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Baberfieds
Baberfieds. Occupants of the Beforelife universe and denizens of the baberfied world.
Baberfieds are best thought of as adult-height humanoids with many of the same asthetic qualities as a feotus. They have larger-than-average saucer black eyes, predominantly speak with an accent best described as 'drunk Scottish with a lisp', and are nearly always completely bald (perhaps having loose whisps of hair on their heads, but no more than your average adult male has on their forearms).
Baberfieds seldom opt to wear much clothing, usually preffering garments such as togas, loose robes or nappies. There are, of course, exceptions to every rule and it is not unheard of to see a magnificently dressed baberfied strutting his stuff in one of the more affluent areas of the world. The general rule, however, is that you put yourself more at risk the more 'bling' you associate yourself with.
Baberfieds are creatures of very low moral fiber, and to whom mortality is just a 9 letter word. A good analogy is to compare their outlook on death to our own attitude towards missing a bus. It's a annoying, yes, but not a particularly big deal and can actually be quite amusing if it happens to someone else. The most common cause of death is 'knocking'.
Baberfieds. Occupants of the Beforelife universe and denizens of the baberfied world.
Baberfieds are best thought of as adult-height humanoids with many of the same asthetic qualities as a feotus. They have larger-than-average saucer black eyes, predominantly speak with an accent best described as 'drunk Scottish with a lisp', and are nearly always completely bald (perhaps having loose whisps of hair on their heads, but no more than your average adult male has on their forearms).
Baberfieds seldom opt to wear much clothing, usually preffering garments such as togas, loose robes or nappies. There are, of course, exceptions to every rule and it is not unheard of to see a magnificently dressed baberfied strutting his stuff in one of the more affluent areas of the world. The general rule, however, is that you put yourself more at risk the more 'bling' you associate yourself with.
Baberfieds are creatures of very low moral fiber, and to whom mortality is just a 9 letter word. A good analogy is to compare their outlook on death to our own attitude towards missing a bus. It's a annoying, yes, but not a particularly big deal and can actually be quite amusing if it happens to someone else. The most common cause of death is 'knocking'.
