There's a little piece of paradise here, 200k south of Auckland and to the side a bit. It's not quite Paeroa and it's not quite Tauranga; it's not even quite Katikati - which is the closest town to us (and I do mean "town" in those bracket things that yuppies and annoying people use via gesticulation when they mean to emphasize something). The place where we have now based ourselves for the remaining few days of our holidays (part One), is...
It... starts with O. Onaga-something. Ongarere point or something. Anyways, there's sand and sea and jacuzzis - which is a flash word for spa - and beautiful ragdoll cats and of course, mountains and mountains of Yaoi!
Yes, Six, those are the comics where guys bum each other

Here is a diagram of flashness. Please note the boner and enjoy.

We went to
Karangahake gorge on our first day here and wandered around the bush where there were old ruins of mining machinery and so forth (lots of pictures of RAPE ZONES - good reference for future art pieces, ohohohohoho), and a 1.1km tunnel in almost complete darkness. Tsukia and I took off our specs and put on our sunnies so we were just like blind people! Only... we could see a bit.
Rotorua was a waste of time - if you ever travel to NZ, only go to Rotovegas if you:
a) Have lots of money (and I DO MEAN LOTS. Half of the stuff on the tour sites you used to be able to do for free! You can't even go up Mt Tarawera anymore unless you're a tour bus!).
b) Really REALLY want to sit in hot springs or mud baths or see guys dress up in grass skirts and stick their tongues out at you.
c) Got way lost trying to stalk *
Go-Devil-Dante fuuuuuu. So yes. Rotorua = poo. It even smells like it... Well, sulphur at least.
Today made up for it though, since we spent most of the day bumming and doodling loads of shitty pictures as I dreamed of becoming Maki Murakami (or at least, publishing manga as dirty as she), then Tsukia's stepdad took us out
biscuiting (tubing) on the channel. First time, too (and second time I've been on a boat in my life - not counting disneyland)! Dog-Girl stayed in the boat. She dug her claws in and everything; we were lucky enough to get her that far... but Rahhc, Tsukia and GDD were damn good at it - clinging on like barnacles to the doughnuts. I managed to flip the doughnut and land directly on top of Rahhc (forcing us to ride tandem until the boat stopped). But my best move of the day was punching myself in the face when the wake sent us bouncing off the water; no one believes me, but I actually planned that...
Oh yeah.. and Tsukia managed to get a pipi stuck to her toe.
We know not how... Possibly, cosmic forces were involved.What's on the board for tomorrow? DUNNO! We may be dead! We may be... sticky. We may... drive back... WHO KNOWS?????
Hope you're all enjoying school, nyah nyah
DDD
The pipi is gone too, by the way. No animal/mollusc cruetly here!Random Quotes:
"I can't remember laughing on this trip" Rahhc
"That was delicious!" Flies (after exiting a toilet - at the Orbit Restaurant, no less)
Dog-girl tripping on Ruki the cat, consequently bashing her nose on a suitcase, while trying not to "Break his leg"
Edit: Just quickly, why the fuck would you put an anonymity meme in your journal, then piss and moan about comments you don't like? Sheesh, buy a fucking clue! Whatta pile of duh.