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astolat
Date: 2008-09-01 14:48
Subject: story trailer for Time of Your Life!!!
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Tags:david cook

omg! look, look what [info]lavitaestbella made!

Trailer for Time of Your Life (Cook/Archuleta)

*dances around in delighted glee*

It's my story! she totally got it all in there! I have no idea how, but I was all, yes! that scene! and that one! and and and! Also they are adorable and have angst and hug a lot and make music together and yay.

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astolat
Date: 2008-08-24 18:09
Subject: HOME
Security: Public
Mood:recumbent recumbent
Tags:david cook, fanfic

NOT LEAVING APARTMENT AGAIN UNTIL OCTOBER. WILL COMMUNICATE VIA SEMAPHORE AND INTERNET.

*falls over half-dead in pile of used tissues, ugh*

eta: per request from [info]amanuensis1 in comments, story in semaphore:

small, silly image )

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astolat
Date: 2008-08-22 20:05
Subject: David Cook RPF: Madrigals and Misadventures (Cook/Archuleta)
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Tags:david cook, fanfic

*dances blithely through the fields in the Land of Wrong*

Madrigals and Misadventures (13,631 words)
Cook/Archuleta
Wherein there is magic, daring rescues, accidental kissing, not-so-accidental kissing, Clive Davis is evil, and everyone lives happily ever after.

With many many thanks to [info]cesperanza, [info]terrio, [info]celli, and [info]svmadelyn (ps to madelyn: sorry there is no swordfight for Lord Cowell! next time?)

All fb loved. :D

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astolat
Date: 2008-08-21 10:15
Subject: Vids! Mandara (Dune) and Black Black Heart (The Revenger's Tragedy)
Security: Public
Tags:dune, vids, vividcon

I am very gratefully home! at last, and after successfully staving it off for six weeks, the traveling has finally laid me low and I have what is trying to be a cold, argh. But I am fighting it off with fluids and vitamins, and have gotten the Vividcon vids up. :D

Note: Some players don't recognize the aspect ratio setting on xvid files. If you get squished video from the shiny downloaded versions, try using VLC!

Mandara
Song: Mandara by Vas
Source: Dune (1984 David Lynch movie)
Right-click save XviD (50 MB)
Stream at iMeem

notes )

Black Black Heart, made with [info]untrue_accounts
Song: Black Black Heart by David Usher
Source: The Revenger's Tragedy
Right-click save XviD (44 MB)
Stream at iMeem

notes )

Meanwhile, I haven't been watching SGA regularly for a while, so the cancellation doesn't hit me in the same gut way it once would have, but wtf, this came out of NOWHERE. What an awful and weird way and time to announce it. Way to let all the air out of the rest of this season, guys, both for us and for the actors. :( *hugs all in the fandom*

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astolat
Date: 2008-08-18 20:14
Subject: Vividcon!
Security: Public
Location:Navy Pier, Chicago
Tags:vividcon

I am not home yet (so no vid downloads until Wednesday, alas) but currently ensconced in a hotel in downtown Chicago, overlooking at the glowy hypnotic ferris wheel at Navy Pier and waiting for room service, after one of the most awesomest Vividcons ever. Life == \o/

I thought this was overall the strongest premieres vidshow since the second year of the con, and that continued into the challenge show. So so many good vids, omg.

BTW, a small pre-lj-cut PSA, if you are lucky enough never to have heard the song Handlebars and don't know the lyrics, do yourself a favor and wait to read vid reviews/listen to the song until you have watched [info]flummery's Doctor Who vid to the song. Go, go.

As I haven't had a chance to rewatch vids, I am going to be talking totally haphazardly about random ones that have stuck with me enough I have something to say about them without that -- mentioned here under the cut are Climbing Up The Walls, the Doctor Who Handlebars, and Supersmart from Premieres; I Want You (She's So Heavy), How Much Is That Geisha In The Window, and White America from Challenge; and Rasputin from Club Vivid.

vids vids vids )

Aside from the awesomeness of the vids, I just had a really great time hanging out both with people I have known for ages and also with many I had either never met or never really gotten to chat more with, in groups large and small. It was not quite enough, because it never is, but it was lovely. And to put the, um, okay, I was going to go to a sundae place but that would possibly not work right in context here, so er, to crown the weekend, [info]celli sent me her in-progress Cook/Archie story of awesome unlike the MEAN AND HEARTLESS [info]greensilver, who will be getting sadfaces in email from me pretty much nonstop until I am appeased, because it is not fair to taunt. ;__; So I totally don't care how much the rest of my so-called friends mocked me and my David Cook t-shirt, ha. :p

And with that, I am going to have a cup of tea and write a little fanfic and maybe see about hooking up a laptop to the TV here and watching some more vids.

