MICKEY: "Do you think he can fly?"
Jake: "Shh, here he comes!"
JESUS: "Well, all right, it's time for me to tell you all what you've done wrong since I last saw you. And don't try to hide, I will find you....because I'm Jesus.
Let's start with you, Martha. You lied to your mother the other day.
Mickey, you said a naughty word when you hurt your hand on a Cyberman.
Jake, you laughed at him when he hurt his hand.
Moving right along: Doctor, you kissed Martha Jones the other night. Not too much, just enough to make me angry.
Adam, we gave info to the enemy, didn't we? Yes we did.
And Reinette, you were slow-dancing a little too close with that angel of yours.
And you, I can't remember your name, so you're off the hook for now.
Rose, I saw you kissing an idiot behind that big rock the other day.
Branigan, I'm sorry to say I saw you stick up your finger when someone cut you off while driving on the motorway.
Sarah Jane, you're not wearing your "I [heart] the TARDIS" t-shirt.
Donna, I don't mind you becoming brilliant but not more brilliant than the Doctor.
Jack. You know what you did, I just can't talk about it....since I'm Jesus.
All right all you sinners. It's time to pay the piper."