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24 Years of Existence [Mar. 5th, 2008|08:48 am]
Happy Birthday to Me!!



I feel like climbing on a hill and screaming out of silly exuberance. Life has been so good. And every day comes with another amazing experience.

Thank you to everything and everyone.
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Bzzt Bzzt [Dec. 10th, 2007|12:15 pm]
This morning I got up and had paella rice and rum cake for breakfast. It has continued to be an exceptional string of hours. But about the last few days...

Just last night I was on a RORO, being tossed around mercilessly by the shark-infested waters of Batangas. Just before that, I was in a cramped van that had on its roof several sacks of tomatoes and a balancing dog.

On my way in (the day before), the waters were so choppy that there was a constant chorus of lurching and gagging, and the ferry attendants were passing out little black plastic bags to puke in. I haven't surpassed my vomit-phobia, but anyhow, the thought of going under and having a perfect excuse for all my obligations (my laptop perished, I am going through shock of being shipwrecked and etc.) was particularly appealing and thus not frightening.

Important stuff. Just last week I was in Camiguin for the second time in three years. This one surpassed all, actually. New places, new faces, new stories.

We had this high point of climbing Mt. Hibok-Hibok, thinking it would be a 4-hour walk in the park. Actually, I'm glad I didn't die, is the best sentence I can put forth. It was incredibly steep, slippery, torturous. We were rewarded with a view of unending amounts of fog and mist (and pitcher plants, thus, I'm still grateful).

Our guide, Darwin, who is possibly the worst guide ever and might have been a pastry chef masquerading as a mountaineer. But the company was great. I got some kind of arthritis from the cold and the gripping wind, which was soothed by the hot springs at the end of the trail.

But we ended that night well by eating in an Italian restaurant called Paradiso. Why is Italian food comfort food to the whole world anyway? It is pretty good Italian for a small island with no discernable Italians (except for the guy behind the counter).

Of course, we stayed at Enigmata, the same place we bunked at the last time. Rowena was still there. Vegetable curry mmm... I probably clock in 10 pounds heavier now.

Okay I have to get back to what I'm doing now. Re-enacted budget FFFFFFF
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Take Your Money Out Of Banco De Oro [Nov. 28th, 2007|04:33 pm]
Banco de Oro is the most inefficient, and shady bank in the world.

I am glad to enumerate the reasons why:
  • They do not find you solutions. They are the most un-customer-oriented bank in the world. In the middle of a crisis they will tell you that their internal convoluted Nazi policies cannot allow you to use your money as you please.
  • They find ways to keep your money in their bank against your will. They did this to us-- twice! They did not inform us of money received (more than a million pesos at each time), even as we had just gotten off the phone with them as it came in. This earns them money. They are irresponsible. I want to roast their babies.
  • They are rude. The manager (I assume) of our branch retorted to me once "Kasi biglang gusto nyo na kunin yung pera kasi kakarating lang." when it is apparently all of my business and none of hers when and how I will use the money. Like WTF.

Bankers in general have been really nice to me. Not the ones from BDO, though. I know former employees and they can confirm that it is a shithole, it treats its people like absolute garbage, and it has an awful system.

Banco de Oro, we hate you! We're closing our account and burning you down!
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Appendix Useful After All [Oct. 27th, 2007|11:27 am]
After years of being maligned as a useless exploding small organ, the appendix is actually found to have a function in healthy digestion: producing good bacteria for our gut, according to an article on CNN.

Apparently, it "acts like a bacteria factory, cultivating good germs", says a Duke surgery professor.

Rumors of the organ being superfluous surfaced around the 30's when probiotic drink manufacturer Yakult, in a visioning exercise, sought to replace every appendix with a daily bottle of its product.
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Sentro x 2 and 1 1/4 Spanish Films [Oct. 7th, 2007|03:30 pm]
Yesterday, we picked some handsome large logs up off the street.

