Rebecca Jones's Diary - Spinster and Lunatic

I am loving my Mondays!
I used to hate them 'cause they are my "Fridays" (I have Tues & Weds off) and Im usually at the end of my tether... but today I kicked ass! :D 3x Flexis!! Woooo!

Last night Nikki, Cameron, me and Co. went to Dads for Fathers Day.
Had a great laugh and Ineke made mantastic pizzas - Yet again! :D
I think dad loved the iPod speakers we got him :D

Tomorrow I am getting my tax done so thats awesome :)

Was prowling YouTube... Found this...



Pretty funny... watch it :D

Downloaded the new s03e01 of Dexter today THREE WEEKS EARLY and its genuine! :D

Nikki came over this arvo and she, Cobey, Zeke and I went down to the dog park for 20min or so then back home via Oxley. Nice big walk.
Afterwards I ordered Pizza Capers and we watched the new Dexter while Cobey ripped all my precious precious Bouquets toilet paper into little pieces and scattered them in my toilet.
We had a lot of laughs... the most when Cobey fell off my bed on the otherside... hahaha!

Today was work - tomorrow is work.

Last night, after work - 10pm - I met up with Sarah at the local for a few bevvies.
While there I ran into two previous housemates of my place from BEFORE I moved in and a few other lads. Was good to catch up with Tom, Pete, Kenny and Brad. Brad and Jess are married today :D

Lookie what I got in the mail yesterday :D



Yaaaaaaayyyyy!
Just in time for next weekends game :D

I have just bought a new GHD... a jet black one.
Im getting my legs waxed tonite after work.
I am going to the accountant next week
I am going to the hairdressers next week also.

What a long day I had.
Sacrificed my day off to hang out with married friends and their kids in an indoor playground/cafe. Three and a half hours it was... but boy we had a lot of laughs! :D
Stacey hasnt changed a bit and Nikkii had lost some weight since I saw her last and looked great :D

This arvo I attempted to have a disco nap so I put on the Love Guru movie. One word... Shite. So I turned it off.

Walked this arvo up the the aquarium place to buy Caesar a new cricket. His one from last week died.
Paul up there told me I had to feed the cricket aswell. What? All I could think was... Why would I want to keep the cricket strong... he sould grow weak so Caesar can kill it easier... Then I thought... Well I guess there isnt all these fasting crickets in the wild waiting for a scorpion to come eat it... so I have to put like a little bit of lettuce or something in there.

Took Zeke to the park for an hour where he successfully hogged all the toys and bullied other dogs till they gave them up. Good boy.

Ive just ordered Pizza Capers to be delivered. Yum. Lamb pizza and a seafood calzone. My guts are grumbling already.

So below is one of the last pics taken of Nikkii, Stacey and I together... back in 1998 (we think)...



Man I was some skinny skank! Haha... check out how dark my eyebrows are! Eww

So tomorrow we're going to a kid friendly restaurant at Forrest Lake since they are now both married with kids.
I planned 11.30am but with lunch that will clash with arvo nap times... :S So we're meeting up at 9.30AM! Eugh... no sleep in for me! *I'LL* be the one needing a disco nap in the arvo then :P

We're going to have some laugh though! We got up to so many shinanigans ;)

I desperately want to source this from anywhere in the world (english as first language though) within the next 5 weeks...



http://www.caselogic.com/13_3_urban_laptop_shuttle/product_detail/index.cfm?modelid=115108

Ive looked at Crumpler messenger bags but - $130!!! I just can't justify that... I dont care that she ended her sales pitch with "...but it comes with a lifetime warranty!...". No Deal!

So I am at my sisters leeching un-capped internet :D

I caught the bus from Corinda to Inala (15min), met Nikki & Cobey and dawdled about Inala Plaza.
We both wandered back to Nikkis and prepared lunch - Nikki made BLTs on Turkish bread and it was DELICIOUS! I only ate half of mine - one of the blessings of the aftermath of The Detox is that I dont eat as much - like my tummy is shrunken or something - heh.

This morning I scrubbed the patio, AGAIN.
Yoda has taken to shitting and pissing (on the chair and table legs) all over it and we had asked Luke to clean it up earlier in the week but no real effort was made. It really stank out there and would waft into the house. I refuse to clean the Den of the dog poo though - it is some stench mess though.
I always vow its the last time - but I swear it better be this time.
Luke came out and said "What are you up to?"
Me: "Cleaning the patio properly"
Him: "Oh" *walks off*

Sarah yesterday scrubbed the entire bathroom - on her hands and knees about the toilet as well. Our male housemates have some foul hygiene problems. There is always a pool of urine around the hinge of the seat and we thought the toilet was leaking when flushed, well it does a little, but there was mm's thick of filth around the base of the toilet on the floor. One of them always leaves a skid ON THE SEAT when he sits on it.
Sarah did such a great job and in less that 24 hours there was piss on the floor already.
Im so glad for my own bathroom!

My order forms have come through for the Panasonic TZ15 camera I am getting. Ive transfered money from ING and I hope I get it before the Bledisloe in two weekends time :D

Work was unreal today. SMASHED it!
Steak night tonite with Sarah was great fun.
Tomorrow I am off to Nikkis to use uncapped internet *bliss*
I still have a live cricket.
My bathroom is clean. I cleaned it tonite so I dont have to clean it tomorrow.
Flexirent interviewed me for the September newsletter - haha!

