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Sep. 29th, 2008 @ 12:01 pm Shock - Tories in sensible policy move
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I woke up to the Tories suggesting that instead of building a massive extra third runway at Heathrow, they would invest in a high-speed rail link to the North (Manchester & Birmingham).

This, on the back of offering free teacher training or university places to ex-Army soldiers, is actually making them sound electable. A large proportion of ex-soldiers either end up homeless, jobless or massively traumatised by their wartime experiences, so this is literally thinking up n a joined up way.

They're sounding scarily electable, which is a bit worrying. The Labour party, (or failing that, the Lib Dems) had better get their finger out of their arse, and start actually thinking.
Labour have gradually been moving towards the centre ground of late, but have gone into traditional Tory territory (ID cards, heavy-handed immigration, big business, stuffing the poor [10p tax rebate hitting your pay packets now]).
Lib Dems have been suspiciously quiet recently. I'm not sure I know who's in charge of the party any more.

Not for the first time, I've been thinking I could actually do a much better job than the bunch of Rt. Hon. Muppets on both sides of the house.
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Sep. 16th, 2008 @ 11:30 pm Financial meltdown? nah. ride it out.
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The credit crunch claimed another few victims today, the insurance company/bank AIG is just teetering on the realms of bankruptcy and pundits left right and centre are shouting "DOOM".

Frankly, I have little sympathy for the banks. After years of putting up with pre-approved credit card leaflets through the door, sky-high rates of interest on loans and piss all on credit interest, and massive bonuses for making money from money itself - I just can't bring myself to feel sympathy for the companies as they go to the wall.
The people involved are a different matter. I'm split between feeling sorry for the normal workers who have mortgages that need paid like the rest of us, and outright anger for the decision-makers herding them off the financial cliff.

This all seems to have stemmed from poor lending decisions. Banks that have previously lent money to people that could actually pay them back. What seems to have happened is that the banks just started to go bonkers and lend to anyone who would self-certify their own income (read: write themselves a blank cheque). Let's be clear, that's indefensible, both from the banks and from the borrowers point of view. Advertising free money is one thing, getting sucked in by it is another.

So, my five-point plan to get us out of this mess.

1) Don't lend the banks any money. By shoring them up, the government is actively encouraging them to do it again. You send the signal that it's poor behaviour that's got us in this mess, and we're not going to throw good money after bad. If banks go to the wall, that's just capitalism. Companies fail all the time, thankfully banks are much rarer. The profitable assets (mortgages) get sold and the unprofitable mortgages get written off as a stupid idea.

2) shore up the banking codes to make sure that the private people depositing money in banks are safe from worry. The first £32000 is covered, it probably needs to go higher - up to about £100,000. If you've got more than that in a bank as a private citizen, then you've probably got an accountant to look after it. People need to know their money is safe.

3) make the idea of short selling shares illegal. It's a process where you make money when shares go down by betting they'll dive in value - crucially, you often don't own these shares (see the wiki for details). This is just about the closest thing to legalised robbery I can think of, as far as the markets are concerned. Dumping stocks are not helping the recovery at all.

4) make banks publicly disclose how much they own of each others shares and how much exposure that they have to the sub-prime markets. If they don't know, their business is fundamentally broken. We need transparency in the markets to give stability, in the short term at least. The falls in the stock market are generally reflecting how much the market is suspicious of the banks withholding information about how much exposure they have to bad debt. I'm sure there's more to come.

5) limit the bonuses available to stock-market traders. They're playing fast and loose with our pensions in the hope of making themselves a fast buck.

I'm going to be watching this one closely to see which parties come out with these (or variations of) in the next few months.
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Sep. 3rd, 2008 @ 08:42 pm Dark night?
It's 8.30, it's dark and I haven't had a summer yet. :-(
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Aug. 17th, 2008 @ 12:24 pm New James Bond poster
Advanced copies of the new James Bond film.

cut for awesomeness )
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Aug. 14th, 2008 @ 08:31 pm Epic!!
I is level 20.
If you find any dragons you need rid of, please contact the YGCA.
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Jul. 20th, 2008 @ 07:48 pm Dust. Dude. Dust.
Thanks to some sharp web-watchiing from Stevie, we were invited to see the GHA Shawlands flats be demolished today.

A nice sunny day to watch gravity in action, there was even a chap with a "Gravity - I fought the law and the law won" hoodie there. Awsome use of timing, dude.

We left S&S's flat at around 10.45, as a helicopter was overhead and that sounded like someone who knew something was getting ready.
Around 12.15, the second siren went off.



A surprisingly loud "BANG" later, the buildings hovered in the air for a second or two [1] and fell. Video below.