Yay Vividcon!

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astolat
Date: 2008-08-16 21:54
Subject: \o/
Security: Public
Location:VIVIDCON

Holy crap that was an awesome vidshow. \o/

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astolat
Date: 2008-08-04 08:40
Subject: David Cook RPF: Claused (Cook/Archuleta)
Security: Public
Tags:david cook, fanfic

The story from the airport! \o/

With many thanks to [info]svmadelyn for the prompt, and to her, [info]giddygeek, and [info]terrio for beta. ♥

Claused (5000 words)
Cook/Archuleta, adult

So there was this clause in the contracts, where as long as he was single, he had to go out with another 19E client for at least four weeks at their request.

Read the story!

Onward to Nassau! \o/ Tour reports coming soon. :D

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astolat
Date: 2008-08-01 23:51
Subject: David Cook RPF: Mastermind (Cook/Archuleta)
Security: Public
Tags:david cook, fanfic

Before the story, I have to share: I have a David Cook google alert set up (shush, I hear you mocking me) and so the debut of David Archuleta's new single today came to me with this hilarious computer-generated announcement (this is NOT MADE UP):

David Archuleta Debuts First Single
Access Hollywood - USA
“American Idol” runner-up David Archuleta is backstage with Access’ Shaun Robinson and talks about his love for “Idol” winner David Cook. ...
It gets still more awesome when you follow the link and see the name and lyrics of the single, in this context. *dies laughing*


So, yes, story! This one is basically coming to you from the alternate universe of the grassy knoll and is ludicrous! You have been warned.

Mastermind (4600 words)
Cook/Archuleta, adult

Okay, David recognized the value of having everyone think he was, like, a total fluffhead, but he still hated seeing all these stories going, aww, poor helpless little David, controlled by his dad! Even if he had planted a few of them.

Read the story!

Many thanks to [info]terrio for beta, and all fb loved! :D

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astolat
Date: 2008-07-31 14:40
Subject: UK residents, can you help out?
Security: Public

Hey guys -- if you're in the UK, you could help out a friend and fellow fan who is in a really rough situation, which you can read about here at her blog (http://pnhlondon.wordpress.com/). Basically, she's got a really awful rare disease, and the good news is, an experimental drug was recently developed that enables her to live a full life. Problem is, being new, it's a very expensive drug, and the UK government is potentially about to cut funding. :( There's only a tiny number of people with this disease and so they are vulnerable to being swept under the rug, and need help to raise their voices.

So if you are in the UK and have a chance, please take a second to sign the online petition, and if you can, please take a minute, too, and drop a line to the Health Minister (details at the blog)? Snail mail is best, but if not, an email will help too. And if you are not in the UK, you could help out by passing it along.


In other news, I am HOME! \o/ I spent most of yesterday sleeping and then staring around myself blankly and then most of last night not sleeping, and today I have to make a push and finish a story that is due tomorrow, after which I get to post a truly ludicrous AI story (this is at once carrot and protective measure for me; I am usually useless the day after I post something, so I am not allowed until after I finish my work).


Also, [info]rivkat has posted the truly awesome Filthy Mind, Sam/Dean, totally an Id Vortex story, very much adult & explicit, and not safe for the truly fluffy although not an angst-wallow either -- just the right amount of hurt, IMO. I am trying to figure out the right way to describe the consent issues without spoiling, and failing, so highlight for spoilers if you want 'em: A spell causes Dean to be raped every night by spirits, but Sam does not deliberately rape Dean -- ie, this is noncon, but not partner betrayal.


Also, also, I am seeing David Cook twice in the next four days \o/, so, uh, squee warning ahead.

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astolat
Date: 2008-07-29 22:19
Subject: sniffle!
Security: Public

I am currently in the Portland airport where my redeye flight home has been delayed for two hours and now will not board until 2am. I am bitter, because if I had checked before leaving my hotel, I could have been back there napping for the extra hours. Instead, I got here early for the original time.