Lucky is holding another party.
I cant be arsed dealing with the ignorant Ethnic anymore.
He'll know about it though.
Oh I got home to find that one of the boys cleaned only one of the 4 stove top elements... and Luke still cant clean up after the shitting dog of his.

Im *this* close....

Our internet is capped only two weeks into our month cycle - I wish Luke could do something else in his day other than playing online games all day...

My housemates really let me down.
Lucky and I had a massive arguement the other morning. The fool held a party at 6.30am Friday morning. I get up to find a car in the Den (our never used for a car, two car garage with tables and couches in there), people dancing on tables in there and the gate wide open.
I got really cranky cause Zeke was outside the gate and they had Yoda closed in the Den with them, full of smoke.
He really takes this house for granted, he does NO housework and contributes nothing.
Lucky treats Sarah and I differently to how he talks to Luke and we're sure its cause he's ethnic.
What REALLY annoys me is that Luke didnt back me up at all during the arguement. One of the reasons I nag on Lucky so much is because Sarah and Luke bitch about him to me all the time - so I therefore bring it up with Lucky... I say this... Lucky asks Luke... and Luke goes "No?" LIES!

So right now the kitcen is a right sty. Luke doesnt seem to be able to pick up after himself so I put his plates, empty chip. empty coke bottle rubbish on his desk. Fuck it... Im sick of cleaning up after him... OH AND YODA... STILL shitting all out in the patio and in the Den Grrr... Think Luke will pick it up? Pfft!

My mouth is SO sore! My bottom wire is so so tight and my head is thumping. Hopefully it'll be right in the next day or two.

The scorpion still hasnt eating the cricket yet... I'll be concerned soon. I think I put too much water in the soil... wait... I KNOW I did :S

Im very not well this arvo.
Waves of nausea and dizzyness hit me as I was leaving the orthodontists today. I was dizzy ALL afternoon. Im still feeling it now and am already in my pjs in bed... I hope to fall asleep soon.

So I got a new bottom wire again. A really freakin tight one and my teeth are in pain :(



I cant be bothered with comparison ones tonite. Too sick in the head and tummy.

Yoda is shitting Sarah and I off. We're conjouring plans daily on how to get rid of the little turd. If only the time was taken with him to be house and toilet trained.
Ive been letting the dogs into the den at night for the last few cold nights... well Yodahas SHIT everywhere... like not one or two in one night... like at least 6 or 7! I leave the door proped open too so its not like he's trapped in there. Eugh. And also now he HOWLS when I ake Zeke for a walk... HOWLS. For fuck sake.
His mites really arnt clearing up and Im tired of washing him every 2-3 days. Hopefully Luke will take him to the vet soon. But with Nyssa bailing on the debt she was going to help out on, Lukes now a bit tight now to worry about taking him to the vet.

Oh well.

Alana (my cousin) now works with me at Harvey Norman :D Shes doing a fantastic job! :D Its bizarre seeing her there all day but shes getting on fine and liking it :)

The cricket is still alive... not for long though! :D

Day 8 of 10 done now of my detox :D

Scorpion V Cricket



Who. Will. Win??!!

Sarah found her snake last light... curled up in her sports bag. Heh.
Lazy day off today. Stayed in bed till 12.30... lay on the couch thereafter till 4pm. Took Zeke down to the park for an hour to play with the other dogs.
Im glad I got out of the house and took Zeke for a walk... I was a little lethargic at the park but I got ontop of it in the end :)
Went to Coles after and bought a lot of veges and ate a lot of veges for dinner tonite.

Day 6 of 10 Detox days gone :D
4 to go :D

So many +'s and -'s!

+ I got a $100 bonus today for winning us last weeks Flexi round at 10min to close
- I cried at work today thanks to my arch nemisis, Sam, being an arrogant arsehole. Dont wrry... I didnt cry infront of him.
+ MY TOILET PAPER ARRIVED! I ordered that last night at 8.17pm and it arrived today! HAHAHAhaha thats awesome
- We're STILL having issues with Lucky. Housework and general house sharing shit. Like leaving lights on, noise, cleaning up etc. I typed up a letter that didnt go down too well. He confronted Sarah this arvo but she stuck to her guns. I'll wait to see if he says anything to me
+ I bought a DVD playing with a USB input to watch movies off.
- Sarah has lost her snake. Somewhere in the house :S She got home and he wasnt in his secure container. She's emptying her room now.

You know that toilet paper I love that Coles and Woolies have stopped stocking?
Well Ive sourced it online and have ordered 2x 9 packs (one of each scent) to be couriered. They better have it in stock!

My flu combined with the detox is really beating me down.
The digestive bitters in the morning has made me vomit a couple of times but I'll make it.
Its reletively easy really. Im barely craving but I think the flu has a lot to do with that also.

I have now done my PB this month in Flexis - I did my 13th today.
My last PB was 12 and I did that in February 2006 in Balgowlah.

Ive decided to get one Visa card with my chips to pay for one leg that has to be paid by the 21st Sept... then just accumulate the rest.
Oh and buy 16 pairs of undies.

I had Ceasar out on my hand tonite...





Yes, I called my scorpion Ceasar :D

I just bought a new pet :D



I dont have a name yet... any suggestions?
He's smaller than my thumb nail!

Today is also Daffodil Day so here is a picture of my bunches in my kitchen:

So far this month I am 7th in the state and 19th in the country for Flexirents.
or... number one girl in Qld, 2nd in the country :P
Im only one deal off my best month ever - 12.