Sep. 21st, 2005 @ 07:50 am Well when it rains it pours...
Hi guys. I know a lot of you have been worried about me. I've been fine just working on networks in Louisana and trying to help the banking networks recover from the hurricane that struck New Orleans and surrounding areas.

And now...

Rita looks to be headed to my house for tea, so they're evacuating my area by noon tomorrow (22nd). I just wanted you all to know that I may not be able to get online for a few weeks to update but that I'll be safe and cozy in Tyler Texas with some of my family. I'm leaving tonight by midnight. Dunno if I'll have a home to come back to but, I'll get back online as soon as I can to let everyone know what's going on.

On the up side, I had been talking about moving anyway... *smile* So this may be a good opportunity to uproot and let the wind carry me to new digs and a new shagadellic kingdom.

You guys be safe while I'm gone and don't do anything I would.

PS: Yes we've already planned our Hurricane party. I don't plan to spend a sober moment until its over. *grin*
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Aug. 30th, 2005 @ 03:21 pm Shamelessly stollen from [info]warlordkittens
What kind of disease are you?

Barbarella:

Barbarella is caused by Satan.




Barbarella disease makes you kick babies.
To cure Barbarella, build a lemur colony in your bathroom.
Name?


OMG IT'S TRUE! Except for kicking babies. I eat babies, not kick them.

Luckily the lemur colony in my bathroom is limited to one [info]furrylemur...

And...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY [info]snowgrouse!
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Aug. 22nd, 2005 @ 06:59 pm Have found the most wonderful thing...
Ginger Peach Tea, a lovely bit of decafeinated tea that's great over ice.

Also goes great with little cucumber sandwiches... I did a little Sunday brunch with my Mom before heading out to a friend's for a wee party. I even stuck my pinky out at this thing.

Honestly, I only went for my mother, cause there's nothing worse than listening to a gaggle of pseudo ladies gossiping over tea and caramel banana pie.

Ok so the pie and tea were worth every minute of it.

*grin*
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Aug. 21st, 2005 @ 05:50 pm Another in our continuing saga...
How its hangin': groovy

Of internet addictions...

I've been doing my best to avoid the whole mmorpg thing happening with CoH even though all my friends are addicted to it and had been doing pretty good at resisting the temptation...

Then it happened. I found a free mmorpg called Mu Online, a fantasy based RPG much like Warcraft online, but better because its totally free. It's been around for awhile, but I've been avoiding mmorpg traps, until yesterday...

Now I have an elven wench that's pretty good at workin the shaft, I mean shooting arrows. And much like me, is barely clothed and badass.

I fear soon I will need an intervention or someone to take my mind off playing by sexing me

Hamster: At least I'm not being blinded by the coat *scratches self*

...Yet. I just haven't found a way to skin characters as yet.

Hamster: *wide eyes* You wouldn't...

What? Wouldn't like to see a Dark Mage or Knight running around with Six's coat of arms? *snicker* Or how about I find a way to make an SPC skin...

Hamster: Not naked!Colin... *runs off in wee plastic hamster ball* If you need me I'll be scrubbing my brain in your washing machine
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Aug. 18th, 2005 @ 05:45 pm Gosh a productive day...
How its hangin': pooped in a sort of shaggable way

Or... How to sweat up a storm without involving sex.

Been busy with business the past few weeks so not a lot of time to check out my flist or post. I promise I haven't forgotten you. My one brain cell is hard at work going through my list even now... So on to the backbreaking productive day...

After working with clients today, I came home and decided that a lot little yard work was in order. (apparently I hadn't worked enough today and found more to do) What possessed me to do this in 90 degree heat, I'll never know, but its done. I mowed and trimmed in the back, and pruned trees away from the house. Also picked the rest of the ripe figs and a couple of ripe pears from my trees, sprayed for fireants and termites and got bit by something nasty on my hand and proceeded to fire up the grill and start a drunken chicken. Yes. I inebriate my poor chicken before I'll eat him. Far less painful for it that way... and far more quiet

Now all I need is a good long soak in a hot tub and someone to scrub my back.