Then we decided to check out the Spanish Film Festival in Greenbelt, with movies for Php65 a pop. So the ticket stubs had the usual Timezone promo-- we looked for shooting game Time Crisis, to no avail, so we decided to have dinner. The tickets, magically, also contained some "Free Corned Beef Sinigang at Sentro for Every 2 Tickets" stubs, and we used those.

I haven't eaten in Sentro in about 3 years, so I got right at it. I got the bottomless sago't gulaman (made with panocha) for Php90. I also had some sitaw in coconut milk, veganized, without the pork. This was Php140 I think. Anyhow, Rob had the free sinigang, which was a generous serving with corned beef (real corned beef, not Purefoods or Campo Carne), usually worth Php340. It was pretty fancy.

The film Ciudad en celo started skipping after 20 minutes, and then it started pausing, which was quite a pity, because it was starting to get funny. So, they played the movie from the start and it messed itself up again. Being Pinoys, many began laughing and whistling and making funny comments. They were laughing at the guy from Instituto Cervantes when he panicked and ran outside to get another player. They were laughing when the actor's lines were "remixed" and skipping. Nobody was angry, so that made it alright. We ended up going for the door and getting our refund. (Pirated DVD!! Hah.)

With the refund, we bought tickets to the 9:00 PM film. Again we got the Sinigang Stubs, and again we were at Sentro, for Dinner Round Two. It was pretty funny that we were there, because the same people were serving us. We got Krissy and her friends, "those two girls over there", to join us so we shouldn't look like total pigs. This time I ordered the sago again, as well as Soy Noodles with insane amounts of mushrooms, for Php170. It was pretty damn good. Actually, I got pressured by the waiter to order something else aside from the freebie. Obviously, we were only after the freebie, and he knew it. Rob was gonna have it wrapped up cause he liked it. But all ends well with good food.



The film, AzulOscuroCasiNegro was good. It had brothers screwing their brothers' girlfriends, like the first and aborted film. But it was much more. It was well-written with a unique story and lots of funny parts. We were waiting for the dad to die, like the synopsis said, but he never did.

We decided to head home and talk each other's heads off about the movie and our interpretations and the like. So... see some Spanish films, they run til the 14th; eat in Sentro, they have good food.
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More Chicken Stuff [Oct. 4th, 2007|04:15 pm]
The chickens have no names yet. It's very exciting. It's like having babies in the house-- except, we've never had one in the house so I really can't say, and they're not babies, and they're not exactly in our house. But, it's terribly exciting.

They like to lie on the ground when it's sunny. Sometimes one drapes its neck over the other's. It's quite sweet!



Here they are looking pranny:



And here they are eating bugs and other living small things:

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Rain, Chickens, Baby Butiki!!! [Oct. 2nd, 2007|04:56 pm]
First of all, what the fuck is up with the weather, huh? It's been pouring the past few days. Evenings and mornings have been insanely cold. My plants, who might have previously been dancing joyfully at the rain with their slow, 1-millimeter-a-day movement kind of dance, are now waterlogged. Serioso, let up already! I'm so white and I need a tan. We miss the sun :)

This cold weather makes me reconsider my decision to spend Christmas in the States again.

(When you think of trips out, you tend to sift selectively through the memories, leaving out the inconveniences. I think Europe I think yay, leisure, sun, artisan food, adventure, hurray! I think, what a fucking riot it was sleeping on that beach in Santander-- but I don't exactly dwell on when the cold gripped me and seeped through my every pore and inhabited my bones, and how comfortable are you when something as alien as the dry northern wind lives beneath your blood and freezes it over?? I think the States and I think family, concerts, art.)

On a brighter note, we now have two native white chickens on our property. My dad's employee Pidel gave them to him, raised them from chicks. Certainly a new addition to our garden, which really needs some fowl to get it going and to balance it out and eat insects. Their arrival put everyone in good spirits, my brother and I are forever poking our heads through the side door throughout the day to see where they are and what they are doing.

