badangomaster

05:53 pm: Where have Cowboys Gone?
So, what's up?

A lot of CRAP has happened since the last time I've posted. But I don't really feel like telling everyone.

http://515comics.com

10:06 pm: Gone Gone Gone
I don't have internet anymore,,,, Hey.

05:20 pm: Bye bye bye. Gonna fight.
I...
Have to pee.


I had a really weird dream last night.
I was was in an orchard (spelling?) Type place. Picking those little round candies they sell at Waldens and Boarders. They were Plum flavored.... And that if you blow in them with a straw... rock music comes out. But Some one didn't believe me so I spent a bunch of time picking another one... Then Katie thought it was a killers song... but it wasn't! I couldn't prove her wronge. I woke up.
In some point in the dream Rachel got her wallet stolen... Again?
I should have never started eatting chocolate again.
I've been eatting candy bars... and the night before I actually had one of those round candies.
Other than the Milky Way I had today... I will never eat chocolate again...
unless it's homemade... or in cake. Yeh.

12:16 pm: So I went to Anime Iowa
Anime Iowa wasn't bad this year, I didn't have much fun, but it wasn't bad.
I watched some funny anime , and spent $110 dollers on the fellow comic artists... Then some cheap anime.
Oh, and crack candy.

09:38 am: . . .
Krauser, Go get the girl.

04:20 pm: I gave up on Live Journal for a while.
Yo, hey what's up? How's every one doing?

I've been up to nothing, just being me I guess. I wish I had some sweet rolls. Shit I have to get gas.
There is no way I am paying 3 bucks for a gallon of that soul sucker.

11:41 am: Just to let you all know.
For the longest time(It started in 11th grade), I didn't like Casey. She was mean to Rachel, used people and doesn't care for things unless it benefited her. For example, the whole dress thing. Casey got mad because she couldn't get her dress because Emily and Bailee were fighting (sisters do that). She walked off in anger and said to of thought of jumping off a bridge. Over a dress. When she finally got her dress, she only wore it once. Maybe more, but I only saw it on her once. I didn't tell anyone how I felt because I didn't want to lose Alicia as a friend. At that time there and Alicia and Casey were best friends.
Now Casey has egged Alicia's car for a second time.
We think she blames Alicia for all her friends leaving her. Which it wasn't Alicia's fault. I've felt raw feelings for Casey, much longer than Alicia did.
So congrats, Casey, congrats on getting revenge. I hope you feel better about your self now. Can you sleep ? You've put Alicia to justice by egging her car. I think you deserve a medal.
You keep on telling people to grow up. And thanks to you, I think we’ve had. You taught us to learn who our real friends are.
Now I think someone should take their own advise.
I know, Casey, that you are never going to read thins. But by chance, I want you to know that I don’t hate you, I just never want to talk to you or hear from you again. But if you keep on fucking With my friends I’m sure I can find civil law to settle your actions.

03:21 am: All you Resident Evil Fans
I got inspired by what Chris about Leon turning around and shooting Ashley to join Saddler... So I started to write a fan-fic of Resident Evil 4...
It's called Resident Evil 4 : The Hidden Endings. All it is about is just how the game could have ended in many different ways... so far I have 4 but only posted 2. My favorite so far is The Ending You Know That Will Never Happen.
I say you should all check it out (It even has Merchant in it), but you don't have to take my word for it!

http://www.fanfiction.net/~asellus

07:49 pm: My Heart is Bleeding, please give me a band-aid
Today I woke up, and it was raining! Oh god! Why me? My life is ruined, my boyfriend beat me up again and I stayed with him because I love him! Even though I really love another man! So I cut myself for my impure thoughts! I love the way the blood trickles down my wrist!!
I dyed my hair black, to match the color of my soul! The way I truely feel!! Oh god, my heart is bleeding! I think I'll write some poetry... It'll start-
No one cares,
I love death -
And then I'll carry on from there about how I hear the devil crys my name at night!
I would tell him to shut up but I love satan!
I'm in love with a guy, but he is dissapearing! Can't I save him? OH! I think I should kill myself. That is the answer to every thing!! Oh! This crule world! My best friend and I are becoming distant? Should I kill her, or me? I think I'll kill myself!
And when I am fianlly dead, no one will go to my funaral! They'll say, "Oh I didn't like that beautiful and amazing girl!"
But I don't care, I never liked them anyway. Because in this world you can trust, NO ONE!