PS: Hope those of you I sent out fig jam to enjoy it. Wasn't too shabby for a first time makin it. And hopefully the jars will get there in one piece. Also, I'm hoping to still get Gally replies done tonight. If I don't find someone to shag pass out from all the work first.
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Aug. 10th, 2005 @ 04:49 pm Following the herd...
Like the sheep I am...

( If I were a doll... )
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Jul. 28th, 2005 @ 06:12 pm I am a sweaty mess...
So since you guys didn't keep me distracted, I did the much dreaded yardwork. Or at least most of it. I got the mowing, edging, sweeping, pruning, and weed killing done. Now all that's left to do is a huge pile of woodchipping and the backyard mowing...

I'm gonna go off and die now, or at the very least, find some man to fan me and feed me...

figs...

*melts into sweaty puddle*
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Jul. 28th, 2005 @ 03:24 pm La Net is boring today
You're all slacking off. Get back to distracting me from the things I need to do.

I don't want to do yardwork, I'll melt. And if I'm gonna sweat that much, I'd rather be working it up in a different way.
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Jul. 27th, 2005 @ 07:42 pm Ok... this is getting ridiculous
So I have this fig tree. And at first it wasn't a hassle picking figs. There really weren't that many that had ripened... until now that is.

For the past week or so, I've been having to pick figs every day (5 to 6 lbs daily), with no end in sight. They're getting so ripe the sugar is oozing from the bottom of them (which is the way you tell they're ripe). Yes this tree is gianormous. Its so huge, huge things look little by comparisson. I swear I think its taking steroids or something. And SO many figs...

Now, I don't much care for figs myself, but Mr Foamy (the tree rat) and the birds do. As does Sable strangely enough.

So I'm wondering what to do with all this bounty... I mean, I've pawned off loads to my mother and she made jam, 18 jars. But there's only so much jam one can make. I've been giving them away to neighbors and their kids to eat. But eventually I'll run out of neighbors. And now I'm toying with the idea of making fig newtons. (mmmmm the only fig to eat in my opinion)

So anyone got any ideas on what I can do with all these figs? I've heard they're nice in some savory dishes and such, but I need some help here. Give me ideas or I shall be burried in fallen figs!
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Jul. 25th, 2005 @ 02:15 pm My flist at play...


*hangs head*

I guess you know where the SPC came from...
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Jul. 25th, 2005 @ 01:20 pm Simple minds have...
How its hangin': silly and shaggable

simple pleasures. So welcome to our next installment of Fridge Magnets OR...

The mindless things I do between shaggings.

( Clickyclicky )
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Jul. 25th, 2005 @ 04:27 am Hee!
Ummm whoever put the shoutout to me on the Fridgemagnets...

I saw it!

*giggle*
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Jul. 25th, 2005 @ 04:16 am Baaa-aaa-aaa-aahh
How its hangin': the meme knows all

Some meme sheepage courtesy of [info]ravenevermore...

Can't say as I find this one surprising...

( Ruination anyone? )
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Jul. 24th, 2005 @ 11:34 pm Ooooo Nifty!
You know, the only good thing about having been sick, was that I didn't feel bad when I was just lazy and futzin around on the PC. But this has backfired on me, in that, the newest timewaster I found... is intarweb crack. Basically you and others around the world get to drag little magnetic letters around on a whiteboard at the same time. It's called Someone keeps stealing my letters

Sadly, everytime I pull this little gem up, Beavis and Butthead seem to be arranging a lot of the letters.

And now, as with all addictions, I'm going to try to suck you all into it too share it with you...

You know you wanna click me...

Hamster: Ya know, that was cruel even for you... *wee eyes light up* I'm so proud.

I, ummm, guess now wouldn't be the time to tell you I immediately spelled out SPC would it...