The buildings fell like buildings really shouldn't - straight down. Credit to the demolitions team - with homes that must have been a max of 20 yards away, that's a bloody miracle [2] that they're still standing.

About the time of the video ending, we realised that the dust was headed straight towards us, and everyone started to move pretty sharp-ish to where the dust isn't - and in the end realising that you really can't outrun dust. Jo and I managed to shield behind a house out the back, but by then we were covered in a fine later of grey that naturally happens when a thousand tonnes of building decides that its about time it had a lie-down.

Thankfully, most of it shook off. I covered my nose as best I could with a jacket, but I still smelled concrete powder. It's not pleasant to breathe, kids.

S&S invited us round for a spot of lunch afterwards, tea and cake [3] is best served after demolition. A spot of batton twirling and poi from the ladies, and a bit of Super Monkey Ball and Guitar Hero later and everyone was happy.

Good Day.

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[1] like wilie cyote when he realises that there's no cliff underneath him
[2] a miracle of science.
[3] dave-safe cake - which is the best kind of cake. Mmm, cake.
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Jul. 12th, 2008 @ 12:37 pm Dr. Who
Feeling for the Day:: a bit miffed
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OK, I'm going to say it.

I thought the last 2 episodes of Who were shit. Utterly shit. [1]
Cut for Who appreciators, and swearing )

I'm only thankful that RTD has left writing the show. If I ever see him on the street, then the desire to run up and administer a swift kick to the groin would be almost overwhelming.

In summary, Gah.
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Jun. 27th, 2008 @ 08:26 pm Bugs that poo petrol
Dougie, I'm aiming this one squarely at you. For no particular reason, of course.

Scientists find bugs that eat waste and excrete petrol

He means bugs. To be more precise: the genetic alteration of bugs – very, very small ones – so that when they feed on agricultural waste such as woodchips or wheat straw, they do something extraordinary. They excrete crude oil.
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Jun. 25th, 2008 @ 09:45 pm Star-wars Sat-nav
My parents have sat-nav

My brother has uploaded a C3P0 and Darth Vader voice to go with it.

What would be the funniest thing that a star-wars character could say, if they were trapped in a sat-nav?

"turn left you will, yes"...
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Jun. 24th, 2008 @ 07:50 pm 23kg lighter...
Current Location: on the train
Due to a small phone crash, I've lost 10mins of thumb work. Arse. I'll try and recreate the post topics
  • CO2 emissions
  • Train travel
  • Sleepers - the civilised way to see Victorian Britain
  • Renting Hotel rooms by the minute are surprisingly expensive. Note- I refused to stay in the hotel because of the glue factory opposite, not for any of the unseemly reasons your warped mind may have suggested :-o
  • Accelerandro- reading on the move
  • The only other Lebonese restaraunt- sp? - and it was good too. Eurovision for the Lebonon?
Why is it, I always seen to eat better and worse than I do when I'm at home?

The CO2 emissions for a train are about 1/3 that of flying, 23kg to 68kg, according to virgin and ba, comparing a trip from london to glasgow. That's much better than I was expecting, as I've been wringing my hands worrying about the damage that all the travel is doing to Earth. Must find a comparison- is it as good as giving up kiwi fruits to fly?

In any case, I find rail is just much nicer than flying. There's no check in or security- not that that matters at Gatwick as I managed to board with a printed pass, no one asked for my passport or id and that makes me very angry- it's just a better way of getting there. Sometimes slower is better, and I think we need to rediscover the joy in getting places slower.

The major down-side is that I've been away from Jo too much. I'm trying my hardest to stay away from the sudenland.

The hotel stay wasn't great- I was booked into a hotel just across from the station and a major chemical factory as well. The stench was so off-putting that I decided that it wasn't worth staying in especially as the window didn't close fully. I checked out, having just arrived and was told that I'd have to pay for the room by a surly desk assistant. He told me that it would be bounced onto the company card if I didn't pay there, so that's what happened. My boss has a bill for a 5 min stay in a hotel room to look forward to.

I found a very nice, small but clean and friendly b&b about a mile away, and left for some food.


After a bit of wandering, I found that the town centre was a bit empty, so ended up in a quiet Lebanese eaterie. It had good crisp cold beer, a really very good leg of lamb and rice dish, simply but well done. Just what I needed.

The music in restaurant are random, but that was odd. Like a middle eastern sclub7 had taken time to write decent songs while working on their tans. Really enthusiastic lyrics about liking the Lebanon, a lot too, and very up beat. If it was a Eurovision entry, i would have given in douze points.


I've also been reading accelerandro , which I've just discovered that you can get downloaded to my mobile phone. Legally, for free.. Which I did, and now I'm quite enjoying it. It's fairly easy to read and stores the last read place, like a bookmark. nice.
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Jun. 20th, 2008 @ 09:32 pm It's all about the unicorns
I had really wanted to make an android band, but someone's beaten me to it.