DUH DUH DUHNNNNNNNNN!!!!

02:31 pm: Alicia, Mr. Wheeler and Greg
I am happy I found my old story about Alicia and Mr. Wheeler! Oh yeah. It's on my fiction press account!!

http://www.fictionpress.com/~asellus

Every one should go!

And if you notice, half my stories are about.. Alicia. Heh. I know.

07:17 pm: Yawn
Huh, I am never on here anymore. I guess it's because I am lazy? Hm.

Any way here is the first part to Alicia Meets Boys Online 2: Alicia Met Boy Online.

ALICIA MET BOY ONLINE

A mere boy man stood near a large ominous shape. The boy of course was shirtless, But only for the purpose of his tattooed covered body. He was holding his arms up listening for his god.
The ominous shape flipped to show the answer.
“It is time.” The man boy said menacingly.


Two very long or long enough years passed since a girl named Alicia me a boy online. It’s not a new story, meeting someone online, many people do it every day, (heh do it). It just so happens that Alicia met the wrong boy… or Alien. Alicia moved to planet Bexus with the alien, his name was Gareth. Well… Still is, but sometimes otherwise, (He likes to be called Binky).
And so their life on Bexus has been a happy one… or maybe not.

* * *


It’s been 3 days since Alicia’s last meal she lay wasted on Gareth’s futon/couch/Alicia’s bed. She didn’t have a job… and well she couldn’t in this alien planet. So she couldn’t even go and buy food. Even if she had this alien currency how would she get passed the newly installed alarms Gareth set up to recognize Alicia. So if she walked through the door it would start blaring and notify the police and Gareth. All this, as he put it, “For her own protection.” Alicia was miserable, but for some odd reason she was still there. Before the alarms she had plenty of chances to get away, (After he stopped feeding her) but she never left… And now she wished she had. She heard clicks at the door.
“Oh Bexus here’s Gareth.” Alicia thought.
The door opened and she herd a familiar voice that she hadn’t herd in a year.
“Hel-lo? Gareth?” It was Daren.
Alicia was too weak to get up.
“Not here.” She said.
“Oh god, Alicia?” Daren ran to the couch, “I knew this would happen… I’m sorry!”
He looked around for some unknown reason.
Daren gasped when he saw the humungous alarm over the front door.
He patted her head tenderly, “Let’s go.” He said.
“Go?” Questioned Alicia.
“Go.”
“Where?”
“Earth.”
When Alicia heard that word she sat up as quick as gun fire, “Home!”
All the blood soon rushed down from her face and she fell down on the seat of the couch.
“First.” Daren said as he picked up Alicia (Oh yes he did!), “Let’s get something to eat.”
Alicia’s eyes glittered, why was Daren being so nice? Or was he always this way? And at this point she didn’t mind that he was carrying her. The Alarms came blaring on as the stepped out the door… And that’s when Gareth’s watch beeped.


Gareth’s job was putting tanning lotion on the girls at the Bexus tanning salon. He totally loved his job. I mean, who wouldn’t love rubbing oil all over women’s bodies? Right now he was oiling a total babe whom he promised to take out after her bake. Alicia didn’t cross his mind once, at least until his watch started beeping.
“She escaped.” Gareth thought.
It never occurred to him that he never actually loved Alicia, he just wanted her, even though they never “physically” connected (Thank goodness right?). Which was all that Gareth wanted anyway. And then for a moment Gareth thought, “Why don’t I just let her go?”
But keeping Alicia was only way.
“Are you leaving?” The girl questioned.
“Yes.”