At least there is free wireless and I am currently sitting in a life-saving cafe with a fireplace, no music, and a glass of Bailey's & cream on the rocks. They will probably kick me out soon though to wander the halls of PDX ghostlike and all alone. ;____;

Okay, so really I will find a quiet corner and write some AI fanfic to console myself, but I am sitting in an airport for two more hours instead of on my way HOME and ASLEEP so I feel justified in indulging in some emo.

PS if anyone has any wacky AU dc/da ideas, hit me with 'em.


In the meantime, I just want to hug you all for the comments on my last post. This is what fandom is all about, seriously. ♥

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astolat
Date: 2008-07-22 15:09
Subject: about the outing
Security: Public

Hey guys, so I really don't like wank, because it tires me out, and I'm on the road right now, but under the circumstances I'll say this much.

It is pretty clear that partly_bouncy is deliberately fomenting this wank, in what is a remarkably shortsighted attempt to drive hits to her wiki. So, if you want to discourage this behavior, please don't link to her site or her lj, as otherwise you're giving her a Google boost. That's why I'm not linking any lj names etc here. The fanthropology mods have now gotten the post down, too, for which I'm very grateful to them.

About me personally, I am completely open in my public RL bio and my pro LJ about being a fanfic and slash writer; that is not a secret at all and can be easily cited from public information under my RL name without ever linking to my fannish pseud/journal. I keep my fannish pseud/url private in order to protect my fun happy space, not to hide any factual information.

I do ask (as I have every time I have posted the information) that people who know by virtue of being in fannish circles not post my RL name linked to my fan name and especially not in googleable locations. I don't care if you share the information with other fans privately, just please mention this request to them too. No one but partly_bouncy has ever not respected this wish, because, you know, most people aren't jerks.

The worst thing really about partly_bouncy's wiki is that it is useless when it is not worse than useless. It has very little actual information, much of what information it contains is bad and inaccurate, many policies are poorly designed where they are not thinly veiled excuses for abuse, and partly_bouncy has repeatedly used her administrative powers over the wiki as a tool in personal grudge matches, thereby destroying its credibility and ensuring that even if someone really wants to help preserve fannish history, they don't want to contribute to the site.

Fundamentally, partly_bouncy has made the mistake of valuing the wiki and some hypothetical future payout over the community the wiki is about. But that community is also the audience and the pool of potential contributors for the wiki. You can't build a site that is dependent on people contributing without people, and no one is going to come to the table if they feel that they are giving their time to someone who is looking to exploit them and who will deliberately hurt them or their friends or their larger community to do that. And you can't build a successful wiki without contributors no matter how many short-term hits you drive to your site by starting wanks. It is a real shame because this could have been an invaluable service to fandom and instead it's a waste of time.

Finally, if you are ever outed, don't panic. Here's what I suggest:

things to do )

And avoid linking to the fan history wiki or to particular entries, even as examples, because more hits to their overall site drives them up in google results (and also rewards the bad behavior, since more traffic means more that they can charge for ads).

This concludes the interruption from your regularly scheduled squee and fanfic routine.

PS: if you felt like it, you could drop me some commentfic or recs or pretty pictures. I'm just saying. *coughs and is not above taking advantage of the situation!*

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astolat
Date: 2008-07-21 02:44
Subject: David Cook RPF: Time Of Your Life (Cook/Archuleta)
Security: Public
Tags:david cook, fanfic

hahaha ha ha. ha. Okay, look, I just. *gives up*

With heaps and heaps of thanks to [info]terrio, [info]cesperanza, [info]boniblithe, [info]monkiedude, and [info]giglet for beta, and to [info]sanj and [info]ellen_fremedon and [info]darthfox for exciting technical information on song arranging, any remaining mistakes in which are entirely mine. ♥

eta because there are hazards to posting at 3am


Time Of Your Life (27,000 words)
Cook/Archuleta, adult, not explicit, 100000% totally fictional

David stared up at him as he came to the table, and then Cook put a hand on David's shoulder and leaned over him. There was a really—really—weird moment when David thought for a second that Cook was about to—was going to—and David's stomach squeezed into a tiny knot, but Cook was just reaching over to grab the jacket he'd left on his seat.

Read the story!

