyelashes: its going to rock
fateyelashes: yes.
Bing4056: but just the vest
fateyelashes: thats great
Bing4056: it's gonna be denim
Bing4056: so my tittys are EVERYWHERE
fateyelashes: good i'll make denim underwhere
fateyelashes: so my ass is bedazzled.
Bing4056: can we do a cover of that pussycat dolls song... that "don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me" or whatever
fateyelashes: oh god yes
Bing4056: and i'll start working out the dance moves
Bing4056: omg i just got an image in my head of sue lip synching to that song
fateyelashes: good. i need to learn them as soon as i get home.

Bing4056: now i have that don't cha song in my head
Bing4056: and images of sue
Bing4056: singing it, and dancing
fateyelashes: good. keep them there.

fateyelashes: i like it.
fateyelashes: write about it on live journal.
fateyelashes: see if sue comments about it in hers from reading yours
Bing4056: oh they are now filed in there permanantly

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This day is off to a great start. I just spent an hour or so plunging the toilet. It also overflowed, because I'm an idiot, so I had to clean up poop water. I got poop water on my feet. The poop water also leaked into the basement onto my dad's computer.
I've also been fighting with Mike since last night.
I had my meeting with my co-op advisor yesterday. It went well. I came home, and took a nap, which was only supposed to last until 7 or so when Tabitha and Alex were going to come and pick me up. I didn't wake up until 1 a.m. Tabitha and Alex most likey hate me.
Right now, I just want to take a shower, smoke a cigarette, and go to Meijer.
Maybe Kohl's.
Maybe Hobby Lobby.
I don't want to talk to my boyfriend. He bothers me.
I told him a lot of mean things.... such as "I hope you kill yourself," "I hate you," etc.
I went to the Gap Outlet with my sister on Thursday. I bought 3 pairs of jeans. I finally found black jeans that aren't that tapered leg business, or elastic waist. They are a slight flare I suppose.
Bah.
Current Mood:
blah blah
Current Music:
Mae - Summertime
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Mitch Hedberg Died.  I'm sad.

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Ok so I went to Mike's show at Sudsy's tonight and Megan came too.  We're sitting there and she's like "Hey, doesn't that lady look like the one that works at the DAAP cafe?" pointing to a blonde woman.  We go in for a closer look and low and behold it was, and the woman recognizes us.  She is plastered and hung out with us the entire night.  She tells us about how she's on probation for sticking a loaded gun to her boyfriend's head after he dumps her for a younger woman he met at a bar.  She also poured her alcoholic beverage into my bottle of Mountain Dew.  She gave us motivational speeches.  It was amazing. 
I have a Polariod of us with her which I will scan and promptly post. In other very sad news:


RIP JOHN DELOREAN

Someday I will be able to afford one of the wonderful cars you made before you got busted for cocaine.

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LOOK OUT!
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bing is a radioactive squirrel!!

Username:

From Go-Quiz.com
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weird.
I was supposed to get together with [info]sundaeforone this afternoon but I don't want to anymore. I'm so tired of seeing the same people.

Oh and [info]animeotaku0321 said they wanted to go to the movies but they didn't show up :-(.

Hey and know what? I don't know why [info]stickopotamus went all psycho over me and xbecker513x having a little fun.

And also everybody has asked why I'm leaving the trekkie fandom but the answer is simple: Some of you know who you are and why I'm leaving FOREVAR.

This entry automatically generated by the LJ Drama Generator!

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The fact that Jay won Project Runway makes me super happy.
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You Belong in 1968



1968


If you scored...

1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!

1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.

1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!

1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.

1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good!

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I need new music. It's sad when you have over a thousand songs on your MP3 player but you can't bring yourself to even listen to it in your car, instead you opt for WEBN (I apologize to anyone who enjoys hearing Breaking Benjamin and Papa Roach over and over again).
I'm starting to really get into my mom's music, which isn't bad because she has decent tastes (The Thrills, Graham Parsons, etc).
They other day she was really excited to tell me that she knows how to put music on her Ipod herself now. It was cute.
Tommorow's plans include a fun filled textiles test, sewing up a bodice BEFORE patternmaking to get on top my game, and making a flyer for Mike's upcoming show (Feb. 11th, Never on Sunday's).
Had a fashion history test today..... not sure how I feel about it. It's weird because I love textiles, and I love fashion history but I'm not a huge fan of the classes.
Wednesday I'm taking band pictures, and I'm doing the same on Friday at Newport on the Levee. I think they also want me to take some shots at PRC (Pleasant Ridge Chili). Sounds like too many for me. It's not like hardcore bands are creative when it comes to pictures or anything, they just stand there with their arms crossed trying to look tuff as nails the whole time. Whatever.
Current Mood:
blah blah
Current Music:
Head Automatica
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You Are 27 Years Old



27


Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

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Your Candy Heart Is "BE MINE"


You've got your eye on someone, that's for sure

And you're hoping for a little spark to erupt

Make it happen on Valentine's day by going from friendly to flirty

Or if you're shy, at least play Secret Admirer




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