Supposedly temporarily-- but I'm guessing permanently-- my dad is putting them in the aviary outside my room, where they've already scratched the whole ground up and overturned every rock. He said that soon the male will begin to crow. I can't wait, as my cellphone alarm clock has lost all effectiveness in waking me.

Baby lizard found on dashboard! Cute! Eventually released it onto a tree:

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Paris Match: Director Martin Arnaldo megs Penelope Cruz [Sep. 27th, 2007|03:38 am]
This article is from Adobo Magazine. It's about my cousin Martin. Yeah, he's bananas!


Paris Match: Director Martin Arnaldo megs Penelope Cruz

LOCAL NEWS


It’s not everyday that a Filipino director gets to work with a Hollywood celebrity. Oh, there have been dabblings with actors before: from Steven Seagal to Zhang Ziyi, with Jet Li currently being the most prominent. But certainly none with the same caliber as Academy Award best actress nominee Penelope Cruz.

“The whole thing happened very quickly, really,” recalls Martin Arnaldo. “When I was in Paris a few months ago, I was called in by the general manager of the Premiere Heure group. After the meeting he wanted me to meet François Delage, the executive creative director of McCann Erickson Paris.

“The second meeting happened a month later. About two hours after that meeting, my producer gets a call. She then asks me, ‘Do you want to work with Penelope Cruz?’ I immediately said yes, of course.”

Within the next few weeks, Arnaldo met with the Paris-based client who signed the beautiful Spanish actress, and with the agency. However, the shoot wasn’t yet quite a sure thing, as the top secret project was bidded out to some of the world’s top directors, including director-cinematographer Pascal Lebègue, known for shooting many of Madonna’s music videos as well as Cruz’s previous commercial. Intimidating competition indeed. To aid his chances, Nose, a label of Première Heure, provided Arnaldo with an art department to help him prepare.

But the real deal clincher was his talent.

“I think it was the Asian approach that got me the project,” offers Arnaldo. “We’ve been doing hair and beauty in a completely different way, and, slowly, that approach has been getting into Europe. So when my reel popped up, it made sense to call me. I am both French and Asian.”

As McCann Erickson Paris handles every thematic ad in the world for this particular client, they generally fly the team to where the star is located. “Barcelona was their initial location of choice as Cruz was there shooting Woody Allen’s latest flick,” Arnaldo recounts.

“But then it was moved to Paris. Still, I wanted to meet her personally before the shoot. But when I got to her hotel suite at the Plaza Athénée, there were already three clients, two agency people, her stylist, her two managers …all those people.

“She was difficult to approach and a bit cold, but when I talked about an Asian touch in the film, her face really opened up. It felt like she was discovering a new territory.”

Arnaldo only had ten hours to shoot the 20-seconder spot. But for that amount of time, he also had to allot three hours just for the hair, make-up and wardrobe. Quite the challenge, considering that European salaries for production people are higher, which translates to less people on the project. Even so, all concerns were forgotten once the actual grind started.

“She’s a tough cookie,” remembers the director. “She really knows what she wants. If she doesn’t like something, you’ll feel it. Everybody was aware of that and so there was some electricity in the air. But when the camera started to roll, she would give so much. She projected tremendously. I have to say, every first take was incredible. I took no more than four takes. Actually, the three extra takes were more for the benefit of the agency and client, only because they expected it. And we still wrapped up fifteen minutes early.”

Arnaldo adds. “The agency was very happy. In Paris, it’s not uncommon for close friends regardless of gender to kiss you on both cheeks as a sign of deep friendship. Of course, you wouldn’t do that with, say, someone you just started working with. But when we wrapped up, the agency people came up to me and kissed me and thanked me.”
Quite the moment suprême, n’est-ce pas?

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Cheap Plastic= Ugly Cities [Sep. 17th, 2007|03:04 pm]
Recently Rob and I were lazing around and discussing what we think are the biggest problems these days, just mapping our way to benevolent world domination.

