baberfied_world (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} baberfied_world) wrote,@ 2005-03-14 23:18:00 |
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Uglafieds
While a largely analogous race on the whole, there exist baberfieds who have strayed from the genetic blueprint to be born with hideous physical deformities. These can range from subtle limps or hunches to more extreme afflictions such as green skin and extra noses. While no scientific explanation exists to explain the phenomena, these genetic stragglers are unaffectionately dubbed "Uglafieds" by their baberfied cousins.
Whilst one would think that their hideous exteriors and social unacceptance would become a breeding ground for bitterness and resentment, Uglafieds are usually found to be indaviduals of un-naturally high enthusiasm and most seem blisfully unabashed by their physical deformity. Some even see their condition as more of a blessing than a curse.
No better example is there of this than "Gonjie", the Uglafied singer of rock band "Knockstar". So convinced was he that his incredible good looks would blight his career with false claims from greedy females and their subsequent lawsuits that upon receiving a record deal he ran naked through the baberfied capital of Cockles, thus ensuring that none of his future conquests could 'prove' their claims by being the only ones who could describe the more 'characteristic' elements of his birthday suit.
Unfortunately for Gonjie, this move to prolong his career ironically became it's undoing... a warrant was immediately issued for his arrest and within hours of his 'display' he was sent to the palace tower, and executed several days later.
While a largely analogous race on the whole, there exist baberfieds who have strayed from the genetic blueprint to be born with hideous physical deformities. These can range from subtle limps or hunches to more extreme afflictions such as green skin and extra noses. While no scientific explanation exists to explain the phenomena, these genetic stragglers are unaffectionately dubbed "Uglafieds" by their baberfied cousins.
Whilst one would think that their hideous exteriors and social unacceptance would become a breeding ground for bitterness and resentment, Uglafieds are usually found to be indaviduals of un-naturally high enthusiasm and most seem blisfully unabashed by their physical deformity. Some even see their condition as more of a blessing than a curse.
No better example is there of this than "Gonjie", the Uglafied singer of rock band "Knockstar". So convinced was he that his incredible good looks would blight his career with false claims from greedy females and their subsequent lawsuits that upon receiving a record deal he ran naked through the baberfied capital of Cockles, thus ensuring that none of his future conquests could 'prove' their claims by being the only ones who could describe the more 'characteristic' elements of his birthday suit.
Unfortunately for Gonjie, this move to prolong his career ironically became it's undoing... a warrant was immediately issued for his arrest and within hours of his 'display' he was sent to the palace tower, and executed several days later.
