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Sebastian's Journal  AND MC MEOWMIX PRESENT KITTY RAP real updates coming soon... Mom has been evil and not leaving her computer on for us to play. *pout* Current music: "Rock the Casba" - The Clash. guess what i found *grins* caaaaaaaaatnip mmmmmmmmm it was hiding in a drawer *grin* mom always assumes its properly hidden but we're too smart for her *smirk* That'll learn her!! la lalala la la cat nip eeeeeeverywhere. nummy nummy good stuff for meeeeeee. at least this time the window is latched so there will be no getting trapped outside this time. *pout* but i do love the window being open...its so much nicer. bah! it makes it hard to punish mom for leaving us...because when i don't cover my poop to leave a stinky surprise for her, i also have to sit here and smell it. bah! there goes my perfect plan. at least when she leaves the window open a bit i can stick my nose out for a bit. oh well...i suppose i'll just go bury it... *grin* then its blanket time... Current mood:  devious.
Wow, I haven't updated this thing in a while...I haven't been that motivated while mom has been at work...what can I say, its not the easiest thing in the world typing without thumbs. Mom got a big box in the mail the other day. I tried to help her open it but she kept shushing me away...okay...so maybe I wasn't trying to help her...I wanted to make sure there wasn't anything in there for me. OR another cat Muwahahahahahaha! There was all these neat newspaper that she crumbled up and played catch with. I am so good at that game, she likes it when I jump up and catch the paper ball in my paws. Silly humans, so easy to amuse. After she took out all the stuff that I didn't want, they collect the strangest things, ya know that? ANYWAY she took out all the stuff I had no interest in and filled the box back up with paper balls. weeeeeeeeeeeeeee! There was only one thing left for me to do...claim this box as mine...muwahahahaha! Current mood:  bouncy.Current music: i want chicken i want liver meow mix meow mix please deliver...... Mom hadn't come home yet...Tobi and I decided to do some exploration. *grin* JACKPOT! We found in a dresser drawer (Thanks Tobi for taking the time and effort to learn how to open drawers *grins*) a bag of catnip. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! He and I killed the bag and this is where most of it gets kinda blurry. I remember running around the room attacking everything and making quite the mess *heehee* Thats what Mom gets for going away for so long...it was only a day...but damnit! That was a day she could have spent spoiling us! More importantly ME! Somehow we ended up pushing that weird screen wall out of the window. It landed on the roof. Ooooooh outside world! How exciting! We didn't even have to put on those silly jackets to go explore. While I was being semi brave and checking out this roof top thing...Tobi at some more catnip. I couldn't believe that I was the one exploring rather than him...he's much more brave than me. Next thing I know, he's running around the room and then he closes the window. *sniffle sniffle* I was stuck on the roof! I couldn't get back into the room!! How positively frightening! I cried but no one heard me. *sniffle sniffle* I had to use the litter box and there was no box on the roof...so I pooped on the corner. So high up. SCARY! The sun started coming around and it got sooooooooo hot. I decided it would be a good idea to get off the roof and find Mom. She could get me back inside...I knew it. So I jumped off the roof onto the driveway. Holy Crap. Its sooooooo big out here...Wheres my jacket! I need my jacket! Its too big out here! What is going to protect me! Eeeeek! I did the next best thing...I hid under a bush and waited for Mom to come home...I'd just wait till I saw her, and then cry. I saw her come home but I was to scared still to make a sound...so I watched her go inside. *pout* Mommy...I'm heeeeeeere under the bush...bring me inside! *sniffle* I was very scared. A few moments later I can hear her calling me...its so far away...I'm still too scared to move. It gets louder and above me...I think she was also on the roof. Maybe she was going to jump on the driveway like I did. She sounded pretty scared...but she's used to the outside...I'm not! I started crying. I think Tobi heard me too, he started crying out of one of the other windows in the house (I later found out that he was in the bathroom because Mom didn't want him going on the roof) so I called louder...Mom called louder, Tobi called louder, I cried louder. She went back inside *pout* but I was outside, but then reappeared on the driveway calling to me. I cried some more and then she found me under the bush and crawled to me. I was sooooooo happy to see her. I crawled out of my hiding spot and into her arms, she carried me inside and gave me lots of water. I was very thirsty. That was my adventures from Monday. I do not plan on doing that again any time soon. I managed to do all this and I only have a small scratch on my nose. Still...I will not be playing on the roof again any time soon. My poop is still on the corner of the roof. *grin* MY ROOF! Current mood:  tired.Current music: "All That You Have" - Homegrown. ya know that saying, "what crawled up your butt and died?" ....well something just crawled OUT of my butt... so i killed it. *blinks* how gross. Current mood:  dirty.
oooo that blanket is giving me "the look" *smirk* yeah you know the look. I think I'm umm....going to go chew on it *innocent smile* and um...yes...byee! Current mood:  horny.
much too much energy for me...gah! gotta run can't sit still gotta run can't sit still!bah! forget it! too much energy to type! weeeeeeeeeeeee! ooooooo look.....Tobias is sleeping...I think I'm going to go pounce on him...shhhhh, he'll never know its coming! REEEEEEEEEEEEOWWW!!! Current mood:  energetic.Current music: mommy is watching south park. and pee...and shred...and scratch...and claw....and and and...*innocent look* naaaaaathing! Tobias says that mom mentioned going to work and being back in a few hours. I don't remember...I remember her saying something but I was asleep! What do you expect! bah! mmmm sleep. its nap time! Current mood:  sleepy.Current music: Tobias making too much noise!. mmmm tasty, yummy, scrumptious, iams chicken flavored cereal. mmmmmm, yummy. I don't eat Meow-mix, I just enjoy the song...Mom says that Meow-Mix is a horrible food for me, so she refuses to buy it. Thats okay, Iams is yummy, mmmmmm, Iams. I'm glad today was much cooler than its been all week. When its that hot, all I do is lay around. On the cooler days I make up for it, I terrorize the bedroom and knock everything down. I like making the room messy and then messing it up even more when mom tries to clean it up. Muwahahahahaha! I'm so evil! Thats what she gets for leaving us all day! HAH! Take that! I mean...I'm not sure what I mean. Hmmmmm....Tobias is just laying there in the window all nice and peacefull...I think I'm going to go pounce on him...*heehee* I suppose I truly am evil! *heehee* Just like mommy! Current mood:  hungry.Current music: "In Dreams of Mine" - Faith and the Muse. |
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