\o/

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astolat
Date: 2008-07-20 12:32
Subject: ToS & content policy drafts! please help!
Security: Public
Tags:otw

Hey guys -- a quick drive-by post to point you all at the awesome work of the OTW Content Policy committee and all the focus group volunteers, who have posted their draft of the ToS and content/abuse policies, which will govern the Archive Of Our Own.

One thing I want to stress about this is, we are not just looking for a rubber stamp or a pat on the back here; we really really really WANT your comments, suggestions, and reactions. This is a draft, and there are undoubtedly mistakes, and things that could be better, and things that just could be explained better. We are actively looking for stuff that needs to be changed and improved.

It's a huge document, so if you are willing to give us your thoughts but can't make it all the way through, it would be awesome even if you pick one random section out of the middle and comment on just that. Even if it turns out that some other section you didn't get to read addresses your concerns, that is still helpful, because it tells us to link the two together, for instance.

If you have more time, thumbtacking the posts and participating in the discussion, seeing what other fans are commenting, would be especially great, if you can.

Terms of Service Draft
Part 1: General Principles, Age Policy, Privacy Policy, and FAQ on those sections
Part 2: Content & Abuse Policy, and FAQ on those sections

*applauds content policy committee omg*

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astolat
Date: 2008-07-15 01:09
Subject: Cook RPF: Proximity (Cook/Archie)
Security: Public
Tags:david cook, fanfic

Sigh, yes. It's slash. *buys ticket to yet another special hell* I started writing this as a prompt in [info]monkiedude's comments over here this morning, and abruptly it turned on me and was a story. Dammit!

Proximity (2500 words)
Cook/Archuleta

Cook usually made his bodyguards stay back—probably, Archie thought a little meanly, because they cramped his style of letting everyone grope him.

Read the story!

With many many thanks to [info]giddygeek and [info]cesperanza for super-quick beta!

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astolat
Date: 2008-07-01 22:44
Subject: [info]livelongnmarry is open! go bid!
Security: Public

You may already have seen this on your flists, but [info]livelongnmarry, a fundraiser to support marriage equality, is now open for bidding and is chock-full of fabulous items.



Sadly at this point I am not allowed to put anything else up for auction until I clear off my plate, so instead of offering, I am bopping around buying stuff instead. :D

(PS, if anyone offering fanfic would be willing to do some DC RPF, you could let me know? *bats eyes*)

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astolat
Date: 2008-06-25 12:05
Subject: David Cook RPF: Fortunate Son (gen, DC&DA)
Security: Public
Tags:david cook, fanfic

OKAY, yes, it is the smarm story. *covers face* I'm sorry! They are cuddly and adorable?

With many many thanks to [info]boniblithe, [info]cesperanza, [info]monkiedude, and [info]terrio for much and awesome beta. ♥

posted on [info]runs_on_dc!

Fortunate Son (12,000 words) <--- don't ask
gen, David Cook & David Archuleta

Fourteen across was auspicious, and he was writing in the p when the left side of the plane sagged out from under them, and they dipped what felt like ten feet all at once. David grabbed for his coffee as it tipped and the dregs ran all over the puzzle book; across the aisle, Archie jerked awake and looked around, sleep-confused, and then said, "Oh my gosh." A long black line of smoke was cutting horizontally across his window.

Read the story!

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astolat
Date: 2008-06-17 15:30
Subject: I can has cover omg
Security: Public
Tags:david cook, fanart, podfic

eee, look look what [info]slodwick made me omg, a cover for Something Wicked!

shiny shiny cover below cut )

Also also, the fabulous [info]cybel has podbooked [info]malnpudl's podcast, yay!

I love fandom so much, even if some of you totally mock my smarm-writing pain. *g*

And now I am off with my laptop to central park to write in the sunshine, yay.

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astolat
Date: 2008-06-16 13:55
Subject: *dancing*
Security: Public
Tags:david cook, fanfic, supernatural

Okay, so since Saturday, [info]runs_on_dc has acquired:

this gorgeous wallpaper by [info]slodwick omg:



podfic of my story Something Wicked (!!) by [info]malnpudl,

and Slinger, the full and awesomely hot version of that awesome David/Dean Winchester story (eeee) that [info]monkiedude started in comments here the other day! and, guh, wow, go read!