Daren and Alicia were in Daren’s hubber car on their way to Bexus Burger home of the moocow stake. Alicia was felling better already, earlier Daren handed her a bottle of tea to keep her by.
“Now Alicia, when we get there you can get as much as you want… but just remember… if you eat too much at once you’ll get sick.” Daren cautioned.
“I know, I’ve been through this eight times already…” Alicia informed.
“That bastard.”
“Daren I want to ask you a question...”
“?”
“Why are you being nice, why did you even come to Gareth in the first place, and why go to Earth?”
“… A question, riiighht.” He smirked, “Okay one, even though I don’t see you a lot you’re like a sister to me. Two, Gareth broke into my house and stole my curtains and three, that’s your real home plus I’m going to win Casey’s heart… or at least try.”
“Oh.”
BLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Daren hubber car phone rang. He pushed a button and the screen on the dash board flashed, Gareths face appeared on the screen.
“Hello Daren… Alicia.” He said hoarsely.
“Fuck you Gareth.” Daren said as he was about to hang up.
“I wouldn’t leave if I were you Alicia, it’ll only make things worse.”
“Gareth you’re too stupid to do anything.” Daren said coldly.
“Look behind you.”
Daren looked in his rear view widescreen. And there looming behind them was Gareth’s hubber truck laced with Daren curtains.
“My curtains, you bitch!”
Alicia leaned over, “Pease don’t stop.”
“I won’t, Daren sped up, “It just looks like lunch will have to wait.”

Daren raced toward the top of the Landers building where the saucer was parked. It was close enough to see in the distance. To get the upper hand, Daren weaved in and out of traffic as Gareth was too slow to do, he would just wait in the line. And then that’s when some one ahead stopped to take a left.
“Damn it all!” Gareth cried, “You’ll get away this time, Alicia, But I’ll get you back!!”


They arrived at the Landers Building shortly after.
“Alicia, Let’s go home.”


Kassie was now well placed in the mall, she worked a steady job that she hated, she made cookies. Every now and then she would think about the events that had taken place a year and a half ago. Alicia, Gareth… Daren. She shuttered.
“Kassie,” Her manager said, “Take out the garbage.”
She nodded and picked up the bags and headed to the back.
“When will I get to see Alicia again?” She thought.
When she got to the dumpsters, she threw the bag in and hardly noticed the UFO that was crashed into the ground. Before she stepped into the mall she smelled a smell that didn’t come from the trash… It smelt… Burnt. She looked toward the truck port, and in the truck port she saw an alien space craft. This would be shocking if she hadn’t see Alicia leave on a craft herself.
And that’s when she recognized the model.
“Alicia!” She gasped.
Just then the door opened. Alicia and Daren stepped out dizzily. Alicia looked up and saw Kassie with her mouth gapping open.
“Alicia!!” She finally said. She looked over and saw a man ominously standing by Alicia, “Daren…
“Kassie.” He mumbled.
Alicia walked steadily up the steps to where Kassie was standing, “Let’s go get something to eat.”
That’s when Kassie noticed how thin Alicia looked, and she frowned. Alicia walked into the mall without Kassie or Daren. Daren started to follow her when Kassie touched his arm softly, his heart jumped.
“What happened to her?” She asked quietly.
Daren turned slightly, “Well… you know… Er, Gareth wasn’t true to his dog*.”
He turned back to the door and went into the mall. Kassie soon followed.

*Remember, dog means love partner.*

01:51 am: I will be gone.
I leaving today at 8am to Dubuque for Kerri's wedding thing. So I won't be back till later sunday!! I am sorry Ashley, I have been a very bad friend lately, I have been saying I will hang out with you and haven't! Please don't hate me! If I get back early enough on sunday, should I get you a call? So I can see you before you leave?
Then I work on monday... when? I don't know.
So Tiana I will givee you a call on tuesday!
Hugs to Bailee, Emily, Mia, Joelle. I wish I hung out with you guys more!
I am a bad person!

05:54 pm: Heh.
SEX!

06:00 pm: Words are only words.
I wish I could dance.

And tetris took my soul.

05:52 pm: Come and get it now.


I made this today for my wallpaper. Isn't it awesome.


