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[07 Aug 2008|09:26am] |
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same job, new unit. less bitchiness and no cunt-like behaviour observed. let's hope this goes better than unit 73. at least I know this unit somewhat.
anybody else get really nauseated when they're sleep-deprived? cuz i could puke like crazy right now.
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| quick update |
[18 Jul 2008|09:24am] |
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got a job at rockyview hospital as a nursing attendant on a medical/palliative unit, dislocated my shoulder helping a patient, my ed is back, and I got an iPhone. quick enough for you?
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[30 May 2008|10:41am] |
i love jill for answering my question. lovelovelove.
ps i'm at the college and everyone is annoying or in need of a kick to the throat.
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| testicles |
[26 May 2008|05:15pm] |
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just testing something out..
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| running for home |
[24 Apr 2008|08:21pm] |
i just don't see the fucking point of it all.
-xxx-
miss shelly centerfold
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[04 Apr 2008|01:40am] |
if anyone remembers or has the name of my -other- journal, i implore you to email it to me at nurse_michelle(at)shaw(dot)com
thank you.
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[22 Nov 2007|04:49pm] |
i demand that everyone add me to facebook. why? because i'm a facebook whore ever since i became housebound.
i'm the only michelle lynne tomlinson on there.
so yeah. add me. and stuff.
love you all very much.
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[06 Nov 2007|01:57am] |
if i wore panties, they'd be soaked.
it's almost time for HIM and bleeding through.
ps: andy, i am not emo. i was emo before it was fucking emo.
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[31 Oct 2007|01:19am] |
just in case anyone had doubts on how retarded i can truly be after my assault, i have a new reason why i'm not the brightest.
i was out for a smoke and i heard a loud noise. i pulled out my knife that brad bought me as protection and opened it. turns out the noise is a squirrel or something. i go to close my knife and my ring finger gets caught and i wind up cutting myself down to the connective tissue. i lost sensation immediately. i bled all over the back yard, went to the hospital, and waited 7 fucking hours for stitches. fucking emerg in calgary.
but yeah. i'm stupid.
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[23 Oct 2007|11:50pm] |
i should post in more detail, but it's late and i'm exhausted.
i was assaulted by a man pretending to be looking for his dog. he lured me into an empty dog park and when i attempted to walk away, he wrapped a power cord around my neck and tried to strangle me. i thought he was going to kill me. i fought back and ran home. i fought for my fucking life and i won.
i don't have any marks because he didn't have much time to strangle me and the marks i made trying to pull the cord away have faded.
i just want everyone to know that if it can happen to me, it can happen to anyone.
please be safe, kittens.
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[10 Oct 2007|09:19pm] |
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i have changed my opinions about the neighbors. they kick ass, are really nice, and eventually cleaned up after their dogs sadie and rosie. the dogs are awesome too. our new place rocks.
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[07 Oct 2007|10:53pm] |
well, we finally moved into out new place. it's a two-bedroom basement suite. the dogs that live upstairs are goddamned mutts who have owners who let them shit everywhere. aside from that, everything is good.
love you all,
miss shelly centerfold
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[03 Oct 2007|01:44am] |
sooooo..
i move saturday. holy shit. i have to sort through 2 1/2 years worth of my life and decide what is worth keeping.
it's a trip for my fragile little brain.
time for a smoke and some music.
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| stolen from jackattatck |
[30 Sep 2007|03:55pm] |
1. Height?
5'6"
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
surprisingly no.
3. Do you own a gun?
no
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents?"
yes. i was damn near petrified meeting brad's parents (both sets)
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
fuck christmas songs.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
coke. wakes me up.
9. Can you do push ups?
nope. i'm too fat and lazy.
10. Is your bathroom clean?
bahahahahaha.. thats a good one.
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
my diamond ring
12. Do you like painkillers?
morphine and i have this love-hate relationship. percocet, however, is god.
14. Do you have A.D.D.?
yup. i just don't go around advertising it. but thats why brad, andy, nate, shanny, and i get along so well.
16. Middle Name?
lynne
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
1. i need to shower. but i won't. because that requires effort.
2. we get to sign the new lease tonight.
3. i need a smoke.
18. Name the last 3 things you bought in the last day:
nada. i don't buy things. thats what my husband is for.
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
coke, ginger ale, and water
20. Dream car?
chrysler crossfire
21. Favorite Concert?
tie between our lady peace and good charlotte
22. Current worry?
dealing with my parents
23. Current hate?
people in general
24. Favorite place to be?
my bed. comfy and mine.
25. Least favorite place to be?
carwashes
26. Where would you like to go?
somewhere warm
27. Do you own slippers?
no. i don't like to wear things on my feet.
28. What shirt are you wearing?
none. i'm a nudist in bed.
29. Do you burn or tan?
i burn. badly.
30. Favorite color(s).
pink and black
31. Would you be a pirate?
damn skippy.