Yes I'm just THAT geeky. Couldn't help but spell out a few DW references too. I'm so ashamed *hangs head; giggles*

EDIT: HAHAHA Some guy just put up Does anyone want to suck my dick, and I managed to spell out...

Only if its larger than your IQ.

GO ME!
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Jul. 21st, 2005 @ 07:22 pm I may not save the world...
Your Doctor Who Adventure (new series) by crapguitarist
Username
Age
Evil baddie you defeat
You manage to rescueivpiter
You are betrayed byhippy_dalek
Number of times you'll get to shag the Doctor252
Number of times the Doctor says "Fantastic!!"48
Likelihood you'll save the world: 40%
Quiz created with MemeGen!


But that's because I'm apparently too busy shagging the Doctor. *grin* Woo!

Hamster: OH GOD! Not the coat. NOT THE COAT! *tries to find a place to hide inside wee plastic hamsterball*

Oh yes the coat. And without it too... Mwahaha! *pervs*
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Jul. 8th, 2005 @ 01:29 pm Yarrrrrrr! It be time for some Scifi Cheese...
How its hangin': sick, bored and still randy

Today we're serving up something unusual on our menu, a delicious bit of Camembert. It's tasty on a cracker, its War of the Worlds...

Ya know, I rarely like any movie Tom Cruise is in. I can't figure out if its because I can't stand his acting or the fact that he's a real nutter. Scientology oh yeah, there's a cult that needs some koolaid. *snicker*

So I started watching the movie this morning (The internet is a beautiful thing Yo-ho) thinking it would be a real stinker. I had heard the hype, I had read the book, so I knew it wasn't gonna be the story I was familiar with.

Instead what I got, was a pretty good popcorn flick if I do say so myself. Great action bits, some signature Spielberg special effects, and some really frightening aliens.

So I give it 4 out of 5 cheese wheels. I gave it a 4 cause it could have stayed more true to the book and updated some of the elements of the story.

And umm, the geeky part of me couldn't help but wonder how the Doctor might have stopped the aliens...

Hamster: You are SUCH a geek sometimes

Careful, or I'll stick you in a picture with Seventies Porn Colin AND make you wear the coat...

Hamster: *flinches* Ok I take it back, I meant EVIL geek

That's better.
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Jul. 7th, 2005 @ 12:06 pm (pillow talk)
My thoughts and heart felt sympathies go out to all those effected by the London bombings. For those friends that have checked in through their LJ's, I'm truly grateful to know you're all ok. For those that haven't, I'll be looking for your posts...
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Jul. 7th, 2005 @ 02:23 am I blame [info]wishfulaces for this momentary lapse of reason...
Enzyme
You are an enzyme. You are powerful, dark,
variable, and can change many things at your
whim...even when they're not supposed to be
changed. Bad you. You can be dangerous or
wonderful; it's your choice.


Which Biological Molecule Are You?
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Eeeek! So scary in its accuracy...
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Jul. 7th, 2005 @ 01:48 am (pillow talk)
*pops out of cake*

Happy Birthday [info]drake57!!!!

May all your beers be cold, your women naked, and...

I'm sure you can guess the rest.

*wink*

Remember, if you do something I would, you're likely to end up....

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Jul. 5th, 2005 @ 04:05 pm Following my flist like the memesheep I am...
Baaaa-aa-aa-aaaaah

( Let's see.... Which Doctor do I like best? )

( If I were a TARDIS console which would I be? )

Oh yeah! SCORE!

Hamster: Dear God Woman! Don't start that again! *scratches self*

At least I'm not complaining about my hang over anymore.

Hamster: That's a shock, considering that multicolored patchwork eyesore would give just about anyone a headache

Only if you look at it too long. It's like looking at the sun. Very interesting for a few moments, then your eyeballs burst. Would you like me to picture him naked instead?

Hamster: *flinches* The coat is torture enough thank you very much...
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