Last night I had two interesting dreams.
The first one I was in a house, I don’t know why I was in it, but it was a big one like… Well, the Spencer Mansion in Resident Evil. I was with Katie. And we were doing something. Then we found out that there was a zombie outbreak (in the house). We were in this room, and we wanted a place to hide. Then I remember Katie said that one room had a broken door knob so that no one can get in it. Magically the room we were in had a secret path to the no door knob room. We went through the closet and then through a tiny little door that was in the closet and then bam! We were in the room.! I covered the door we came in through with pillows and stuff, because I thought it would help… After that we kind of sat down for a while, there was a t.v. in the room and I was thinking about watching it. Then I noticed that I had to pee. So I told Katie I was going, and I think she wanted me to get some food. When I got to the bathroom it was my house, and my mom came through the kitchen with… groceries? Not sure. But I asked her why she was doing that when there were Zombies. And I think that’s about it for this dream.

My next one Started with Bailee and I leaving a camp place (It looked like cuttys from the outside) We were in my car waiting to leave in front of the road. My dad was there too, but not really. He was shoting stuff from my roof.. Bailee and I heard a howl from a wolf, so my dad was going to kill it (If any one knows my dad he’s a computer geek so he wouldn’t be walking around with a rifle) I was looking out my window to see anything, and I don’t think I was in he drivers seat, I was in the passengers seat. Then to the other side of the car the wolf appeared and ran away… And my dad followed it. So then I was going to leave the camping place, when I noticed Military cars coming in from both sides of the road, That’s when I think Bailee said, “It’s too bad they are fighting against each other.” I was like Wha? When A car drove past me and on the road, on fire. So I turned around to go back in to the camp place and zoomed past the check in booth. I headed toward this area of cottage booths I opened this fence door and drove my car in it then closed it. You know, to hide. I then took off my shoes and then my jacket (I don’t know why) then I ran with Bailee to this empty cottage house (All the rest was filled with hiding people) But along the way I lost Bailee. When I was in this cottage house thing (Which was more like a square piece of wood standing up on grass, There was no floor and part of the roof could be lifted up) I screamed Bailees name over and over again. “BBAAAIILLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” I think I screamed it, A LOT. I was looking through the top of the roof trying to see her. (The whole time this is happening more people are entering this house thing I’m in) Another person entered in the room, I looked and it was … Avery? (I don’t know why she was in my dream) She through me my jacket as I was thinking, “This isn’t Bailee, I want Bailee.” Then I noticed that she didn’t give me my shoes so I asked her, “Where’s my shoes?” She didn’t answer me. I was getting no where with the Bailee search, when I noticed (And you never guess this) I had to pee (and surprising enough when I woke up, I didn’t have to pee. Maybe I like to dream about it) I left to this car outhouse thing around the corner (It was dark now). I sat in it and was about to get ready to pee, when I looked out in the sky and saw a small glowing silhouette of an ALIEN SPACECRAFT in the sky. And I thought, “I ran out of time” (HAHAHHA I bet you all thought everyone was hiding from the military!! Nope it’s Aliens) I didn’t get to go, because I had to floor it, before I even left, the silhouette flew around it to the part of the sky I couldn’t see, then it came back much closer and it’s beams of light were flashing everywhere. I was running as fast as I could, but you know in dreams… that’s not fast at all. And I was defiantly Alien chow. Then I started thinking to my self, I don’t want to die. And I wouldn’t be in this situation if I didn’t go to the bathroom. Sooo I popped back in time in the dream where I was in the house thing waiting for Bailee. Then I woke up. And I never found Bailee :)

03:42 pm: Hey there.
I'm sorry, I wasn't able to reply on a lot of entries.

Otis says, "meow."

12:53 am: I am serious!
GO TO MY DA PAGE
http://asellus.deviantart.com/


I should stop listing to the Backstreet boys black and blue cd.
But it inspires me. Really.

After I draw the Condemned comic, I'd like to see it as an animated show.
And the “Get Another Boyfriend” song would make a great filler to show that the boy doesn't want Lucifer to pursue this girl.