Bastards. Musical, musical bastards. Enjoy.

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Jun. 14th, 2008 @ 03:00 pm Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks...
Armour hot-dogs.

The D&D gang wanted to know how the song went. Here it is:

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Jun. 10th, 2008 @ 07:19 pm I is on the train
Current Location: On the Virgin
Feeling for the Day:: geeky
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Posting on your lj. Or at least I was until I lost a long post about this week because of a cancel button.
Oh well.

This week has felt like I'm a ninja engineer- drop in, furiously working for a few days, then return with no trace. Sneaky, sneaky codey monkey. It's getting a bit tiring, but at least the job is going very well. I'm rapidly getting a 'top man' status in the team- I've already had managers requesting that I work on their projects. It is very nice to be wanted, and it was high on the list of reasons that I joined the company. Nearly a year on, I'm very glad I did. It's interesting work, a great team and there's a great sense of doing a fulfilling job at the end of the day.

I was watching the football yesterday -- Holland vs Italy -- and I really enjoyed it speaking as someone that doesn't really watch football any more. I'm more interested in the stats and numbers behind the game now, but a good game is always a good game. I totalled up a list of players that are in the national team and play in their home country, specifically for the Euro 2008 squad page on wikipedia. No surprises as the older and richer the nation is, the more likely they are to buy in footballers for their leagues.

I've also entered the work's Euro 2008 football sweepstake, and wrote a little program in Matlab to predict the scorelines. That may sound like cheating to some of you lot, but I assure you that it's a bloody long winded way to cheat.
In fact, it's working very well, out of the 6 matches so far, the software has predicted 5 correct outcomes (incorrect scores though). Unfortunately, they are awarding 1 point for a correct outcome and 2 further for correct scores. I'm quite pleased at the code though, even though it's just thrown together of a lunchtime.

Speaking of which, I've got another lunchtime coding to-do: a nonogram solver that takes in a spreadsheet with the solution and paints a picture of the solution. That's been really fun to do, more because of the interesting challenges of taking a really simple idea and getting a computer to solve it. More later.
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May. 26th, 2008 @ 03:56 pm Link-spam
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I thought I'd share some links that have appealed over the past few months:

Firefox add-ins
Piclens - think Minority reports for images. Look at the site for screenshots
add-art - replace adverts with pleasing artwork. Aaaah.
price-drop - monitor amazon website for any price drops on items you may have bought. Claim cash back if it drops.
update-notifier - an add-on that watches for updates for your addons.

fun
phun - 2d physics sandbox. Physics = fun!
Wikimedia's best photos 2007

geeky
plus+ magazine - maths magazine for geeks
page2rss - convert any web page to an RSS feed.
Ubuntu - linux for those that don't want to spend a weekend setting it up

programs
float's mobile agent - download your mobile phone messages, pictures etc to your computer.

not safe for work (NSFW)
slow motion balloon popping. Mostly for the men.
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May. 26th, 2008 @ 03:41 pm Weekend report
Current Location: Roaming
For the first time in a while, this weekend seems to have gone well. I think I'm gradually dragging myself out of the long, dark tea-time of the twenties. It's been a bit of a dark tunnel this past few weeks/months for different reasons, but I do feel more positive than I have done for the past while.

Our flat feels like home, mostly because of all the hard work Jo and I have been putting in. I've got a little nook for my power tools, which I will christen "the shed" soon [1]. I'm starting to find things more and I'm more comfortable in general. I've unpacked my workbench and started to work on wood again.

I miss doing things with my hands. I do believe that I would have made a really good carpenter had the whole engineering thing not worked out [2]. I'm going to try and get a project going with wood. Maybe starting with something small, like a picture frame and work my way up. I would like to get to the stage of making actual furniture in the next 10 years. Maybe a long term project of a grandfather clock or a doll's house. [4]

Jo and I celebrated 3 years of blissfully happy marriage last week [3], and we went out for a really good meal in Largs. We walked along the beach, and spent some quality time together.

I almost got run over yesterday, after a meal with the in-laws. After the meal, we all went for a drive up the Ayrshire coast, and stopped to see the sunset, parked the cars, got the frisbees out. Jo's sister parked her automatic car and about 20 mins later Jo started shouting to get out the way, and I look round to see a car careering (slowly) down the hill towards Dunure Castle. For a fleeting second, I thought I could stop the car with a single Spider-man-esque hand, but I remembered I wasn't indestructible or Spider-man, so I dodged out of the way sharp-ish.