In other news, my lament to [info]elynross last night:

<astolat> you know
<astolat> you have fandoms where it's like
<astolat> you have to walk uphill both ways through ten feet of snow, carrying a piano on your back
<astolat> just to get them into bed together
<astolat> and now that I am in a fandom where I DO NOT WANT them in bed together
<astolat> they insist on trying with basically every paragraph
* astolat is bitter
* elynross cracks up.
sob, story spoilers )
<astolat> I guess I am writing SMARM omg :(
<elynross> yes. Yes, you are. *g*
* shalott sighs

She mocks my pain. :(

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astolat
Date: 2008-06-14 13:05
Subject: Something Wicked (DC/Faith), also, [info]runs_on_dc \o/
Security: Public
Tags:david cook, fanfic

Announcing!


[info]runs_on_dc

From the community profile:

This community hosts creative fannish work in the David Cook fandom (the awesome guy who won American Idol season 7, in case you have somehow gotten here by accident and spent May 2008 living under a rock).

If you're looking for fanfic, vids, fanart, and essays, you're in the right place. \o/

full community info
join the comm!
Your mods: [info]astolat, [info]monkiedude, [info]slodwick

We are going to be pimping this over the next few days to get the word out, so I beg your indulgence for a little repetition. (And btw, even if you don't care about DC or alternatively don't care about fanfic, you still want to pause and look at this just for the SHEER BEAUTY of [info]slodwick's banner and layout. Just, WOW. I have style=mine-ing automatically enabled for all lj and I keep turning it off just to look at the comm.)

Also, because we are crafty mods, we are seeding it over the next few days to lure in victims members! Here is my own contribution to that end, which is also the vote-tally story for [info]evilgeniusmouse and [info]malnpudl! ♥ you both.

Something Wicked (6800 words)
David Cook/Faith (crossover with BTVS)
Adult, explicit

Tulsa, 2005

When he got done with his set and came down to get a beer—he was getting paid a grand total of seventy-five bucks and free drinks, so he figured he had better take full value—she swung her legs around and tipped her head sideways to look at him. "So, you're a rockstar," she said, mocking note in her voice.

More story (via the comm)!

I have to say, on a side note, I have no idea wtf is up with me and this fandom. RPF canon confuses me, I don't have an OTP and will happily read any pairing and crossover in sight, I am writing het and gen and filing off serial numbers on the side. I don't know whether I am coming or going! *flails feebly, then gives up and puts Billie Jean on again*

ps: join, join!

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astolat
Date: 2008-06-12 23:58
Subject: back from second viewing of Iron Man
Security: Public
Tags:david cook, iron man

It's still fun, but because I had already seen, during the final climactic battle scene (I do not consider it a spoiler to mention that there is such a scene in a superhero movie), my mind wandered, as it will in such circumstances, to Tony Stark picking up David Cook at a Hollywood party:

Tony: Hey, you're pretty hot. Want to come back to my place? I'm a superhero, you know.

Tony: Also I'm a gadzillionaire, but the superhero thing is way cooler.

DC: I'm kinda tempted, just to see what my management would say, but I'm pretty sure it would be violating my contract in a whole bunch of obscure ways.

Tony: I'll let you try out the suit.

DC: ...let's go.

It occurs to me Tony would realize very quickly that he can use this approach to make it with virtually EVERY GUY IN THE WORLD, no matter how straight.

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astolat
Date: 2008-06-09 01:42
Subject: HQ david cook videos
Security: Public
Tags:david cook

PS: so, just to mention, if you might be wanting super hdtv-quality David Cook source, you might, hypothetically, be able to find it by joining the [info]davidcookai7 community and looking for an flocked post with subject ultra-HQ video. I'm just saying. *cough*

Also if you have requests for other material than what is already there, it is theoretically possible that someone might be able to hook you up.

This post will self-destruct in a few days!

:D

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astolat
Date: 2008-06-05 22:51
Subject: yes I can has fanfic
Security: Public
Tags:david cook

\o/

look, look!

[info]evilgeniusmouse is writing the Idols become the X-Men. ahahaha, Archie with wings. ♥ -- eta to link to the start and not the middle, d'oh

and aaaaaaa, [info]monkiedude is writing DAVID COOK/DEAN omg! it is already hotter than the sun.

moar, plz?