I can just image it, Lucifer is sweet talking to this girl, and across the hall (in the mall) is boy. And you know of course this boy likes her too. (You think things should be easy? HA)
Then the music starts. He starts singing the lyrics (which I think would be hilarious, boy singing a Backstreet Boy song) He walks closer, and when it comes to the chorus a bunch of mall shoppers join with him and start dancing. (I thought I make them do a bunch of Backstreet moves with some Jackson moves too.)
During this whole thing the girl looks confused,
And when the song is over, the people walk away and go about their normal business. Because, you know, stuff like that happens in the mall every day.

And I am so pathetic; I also came up with the idea for the opening theme song. (You know this is what I think about when I am spacing out)
I would use The Faint song, Southern Bells, And it would open with the outside of the mall, then show the inside all empty. But when the song starts getting a faster pace (Faint listeners should know what I am talking about) You will get shots of people shopping and walking around in the mall. Then when the lyrics actually start playing that’s when you see Lucifer walking (with a jig) toward the screen, then boy and other important characters (you know they do that it animes) And then clips from the show and stuff.


Gasp. I know all this is so interesting. And that no one read this. But I don't care! I like my ideas. And it feels good to vent them out or I will explode.

Oh, By the way, I think I will take some orders for Badango t-shirts… I don’t know how much I should charge. Or if even. Like if I forgot a Birthday or something. Just tell me your size and stuff.
But you know, anyone can win a shirt. Go to my DA Site.
http://asellus.deviantart.com/
I won’t shut up till I get my 10,00o views!!!

05:59 pm: This is important to me.
I am having a little contest on my Deviant Art page to help my veiws go up a little more. Please go and help out. Even advertise for me or something. It'll make me feel more important than I feel now (and you don't want to know).

SO GO!

http://asellus.deviantart.com/

01:29 pm: LOST AND FOUND
Any one missing
-The Sims: Hot Date
-The Sims: House Party
-The Sims:Unleased

You see I have them. But they aren't mine.

11:15 pm: Oh the Glory
Last time on Alicia Meets boy online...
* "I'm not crazy!" He said as he wiped off his mouth with his arm, "I;m from planet Bexas. I want you to be my dog!"

"..." She said, "..." She raised her eyebrows, " Your... dog?'

"Yes my devoted one goodness"

"Oh"

"So, what do you say?"

"I say, hell no," Alicia stood up to be more dramatic, "I'm not going to be no dog of yours!"

"No, Alicia!" *




She walked away with Garrets heart in her pocket.. As she took the escalator up he felt more apart from his torn heart.

He ran and slid on his knees to the bottom of the escalator. He lifted his arms from his sides, breathed in a big gulp of air and screamed, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

You get the point.

It hurt Alicia to walk from the crazy man, but it had to be done, he was mentally insane!! (Not that I hate crazy people or anything). She tried ignoring the ever-so-long "No" but, it ran in her ears as it did to everybody else.

He screamed in till some yelled, "SHUT UP!"

Garreth up the escalator when he was up at the top he looked left and right for Alicia. Only to find out that she was in front of him. They ran into each others arms. He spun her around as she confessed her love.

"I love you!"

Soon claps of watching mall audience was heard.

Alicia continued, "I want to be you dog!"

They stopped clapping and turned their heads in shame. Mothers walked away covering their children's ears.

***

"Oh dear." Said Kassie, "You've gone crazy."

She patted him on the back and started to walk away when she heard a faint, "NOOOOOO-"

Darien stood up, "Garreth"

Kassie turned around, "You know that guy?"


"He's my brother."

"Gasp!" Kassie gasped.


Darien glared at Kassie, "You really didn't have to say gasp."


"That's what you think, " Kassie mumbled, "Dumb-ass."


"What?"


"Nothing."

Darien shook his head, "Anyway, I'll get Casey back later, right now I have to see what Garrerth is up to."

He ran away.

Casey and shirtless Phil walked up to Kassie after seven minutes of heaven.

"Hey look, it's woodsmith boy." Kassie said sarcastically.

Casey grabbed Phil rippling muscles, "Why were you gone so long!"

Phil smiled a 'I'm the best' Smile, "A-Ha! While I was lost in the woods I found a cabin with a Ps2 and Kingdom Hearts," He glanced over at Kassie, "I beat Sephiroth 150 times."

