Current mood:

chipper

STILL ALIFE!
I am still alive. PRAISE ALLAH!



I'm all here, thanks to crazy weed! :) :) :) :) The French have it down to an art!

I am very pity that I do not have olive green clothing as usual. The gray is to brighten up my fair complexion. Check out my fair hands! The Milk Maid did not even have this amazing milky skin! Okay, okay okay! I confess that I am taking advantage of french manicures and cold cremes.

YES! It was all zionist scare that I was brain dead. But here I sit with my Dell laptop posting in my Livejournal! THANK YOU ALLAH!

My apology to Americans who have to flee to Maple Leaf country for freedom!!!!!! I would flee also if I could not have relationships with my camel. I would flee also if I could not beat women. I would flee also if I was to become christian zionist!! MY PITIES ARE WITH YOU AMERICANS!

I will visit my favorite Johns when I have the chance. John Kerry! John Edwards! John Ashcroft! John McCain! John Lenin (grave)! And I totally dig John Mayer. YOUR BODY IS A WONDERFUL!

I have to go now.

ugghhhh... me backy hurts, me hed... OH, I AM ARAFAT! uuuuuggggggghhhhhhhhhhh........


ARA.......fat....... :: beeeeeeep! ::