Thankfully, there was a small grassy knoll next to the castle which slowed the car down to almost a stop, and Jo's mum and the rest of us held the car while her dad got the keys and applied the hand-brake. It was a lucky escape for all concerned. [5]


=== Notes ===
[1] This really needs a plaque, which will involve
[2] if anything, it's working out too well. I have mad skillz that the company is putting to good use. they're even fighting over me as a resource.
[3] it's almost a decade we've been going out, most of our adult lives, in fact. Also, we've had a few bumpy times (as everyone does), but we've managed to work those small things out. I'm definitely a better person for knowing her.
[4] I like the idea of turning into my grandad. He was an engineer, and still has multiple projects on the go, even after retirement.
[5] I'll have to ask my dad if he knows how much a 13th century castle will cost to insure/replace

=== Images ===
Dunure Castle      Sunset
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May. 7th, 2008 @ 09:34 pm Boris LOL!!!! what a legernd!! Johnson!!!


I should get t-shirts made up of these. I would wear one.
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May. 6th, 2008 @ 09:24 pm The weekend
The
Barbie
was great.

Sun, good food, good friends. What more do you want from a bank holiday?
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Apr. 15th, 2008 @ 08:09 pm (too lazy to type)
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Via [info]madscience : Dr. Albert Bartlett on the energy crisis, overpopulation, and simple mathematics.
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Mar. 25th, 2008 @ 10:59 pm Eastercon, eastercon, does whatever an eastercon does.
Current Location: home sweet home
Feeling for the Day:: worn out
It came from the con...

A life-form like any other...

Pink, squishy and tastes a little like bacon...

Jo and the pink pig

I've uploaded some photos from the eastercon, Orbital 2008.

It was a fun weekend, albeit very tiring. I've found that hanging around big groups of people (whether in conventions, conferences or training weekends) is mentally wearing. by the end, I was withdrawing whenever possible and generally shirking away from everyone. I'm just not a people person.
Jo, on the other hand, is very sociable, much more than I could hope to be. She just gets on with people :D

Among the panels I listened to, the general gist from Charlie Stross and Phil Bradley is the internet is a trainwreck as far as privacy is concerned. I've done a quick search, and there's a few more DM's out there, which masks the trail somewhat, but I'm going to start withdrawing from the web and generally being a lot more careful about what's out there. As far as what's on there already, it's a lost cause, but I'm a bit freaked out by what everyone's kept saying. Once it's out there, you're never going to get it back. Pandora's box, man.

In happier news, I listened to both Neil Gaiman [1] and Charlie Stross, and they're both really sound guys. Neil is very charismatic when he talks, something that doesn't come across from the blogs or the photos online. He read some of his upcoming novel (graveyard?), and a short story (Orange), both of which were great. I'm mentally putting them in the category of "one of us", along and to the left of Terry Pratchett - more of a bodger geek than Charlie's netgeek or Neil's goth lit-geek. I might pick up Charlie's books when I get the chance, they sound a bit like a humorous futurist combined with a happier version of Philip K. Dick. We shall see.

I found out that Neil is not entirely unopposed to piracy, he asked us to give a show of hands to the question "did you pay for to discover your favourite author from buying a book from a shop [2] or discover it when freely given a book from a friend [3]".

Also, as far as climate change is concerned, the outlook is a bit bleak. Not to put too fine a point on it, but we're pretty much shagged. Oh well, it was a nice world while it lasted.

As far as the coming week is concerned - if I survive until payday, then all's good. It's a three day week, so things should be fine. Yay! two three day weeks in a row!

More posts on all of the above, at a later date. Maybe. If you're all good.

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[1] youtube video of Neil Gaiman at the closing ceremony.
[2] maybe about 15-20% of the audience
[3] a good 50%+ raised hands
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Mar. 18th, 2008 @ 11:35 pm Some nice flat photos...
Current Location: inside
Feeling for the Day:: cold, but happy
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from when it snowed just after we moved in.

View from the living room            View from the kitchen
the view of the church from the living room          and the view from the kitchen.




In case you've not guessed, we got the internet switched on this week. I'm just catching up on email, blogs and the general faffing that happens when you're not connected.

We've got some way to go until the flat is completely sorted, but it's at the point where we can have people round at least. The living room is tidy and presentable, the kitchen works and the boxes are starting to get packed away at a reasonable rate. So far, Jo has mostly been unpacking and I have mostly been hitting things with hammers. Sometimes I like gender stereotypes, mostly because they let me wield power tools. <insert sound of manly grunting here/>

I'll be posting up a list of things to do around the flat soon, because I like lists. Small jobs like getting the aerial socket fitted to larger jobs like fitting a kitchen cupboard.

It's got a way to go until it feels like home, but that's the same with any new house. It is the natural way of things. I think we'll be very happy here together.
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