An Ode to Sean Hannity...
Ode to Sean Hannity
by John Cleese
Aping urbanity
Oozing with vanity
Plump as a manatee
Faking humanity
Journalistic calamity
Intellectual inanity
Fox Noise insanity
You’re a profanity
Hannity
![]() |
You are viewing Create a LiveJournal Account Learn more | Explore LJ: Life Entertainment Music Culture News & Politics Technology |
Ode to Sean Hannity
by John Cleese
Aping urbanity
Oozing with vanity
Plump as a manatee
Faking humanity
Journalistic calamity
Intellectual inanity
Fox Noise insanity
You’re a profanity
Hannity
Inside of my jaded shell of attitutdes about politics and our largely inept government lies a seed of hope. Most candidates barely give me so much as a hint of warmth, much less the sense of sunlight possibly breaking through. Is this year different? Maybe. History tells me probably not, that even this sense of hope will eventually be dashed when the Washington political machine chews it up and spits it into the Atlantic. I'm willing to gamble that, though. I've got nothing to lose, and our country has everything to gain.It was a deeply substantive speech, full of policy detail, full of people other than the candidate, centered overwhelmingly on domestic economic anxiety. It was a liberal speech, more unabashedly, unashamedly liberal than any Democratic acceptance speech since the great era of American liberalism. But it made the case for that liberalism - in the context of the decline of the American dream, and the rise of cynicism and the collapse of cultural unity. His ability to portray that liberalism as a patriotic, unifying, ennobling tradition makes him the most lethal and remarkable Democratic figure since John F Kennedy.
What he didn't do was give an airy, abstract, dreamy confection of rhetoric. The McCain campaign set Obama up as a celebrity airhead, a Paris Hilton of wealth and elitism. And he let them portray him that way, and let them over-reach, and let them punch him again and again ... and then he turned around and destroyed them. If the Rove Republicans thought they were playing with a patsy, they just got a reality check.
He took every assault on him and turned them around. He showed not just that he understood the experience of many middle class Americans, but that he understood how the Republicans have succeeded in smearing him. And he didn't shrink from the personal charges; he rebutted them. Whoever else this was, it was not Adlai Stevenson. It was not Jimmy Carter. And it was less afraid and less calculating than Bill Clinton.
Above all, he took on national security - face on, full-throttle, enraged, as we should all be, at how disastrously American power has been handled these past eight years. He owned this issue in a way that no Democrat has owned it since Kennedy. That's a transformative event. To my mind, it is vital that both parties get to own the war on Jihadist terror and that we escape this awful Rove-Morris trap that poisons the discourse into narrow and petty partisan abuse of patriotism. Obama did this tonight. We are in his debt.
Look: I'm biased at this point. I'm one of those people, deeply distressed at what has happened to America, deeply ashamed of my own misjudgments, who has shifted out of my ideological comfort zone because this man seems different to me, and this moment in history seems different to me. I'm not sure we have many more chances to get off the addiction to foreign oil, to prevent a calamitous terrorist attack, to restore constitutional balance in the hurricane of a terror war.
I've said it before - months and months ago. I should say it again tonight. This is a remarkable man at a vital moment. America would be crazy to throw this opportunity away. America must not throw this opportunity away.
Know hope.
It has been a fascinating few days watching John McCain come alive. The difference between his talking about, say, energy policy or the economy, compared with the chance to have a visceral military conflict with Russia is a valuable glimpse into what makes him tick. It isn't just his comfort with military force. It's classic good McCain too. The pattern throughout his career has always been seeking out the supremely moral position in a losing conflict. And here comes Georgia, plucky little Georgia, doomed throughout history to be perched between Russia and the Black Sea, with a newly elected McCain-like figure, Mikheil Saakashvili, thumbing his nose at the biggest bully on the block. What's not for McCain to love? The hushed, Churchillian speeches and press conferences, the thrill of breaking war news, the existence of an enemy, an ancient, cold-blooded enemy against which to pivot. It's all a wet dream for the Arizona senator.
