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Dec. 6th, 2005

08:45 pm - Dear Cthulhu ...

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Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

Yesterday, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In June, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In November, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In July, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In December, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In February, I stopped [info]zornhau from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-970 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.


Your humble and obedient servant,
autopope


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From:[info]fluffcthulhu
Date:December 6th, 2005 09:04 pm (UTC)
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You will be eaten slightly later than you would have been. Also, you may not have your side of the bed tonight, and must sleep on the sofa in your study. I will keep the side of the bed which used to be yours nicely cold and slimy.
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From:[info]space_parasite
Date:December 6th, 2005 10:09 pm (UTC)
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Aren't Deep Ones famous for wanting humans to sleep with them?
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