So "cheap plastic" is a major one, especially here, where they pepper the cities and households and shores like some weird disease. Kadiri! They are everywhere, because they are practically free.



Really, I know people are sort of ashamed at this point to be carrying around bayongs and baskets and reusable bags. But in all objectivity, don't they have way more craftsmanship than these ugly, thin, cheap, shiny testicles dangling from your hands, made all the more pathetic by their inevitable fate? (I know, I know, anything can be beautiful, like that swirling thing in American Beauty, but when the irony wears out, it's just another supot.)

So yes, we all know they're an environmental problem, but the fact is, they also make the world so fugly. Who hasn't had a beach vista marred by a clump of plastic bags filled with even more plastic bags, like Boy Bawang wrappers, smiling Creamsilk girls, etc? Blight!!! Pangit. The bottom line is, they are not such a smart thing to have in your economy.

Fact: There is no way to "get rid" of them but to burn them, in which they are still actually there, in the form of toxic vapors. So really, unless you can recycle them (which you really can't, for most supots), you're creating something that will inevitably end up festering (or refusing to fester) in some landfill or ocean. Does this make sense? How is it even legal to make them?

Suggestion: Everytime you see a plastic thing around, especially a branded one, collect it. Once it you fill a sack, send it back to the company that made it. Get your friends to do this until the corporation has no more space to do any real work. Put them in gift boxes, product delivery boxes, anything to get them past the company security guard. Under the Clean Air Act, they can't burn the stuff. So there! The problem is now real to you, Mr. Designer. Use your creativity to change the way you bring products to us. Kaya mo yan. Wag kang tamad.

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monacca of Japan designs products as if "plastic had never been invented".

Bio-based plastics and fibers.

I was actually reminded of this because of the SF Plastic Bag Ban. The Ban has led to many inquiries on one of my old small business ventures, which I am resurrecting to meet demand.
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Excel Hell [Sep. 9th, 2007|08:49 pm]
(Actually, I'm using OpenOffice Calc, not Excel, cause it's way better.)

I didn't get to go with sina Cat to Saguijo last night nga. I also didn't get to lay in the hammock contemplating life under the recent sunny sun awhile ago. And it's all because

Staring at the little boxes, chipping away at some amount here and adding it there and rearranging the whole thing again, it dawned on me kanina: how anal I am about budgets and planning and etc. Little details disturb me and I try to fix them all. It's no joke. I decide it'll take me an hour to do something, and it takes me two days because I keep tweaking the format and formulas to get just the right amount of information. After two days the spreadsheet would have evolved into something relatively useful, but then there are so many other things, so many other things that need different sorts of information. Sometimes I feel manic enough to go buy a book on programming and tie everything together for once and for all.
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Random Stuff ver. 9 Sept 2007 [Sep. 9th, 2007|06:31 pm]
Tiny Showcase is a site that sells small runs of great quality (but surprisingly cheap) prints of illustrations. The goal is to "make art more accessible to the non-gallery-attending populace". One print a week. They make good presents.



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The Science of Gangsta Rap will make you nyuk-nyuk if you grew up listening to these ditties.





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The people designing the machines we live in are not ready for an urbanized world, says the Wall Street Journal. More than 1/2 of all people in the world live in cities, by the way. Another first for our generation!

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80% of Manilans would return a cellphone to its rightful owner, beating out their Asian neighbors by almost twice! (Me and Rob certainly have been statistically unlucky then). Or do we fib on surveys more? This came from Filipino muni-muni on art and other stuff blog by Canvas.
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Random Stuff ver. 7 Sept 2007 [Sep. 7th, 2007|08:50 pm]
Carsten Höller's Upside Down Mushroom Room.



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Disused Mines as Subterranean Observatories for Supernovas at Pruned (yes, that is a real photo).



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Ten videos that can change your organization.