No one should doubt that McCain's heart is in the right place. McCain long championed the persecuted people of Iraq; and he came to the defense of the beleaguered Bosnians. He is passionate about Burma and Darfur. You name a lost cause and he will rally to it. And no position fit him better than the role of lone crusader for the surge in Iraq in 2006, a military exercise that in his mind would snatch victory from the jaws of defeat, and punish enemies as disparate as Saddam Hussein and Don Rumsfeld.
His position on Georgia makes much more sense if you see it in this context.
In his own narrative, he is always the one man who kept the faith while so many lost theirs. Only McCain had the courage to champion Petraeus; only McCain was in intimate contact with Saakashvili before most others had even heard of him; only McCain can rescue Iraq; only McCain will defeat Iran and Russia and China, because only McCain has the moral clarity to see them as the evil they are, and only McCain has the balls to defend the weak and the defenseless (unless, of course, the CIA has them in a locked, dark cell).
That the world and America might need other virtues in the current global context does not occur to him. That these often admirably intentioned crusades might require more prudential reasoning, restrained caution and delicate diplomacy is not in his play-book. What Americans have to decide is whether, after the last seven years, this kind of with-us-or-against-us crusade against enemies near and far is the right approach to the current crisis. or whether it is part of the reason we are already in so deep.
Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.
Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!
I've spent some time in the last few days reading a number of posts and statements regarding Senator Obama's decision to tentatively support renewal of the Protect America Act. A key point to understand here is that the Senator is not "renewing FISA". FISA is a statuatory law that was created in 1978 and to my knowledge has no expiration date.
What the House recently passed was a compromise on a set of amendments that would effectively renew the poorly named "Protect America Act". PAA was passed in August 2007 that contained a collection of amendments to FISA that was allowed to expire in February of this year. Fundamentally, it attempted to legalize President Bush's previously illegal program of not requiring warrants for surveillance activities involving persons reasonably believed to be foreign based but could also include US citizens (if the other actors were foreign agents).
The problem all along with this legislation has been the rhetoric vs. reality. Following 9/11, Congress hastily passed legislation that updated FISA to this century, allowing it to focus on all modern methods of electronic surveillance. The problem was, the Bush Administration wanted carte blanche to snoop anyone, anywhere, without the nuisance of having to get a warrant for every actor they wanted to target.
I won't belabor all the history here, its detailed fairly well in Wikipedia here and here. The PAA expired in February 2008, so "in theory", any warrants associated with that act would expire. That has been part of the Obama campaign's explanation for its support, but I don't entirely buy it.
Obama has been an ardent opponent of PAA and any amendment to FISA that would remove 4th amendment protections for US citizens.
The red herring in this whole discussion has been the telecom immunity provisions of the 2008 amendments. Frankly, I don't have an issue with telecoms participating in a surveillance program if the government is requesting it and they are providing some documentation as to its legality. In my opinion, "good faith" is at play here.
My real problem with the 2008 amendments lie with the fact that, if Obama opposed PAA, why is he supporting renewal of it here? What changed? Has the legislation really been improved enough that it productively balances our Fourth Amendment rights against the needs for improved national security protections? I'll admit, I don't have the time to dissect the passed legislation, so I'm relying on some people have do have the time. From what I have read, this legislation effectively just renews PAA and adds the telecom immunity clauses.
Upon reflection, I can only think that there are two possible explanations why Obama has changed course on this.
1) The Dean/Olbermann Theory - According to Dean, there was nothing in PAA or this legislation that would prevent criminal prosecutions for violating FISA. All the civil cases would get dismissed, but Obama, if elected, could instruct the AG to prosecute anyone who knowingly violated FISA prior to the 2007 legislation. That's a fascinating, if marginally tin-foil oriented theory.
2) My theory (more question than theory) - Has Obama been briefed on some level of complexity that FISA creates currently that is really hamstringing our efforts to monitor terrorists? I realize such an explanation might be difficult to explain to the American people in a sound byte, but he has my email address and a youtube account: explain it to me. I'll listen. This might be my naivete at play here, but I'm hopeful there is a deeper reason for this.
In concept, I fully support FISA. I understand our need to monitor some communications to help protect the country. My simple request, and its supported by that wonderful 4th Amendment, is that you get a warrant for said surveillance.
While I still plan on fully supporting Obama in November, my credit card will stay in my wallet for his campaign until I get a better explanation for this flip on FISA.