"W-" Kassie started and finished, Casey interrupted her.

"Where's Vennessa?"

Vennessa walked up to the group with a cone in her hand.

"Where is Alicia?" Vennessa asked.

Kassie explained, "She was with Garreth and Darien ran off believe he heard Garreth yell, "No-" Then clams that they're brothers and so he went that way," Point, "If we just follow we could find."

They nodded and went with what she said.

***

"I love you, I want to be your dog!"

"BO!" Darien shouted quickly, "Garreth!"

Garreth dropped Alicia, carefully.

"No, what!?"

"She's human she can't be your dog!"

Some people still watching nodded.

"Why can't I have a dog! You never let me keep one!" Garreth argued.

"Remember the last one you had! You locked her in your house when you went on vacation... For two years!" He took a breath, "She died!"

"Every one makes mistakes!"

Alicia looked confused as they were fighting. She saw her group of friends, excluding Phil*, walked up. (*Phil doesn't count Alicia hates him) But they stood in a distance. Just to watch.

"How can I trust you with another dog, a human dog!" Darien

"BECAUSE I LOVE HER!"

It was silent.

Vennessa whispered over to Casey, "Didn't they just meet?"

"No you don't!" Darien yelled.

"Yes I do!" Garreth yelled back.

"No you DON'T"

"YES I DO!"

Vennessa finished her cone and ran up it the middle of them throwing her hands in the air.

"Why don't you guys shut up!" She asked, "Can you not you get alone?" Are you not brothers?" They looked down, "Isn't family members supposed to get alone, can't we all?"

"Wow Vennessa," Alicia gasped, "I never heard you ask such powerful words!"

Vennessa smiled and walked back with the group.

"I don't know who you are, "Alicia spoke to Darien, "But I do know this, I want to move to Bexas and I want to be Garreths dog. We are in love, And I know how to break locks."

Darien smiled and nodded, "Let's go then we have created enough chaos on this planet."

He looked over at Casey in Phil's arms, it was time to give up any way. They started walking to the Mall entrance, walking slowly and swaying like.

"ALICIA, No!" Kassie called out, "Don't go."

She stopped.

The group (Except Phil) ran up to Alicia (Phil walked).

Tears flowed out of Casey's eyes, "I don't know where Bexas is, but don't go!"

"Don't leave with these Aliens, they'll rape you!" Kassie said.

"They're Aliens?" Vennessa asked.

"They're not, " Phil spoke, "They're crazy."

Alicia shook her head, "Sorry guys, I don't care if they are crazy or not. I love Garreth and I want to be with him, forever."

"Can't he live here?" Asked Vennessa.

"Tsk, No." He replied.

Alicia breathed out heavily, "I'm leave whether you like it or not."

Every one frowned except for Phil, he smiled.

"Shut up Phil!" She shot back.

She didn't notice the fact that he was back from the woods and wasn't wearing a shirt. Phil crossed his arms. Alicia hurt to leave her friends but this was something her body knew that she had to do. She'd be the first person to travel to another planet, if it is, with an alien, or crazy human, she just met (But in my mind it's been a year). She looked at their sad faces and Phil's happy face, a deep sharp pain struck in her chest. She's never going to she them again. This made her tear up, but not change her mind. She turned her back, to hind the tears.

"Must be strong." She thought.

She felt arms around her as Casey hugged her.

"Good bye Alicia." She said softly.

That pulled Alicia's last string of strength, tears rolled down her cheeks fast. She couldn't stop them. Casey held her tighter and Alicia could feel her wet tears on her.

Casey let go and stepped back., Alicia turn around to face them, Casey's eyes were red. Alicia looked over at Vennessa, she stepped in to give Alicia a big hug, "Good bye." Se said. She stepped back.

Darien tapped his feet, "Come on!"

Kassie looked at Alicia and smiled, "Bye."

Alicia nodded. Garreth grabbed Alicia's shoulders to turn her around.

The group watched them go through the mall door, then they were gone.

THE END.


Ah. It's over. The End. But I can't remember if I've posted this before... Hum.