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Astronomers have traced the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

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Oh, the absurdity! China bans Tibetan Buddhist reincarnation without prior permission.
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I Control The News With My Mind [Aug. 31st, 2007|01:14 am]
1. I've really been fiending for some tempeh these past few months. One night last week, I got so desperate that I started trying to figure out how to make my own, trying to find a local source for the culture you need to ferment the soy beans. The next day, Reggie Aspiras wrote in the Inquirer about the first evar available tempeh in the Philippines!

2. I was just this morning thinking about how taxi cabs in Manila should really start issuing receipts because I always have a beets of a time reimbursing travel expenses. Lo and behold, a guy passes in front of me. He is reading the tabloid Tonite and it says "Resibo sa taxi aprub" in big bold letters.

Coincidence? I think not. You people are lucky I'm not thinking death and destruction all the time.

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Overheard at PowerBooks:

"Meron kayong Bourne Supremacy? Yung nagsulat si Jude Law. Nandun yung letrato nya sa cover. Naka-glasses sya."
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Petra Pan [Aug. 22nd, 2007|01:33 pm]
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I'm tired of being an adult.
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Anong Tribe Mo? [Aug. 15th, 2007|08:59 pm]
During my trip last month to Cotabato, I was dunked into a reality that was so not-mine.

Maranao Friends

One of the first questions I was asked by a new Maranao friend was "Anong tribe mo?". I giggled, but let this suavely segue into an inquiring hmmm? when I figured she was not joking.

I come from Manila, I explained. I neglected to add that there the idea of tribes appears only in fanciful branding allusions, newspaper articles, and such.

Yes, another girl said, you are from Manila, but what is your tribe?

Err... We who make party long time?

When meeting foreigners, I can somehow claim the Philippines' awesome diversity as my own. But side-by-side with young people who live one of these diverse cultures, there's no recourse but apologetics. (Whether theirs is evolving appropriately, is another question altogether). But unfortunately enough, I have no discernible indigenous culture, not even in the non-romanticized sense, I think!

This got me thinking about the topic quite rabidly. Am I damned to grabbing what comes along the conveyor belt of homogenized global habits? Will I ever be situated within a culture that is unique and appropriate, and yet not forcefully or trying hard to be so? A culture that learns from the past but is not held hostage to it?

Culture emanates from context, anyway. And that is the key: context. That is why strong cultures are consistent, because for the past centuries, context (especially terrain-borne things like food, and also largely climate) has been relatively consistent.

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This brings me to a question that design innovator and architect William McDonough asked in a 2003 lecture: When do we become indigenous again? When do we, individually, and then collectively, in our communities develop dynamic habits and cultural innovations that are so appropriate and dandy that they stick around for long and evolve beautifully? Practices that are based on our climate, our terrain, the stuff that thrives (or would thrive) around us effortlessly, etc.-- things that give us unique competitive advantage. When do we stop carelessly appropriating stuff and start letting our perceptiveness, creativity and scientific capacity mold our decisions on a large scale?

Assessing what is around us and what is natural to a locale is not about going patchouli. It's about smart good design of things-- of food, of lifestyle, of whatever. Suits in the tropics, shitty Italian food made with sour tomatoes, houses that look like fortresses and require ridiculously expensive cooling and lighting. It's stupidity, no? The truth is, we are efficient to the extent that we are responsive. We are responsive when we know the why's of things.



(Most of us are familiar with the mosque or masjid design in the first photo: flat roof with those pointy ball things. Taking this architecture, which is perfect for deserts, and transplanting it in Mindanao to replace the more appropriate Malay sloped roofs (second photo), has caused many a masjid to deteriorate because rain accumulates on top and destroys the building materials)

Because creating your own culture, that is not inappropriately derivative, is not about digging up the past (which if taken uncritically may just be as alien as a far-flung norm and practice set) and transplanting it here and now. It is taking your context, your environment, and creating smartly around it.

And we should not be surprised if what we come up with mirrors the past.
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