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
i don't sing in the shower. my way of saving the world from my horrible voice.
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
the monster under my bed.
35. What's in your pockets right now?
there's a lighter in my. jeans on the couch
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
brad
37. Best bed sheets as a child?
pink and flowered.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
fractured coccyx
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
2
41. Who is your loudest friend?
nate
42. Who is your most silent friend?
we're all really loud, unfortunately.
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
god no. i look like hell.
44. Do you wish on shooting stars?
no
45. What is your favorite book
laws of spirit
46. What is your favorite candy?
smarties
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
HIM - you are the one
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
HIM - in joy and sorrow
49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
watching tv and surfing the internet
50. If you were stranded on a island what would u want?
a boat to get the fuck off the island.
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[30 Sep 2007|12:21am] |
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we had to surrender gizmo back to petland today. she was just so unhappy not being the only pet in the house. we tried for two years, but we just couldn't make her happy. i cried for hours about it. i know petland will give her a good home, but she's still my baby. but i know deep down this is for the best. she's usually so mean, but today she was so sweet and affectionate that i just wanted to keep her. but her good days are few and far between. i'm just glad i have a good final memory of my baby.
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| the kiss of dawn |
[29 Sep 2007|01:22am] |
time for the obligatory update.
-was almost evicted and homeless, but we settled with the lawyers and were able to keep our apartment AND we also found a new place in canyon meadows. fucking eh. things are looking up and up.
-got my new laptop. this means i'm typing this naked in bed with brad sleeping beside me. oh yes. if that didn't make you asexual, i don't know what will.
-got taken to the hospital on tuesday with chest wall pain. i wound up with four seperate iv sites, including one that has left a bruise the size of my fist on the inside of my arm. fucking er nurses always want to give you an iv.
thats about all.
love you.
-xxx-
miss shelly centerfold
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[17 Sep 2007|09:12pm] |
i feel an update is in order for those of you following the fabulous life of miss shelly centerfold, or nurse michelle as the kids at piitoayis (bee-too-ees) call me.
-i'm in my child health clinical. i've been placed at a native (piitoayis) school in a grade 2/3 split. most of these kids have some kind of behavioural or learning disability, and just get passed from grade to grade without picking up any real skills. not to mention the fact that they are scaling back the breakfast and lunch programs, which is the only times that some of our kids get to eat because there's no food at home. i love the kids, it just kills me to see the situations that they're all facing.
-my student loan is finally on the way. when i have that, i will have my laptop, and be able to update from the sanctity of my own bed. fuckin' eh.
-brad and i have been together for 3 years tomorrow, and have been common-law for 2.5 years. thats longer than.. well.. any relationship i've had. yay me.
-all my pants keep falling down because i keep losing weight. yay for weight loss, boo for pants around the ankles.
-brad and i saw illscarlet in an acoustic session today. it was so amazing. everybody, listen to them. now. i command you. the power of the great spirit compells you!
-we have tickets to HIM. thats all i have to say. i get to see ville valo, you don't. nyah.
-i work at walmart in the photolab on the weekend. it's welfare, but easy and mindless so i can think about more important things, like my kids at school and how i'm going to teach them health.
-i miss people.
sorry i suck at updating and keeping up.. i've been so busy with school i barely get a chance to check my email anymore. that and i'm too lazy to actually go on the computer when there isprime real estate on my bed with the kitties. spazzy keeps talking to everyone and everything she comes across, and loki believes the world is all about sleeping on my chest and suffocating me.
i love you all.
-nurse michelle
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[17 Jul 2007|11:40pm] |
i realize i've been gone for a couple of months, so here's a quick update.
-i was forced out of my clinical because my instructor was a cunt and lied to me.
-got a job as a personal care attendant (pca) at a mental institution.
-got abused by patients with no back-up from the staff.
-sprained knee at work. no workman's compensation.
-quit said job by walking out in the middle of my shift. fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, i'm out.
-got a new pca job for more money and less work. sweeeet.
-started seeing a psychiatrist for my bipolar. new meds seen to be working.
testicles. that is all.
comment to let me know what's new with you crazy cats.
xxx
shelly
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[04 May 2007|04:00am] |
guess who got an A in Health Teaching and Learning? that's right, bitches.
i say it had to do with my teaching session which was professionally recorded in andy's recording studio. micced the sound effects and everything.
rock-the-motherfuck-on!
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[11 Apr 2007|02:47am] |
brad and i saw the WHL playoff game between the calgary hitmen and the brandon wheat kings. we had tickets right beside the wheat's bench, and the entire section spent the whole game cheering the hitmen and hardcore heckling the wheats. sheep-fucking vaginal tumor nazis.
the wheats have a player named kauk. sure, he may pronounce it ::coke::, but i firmly believe his real name is ::cock::. cocks on ice!
best part? hitmen won 8-1. bitches.
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