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  • 17:55 ahhhhh a haircut. I needed it so. #
  • 21:29 Listening to a singer in a band we paid a cover for and my first thought was, "Oh Karaoke tonight" #

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  • 18:30 I have three people at work who tell me their work takes top priority. I'm thinking death match between the three for final decisions. #

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  • 14:40 My BlackBerry email and SMS seem to be down. if you've sent me something im not ignoring. #

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  • 11:59 Aparently i have been bitten by a Brown Recluse Spider #
  • 13:21 @mdsteele47 I had the doctor look at it. It happened about two weeks ago, I didn't know what it was until today. #

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  • 13:23 *waves* to my favorite birdie who apparently hates Twitter. #

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  • 08:18 One of the best things in life is laying in bed listening to a thunderstorm. #
  • 22:44 Mmmmm beer #

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  • 01:38 Despite it being a comedy TV show, Boston Legal has such serious undertones. #
  • 13:15 It's official, I got my RAGBRAI wristband number. #

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  • 20:49 I've watched American Idol the last two nights for the first time. Neil Diamond still kicks ass. #

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  • 00:33 My dog is farting big time. *holds nose* #

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  • 13:20 Out looking at cars. New mini-van time. #
  • 17:09 Our salesman was someone I babysat in 1985...I love synchronicities. #

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  • 16:33 At WalMart and they have us taking cover. Tornado coming. #
  • 16:57 The scare is over, the tornado passed. #
  • 19:31 heading out for drinks. #

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  • 18:42 I'm about to meet my mom's boyfriend. The first one she's had since my dad died. #

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  • 13:16 What a day. I've been up since 4:00 (damn support call). I am running on empty. #

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  • 15:26 You never realize how much crap you have until you spring clean. #
  • 21:53 I MISS MY BEST-FRIEND #

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  • 13:23 I really need to do something today besides watch TV. #
  • 16:32 I am craving some gumbo. Where do you get good gumbo in Iowa? #
  • 19:52 Heading to Boozies if anyone wants to join us. #
  • 22:52 just played two games of Galaga and Ms Packman. I miss the 80's arcade #

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  • 08:40 I wondered why I was woken up a bit after 4:30 this morning...earthquake. Earthquake in Iowa. #
  • 10:10 GAH! Gas up another 10 cents. #
  • 10:45 Ooo aftershock. #
  • 16:49 RAGBRAI training - I'm going for a ride then consume a few brews. #

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  • 08:28 I'm sure it won't last for long but it spring in Iowa. #
  • 08:57 The wind is brutal again today. #
  • 08:59 Gas went up another 4 cents last night. How high is it going to go this summer? #
  • 10:10 Sure, what the hell, pile more crap on my plate. #
  • 11:24 Might be getting a new van, believe me we need it *fingers crossed* #
  • 17:13 I can't tell you how long its been since it was 78 degrees outside. #
  • 18:23 A good workout. #

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  • 08:27 *sigh* overslept now I'm rushing about. #
  • 13:27 I hate when people parse my words in search of a nuance they can latch onto to steer the topic away from the one at hand. #
  • 16:56 Beautiful afternoon. I wish I had put my bike in the car this morning. Instead I'm heading to the Y to "ride" inside. #
  • 17:10 I'm watching an aerobic dance class while I ride. There are 26 women and one man doing the Charleston. I love it!
  • 21:53 Doing Taxes at the last minute is an American tradition.

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Anyone remember the Boss Key of old? A boss key was a special keyboard combination used in computer games to quickly hide the program and display a screen that made it appear that you were doing real work.

I'm in need of a Project Owner Key which would quickly popup the relevant application so when the project owner walks into my office he will think I'm working on his project.

Currently I am juggling three projects for three different people, all of whom say their projects needs to be my top priority. Arggggggg

Current Location: Riverdale, IA
Current Mood: frustrated frustrated
The First Day...

When someone not talked to in months messages you with, "Would you write a damn post" I guess I better start posting again. It's unfortunate, but my brain seems to have an inverse relationship between how much I need to write and my motivation to do so.

So much has happened over the last few months new experiences, new people, new thoughts, and of course transitions. None of it however, is written down. I'm going to remedy that over the next few days.

I've been reading all your journals and keeping up with your lives. Thanks everyone for not abandoning me.

Current Location: Long Grove, IA
Current Mood: tired tired
Current Music: Smash Lab on Discovery Channel
Dear Tim

Why have you forsaken me?

Sincerely,
Live Journal

Coolest Damn Thing I've Seen All Day

Warning, do not go unless you have an hour or three to waste: 1930s-40s in Color

"These vivid color photos from the Great Depression and World War II capture an era generally seen only in black-and-white. Photographers working for the United States Farm Security Administration (FSA) and later the Office of War Information (OWI) created the images between 1939 and 1944."
I particularly like the pictures or the women working in manufacturing during World War II.

