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  • Oct. 11th, 2005 at 8:23 AM
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I'm driving into work today and listening to the radio. The lame morning D.J.s are interviewing Hugh Heffner. They banter back and forth about what a "god" he is and then talk about his three girlfrends (Kendra, Bridget and Holly!) and the fact that there's an actual hierarchy comes up. Holly is #1 girlfriend, Bridget is #2 girlfriend and Kendra --being the "new kid on the block" -- is girlfriend #3.

One of the D.J.s asks how the ranking is established (Performance? Looks? Sense of humor? Mad cooking skillz?) and Heffner shares that Kendra has only been around for a year or so, Bridget about two, but Holly...well, Holly has been with him for FOUR years and he feels with her, there is a special connection. He then adds, "I will spend the rest of my life with Holly."


That Heff, what a fucking romantic!
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[info]cheryln wrote:
Oct. 11th, 2005 02:29 pm (UTC)
I was very poor when I bought my car, and I've commuted to work on the train for the last more than seven years, so I never replaced it (since we have another car that was my husband's before we got married). It doesn't have a CD player in it, and the FM recently blew. So I'm stuck with just AM radio while I drive. The stuff on there just leaves my mouth hanging open.
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[info]avalera wrote:
Oct. 11th, 2005 02:53 pm (UTC)
I can imagine. There's a huge billboard on the expressway that advertises some conversative AM radio show and all it says is "LIBERALS HATE IT!" It always makes me chuckle when I see it.
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[info]doeadear wrote:
Oct. 11th, 2005 02:41 pm (UTC)
Can you imagine if, say, Goldie Hawn got on the radio and talked about how she is shacking up with Kurt Russell, plus two hot young Hollywood studs. What would people say? Goldie is a slut, Goldie is robbing the cradle, bla bla bla. Double standards, male-dominated bull-puckey. Hugh Hefner will never die, he made a pact with the devil.

Sorry, it's just turning 8:00 am and I am NOT a morning person, ha!
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[info]avalera wrote:
Oct. 11th, 2005 02:52 pm (UTC)
How about it! I would love to see a woman shack up with three guys and everyone be O.K. with it.
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[info]missannethorpe wrote:
Oct. 11th, 2005 02:43 pm (UTC)
Well, romantic or realistic... When he says the rest of his life, he might only be thinking a couple more years. The guy is almost 80 after all.
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[info]avalera wrote:
Oct. 11th, 2005 02:47 pm (UTC)
True! What kills me is that one of his girlfriends said she wanted to be in Playboy ever since she was 4. Doing her pictorial was a dream come true and she cried during it.
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[info]gezellig_girl wrote:
Oct. 11th, 2005 03:43 pm (UTC)
Well, hey -- what's sexier than a naked woman crying?
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[info]calienteyfria wrote:
Oct. 11th, 2005 05:00 pm (UTC)
LOL!!!!
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[info]atheenah wrote:
Oct. 11th, 2005 03:06 pm (UTC)

I've also seen that television show a couple times where it's him and his girlfriends and I honestly wonder if there's any of a 'relationship' with the other two. It seems like the #1 is in charge and lives in his bedroom with him, and the other two sort of stand around and look cute. You can really tell with two of them it's all about the cash. I think that the #1 totally buys into the 'true love' deal with him. She wasn't even a playmate and got the playboy logo tat'd on her butt, or above her butt in her lower back.

/gag
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