And, okay, so [info]davidcookai7 is totally satisfying my need for DC source and discussion thereof, but I am really feeling the need of a centralized place for creative fannishness -- art and fic and vids and perhaps a daily thread of not-illiterate squee & discussion? -- that is not TWOP with its trigger-happy and vaguely misogynist mods who won't allow creative work. So.

Community names? Maybe cookcult? it captures that certain, uh, dedicated quality. Or...? *waves hands vaguely*

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astolat
Date: 2008-06-05 16:54
Subject: when zombies attack, and story for me!
Security: Public
Tags:david cook, meme, supernatural

Gacked from [info]slodwick:

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.


1. Brain shooter/flamethrower. Since the challenge allows unlimited ammo, I will distract the zombies by firing delicious brains in their direction. While they feast, I will sneak out of the mall and set fire to it, thereby ridding the world of the zombie army, a Gap, an Express, a Banana Republic, and various other chain stores.

2. OK Go, Here It Goes Again. I feel it has the appropriate spirit for the combination of pyromania and zombie warfare, and also a nice rhythmic beat for keeping up steady fire.

3. Dean Winchester, because of his glee over zombie warfare, and I feel he would also get into the mall-destruction with the right spirit. However, I would like David Cook to be back at the motel waiting for us to return, looking like this:

Cook on couch

(click for v. large version. This is from the People article coming out this week.) I invite the rest of you to also contemplate a motel room with both Dean and DC in it. :D

Happily, I am not in a mall, and the zombie apocalypse does not appear to be happening today, so instead I can share this!

[info]setissma has written me this absolutely gorgeous post-SPN-finale story Thunderhead, Sam/Dean, pg-13 -- just the two of them, warm and intimate and lovely.

They track time through the dull fade of the sun through the curtains, yellow orange in the afternoon, shadowed in the evening, and he has everything he needs underneath his hands.



I have still have not quite been able to face watching the finale (despite spoiling myself thoroughly), but this has definitely gotten me to edge a little further towards it, in an extremely wary sort of way.

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astolat
Date: 2008-06-04 20:00
Subject: Stories EXTREEEEEME
Security: Public
Tags:otw

Okay, people, you need to go over to the [info]otw_onlinecon Stories EXTREME challenge and read some of these summaries (and add more!)

The idea of the challenge is, you make up really wacky summaries of stories with bizarre combinations of pairings/fandoms/warnings etc, which we then get to use to test the archive software to make sure it can handle it. :D And also maybe someone writes one of them!

I especially ♥ this one from [info]mackiedockie:

Warnings: Slash, het, threesomes, overage sex, magic, bad theology, Victorian, cultish acts, human sacrifice, dubcon, OFC, possible character death. Make that probable.

Pairings: Duncan/Amanda/Merlin, Methos/Merlin, Darius/Ramirez/Merlin, Kronos/Cthulu, Kronos/Methos/Cthulu, Richie/Lancelot/Cthulu, Joe/Guinevere

It's the "bad theology" that makes it. *dies*

PS, if anyone wanted to make one up in one or more of the fandoms I will be writing for the vote stories, that would be awesome and maybe I will actually do it. *grins*

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astolat
Date: 2008-06-04 15:08
Subject: but wait, there's more!
Security: Public
Tags:david cook

Yes, for the same low price you get even MORE David Cook pimping! \o/

First up, [info]julad reminded me that I omitted this gem from the previous round. Idol does this annual fundraiser called Idol Gives Back where they put on a slew of performances and haul in every celeb they can to coax people to give money. One of the things they did was bring on a bunch of dancers from their other reality show, So You Think You Can Dance, and among other things had them dance with the Idols on the song "Please Don't Stop The Music" to camouflage the fact that as dancers, the Idols are all really good singers.

No one ever gets more than a one or two line solo in these things, but happily, the solo DC got in this song was the "your hands around my waist" bit, and the dancer did in fact put her hands around his waist and give him a little hip-swing assist, which rather predictably led to this fanvid that takes the tiny little clip, sets it to Justin Timberlake's Sexy Back song, and repeats. Over. and over. and over and -- basically, it is half hilarious, half porn.



To continue the theme of hilarity and porn: three more clips under the cut! )

In non-David Cook news, the Star Trek teaser totally made me shiver. I will hate them so much if it is bad. :(

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