Current Location: Riverdale, IA
This is actually spot on...

MyRealKarma.com - Online Karma Test Click Here!
Tim, Your Karmic Alignment is: Zen Intuition!


Zen Intuition


Score: 15 You have a direct perception of truth. You are very keen and don't use it to take advantage. When you commit positive deeds, you don't do them to get ahead, you do positive deeds simply because it makes you feel good. Your intentions are almost always meant well and all this positive karmaic energy is bound to come back to you in a great way!

Current Music: BBC World Service - GlobalNews: 09 Nov 07 PM
Posted 'cause it's Funny

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tim!

  1. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Tim has 7.
  2. Tim was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons!
  3. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Tim, though it may feel uncomfortable!
  4. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Tim.
  5. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Tim!
  6. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Tim!
  7. Tim is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
  8. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Tim!
  9. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Tim.
  10. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Tim.
I am interested in - do tell me about

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Current Location: Riverdale, IA
Current Mood: energetic energetic
Wow *fans self*

Somehow I never got around to watching Firefly. Every person who has watched it gushed on how good it was and yet I never got around to watching it. A coworker loaned me the DVDs of the series and I got to the last episode tonight (isn't that bounty hunter a fun character?).

I get it now...this is some of the best science fiction ever made. The plots, the characterization, the universe created are so compelling so...I can't find a word to describe what I'm feeling.

I know the history of the series, I know there are only fourteen episodes. I know there is a film Serenity which I also have but I don't want to watch it, I don't want this story to end.

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Current Location: Long Grove, IA
Current Mood: contemplative contemplative
Current Music: Enya - Orinoco Flow (Sail Away)
Halloween Meme (I can't help myself)

Halloween Meme
[info]at_the_stars summons the undead armies of [info]damightyzug to steal your candy
[info]beerguzzler TPs your brains
[info]binxcat carves [info]sub_missa's effigy in the medium of socks
[info]birdiebirdie eats [info]woofiegrrl's spicy, spicy brains.
[info]cornetdude puts real eyeballs in your gerbils
[info]damightyzug haunts your pumpkin
[info]gailbunny dresses up as [info]at_the_stars
[info]gretchen_marie sacrifices [info]rawbery79's Bank Manager's lunchbox
[info]kubla_khan devours the entire neighbourhood's candy
[info]mdsteele47 swoops on redhotassets and drains their cutlery
[info]meganne buries [info]gailbunny at the crossroads with a Wings album through their heart
[info]rawbery79 shows up with burning torches, pitchforks and dip
redhotassets puts apples in your razorblades
[info]sub_missa tries to pick up Phantom Hitchhikers
[info]woofiegrrl runs around screaming for hours until abruptly silenced by [info]gretchen_marie, wielding a sharpened steak (rare)
LJ Name

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Current Location: Long Grove, IA
Current Mood: amused amused
Current Music: The Wet Spots - Labia Limbo
Looked What Popped Up

I saw this box of facial tissue at my doctor and it cracked me up.

I'm sure there is a good joke in there somewhere.

Current Location: Long Grove, IA
Current Mood: cheerful cheerful
Current Music: Minx - PW125.9 26 07
Well Just Screw It...

I've spent the better part of this afternoon looking for the results of when I took this test three years ago. I relish the memories of those old posts I never did find the post I was looking for.

I guess this is a new baseline...

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
Your Score:Average For All UsersAverage For All Sluttily Opportunistic Human Liberal Married Pink-Skinned 38 to 44-Year old Males
(4 total)
Dating0%34.12%19.23%Gone steady
Self-Lovin'19.7%60.99%31.06%I wouldn't shake hands, if I were you
Shamelessness43.55%77.39%58.47%Puts 'em on the glass
Sex Drive28.57%75.06%57.74%I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!
Straightness0%39.31%7.87%Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness96.3%78.25%66.67%Repressed, are we?
Dominant56.67%86.77%77.09%Not afraid to tie the knot
Submissive57.14%87.13%76.19%Bound and gagged a few times
Fucking Sick72.45%89.88%88.01%Dipped into depravity
Total Score46.77%73.79%58.51%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0
and see how you match up!


(By The Ferrett)

Current Location: Long Grove, IA
Current Mood: happy happy
Current Music: Captain Tractor - Pour Me Another
As If...

Current Location: Long Grove, IA
Current Mood: chipper chipper
Current Music: PC Gamer Magazine - PCGP Episode 097
In The What Was I Thinking Department...

With zero training my brother talked me into running/walking/crawling the Bix 7 road race this morning. Please speak with whatever deity you hold close on my survival.

Thank you.

(Also note that I am up at 7:00 am on a Saturday...again...what was I thinking?)

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Current Location: Davenport, IA
Current Mood: chipper chipper
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