I just think I need to get this out of my system. There are a lot of emotions going through me right now, so forgive me for the CAPS YELLING that is about to commence.

( I feel silly about how sad I am. )

Okay, that was more for me than anyone else. SOMEONE TELL ME SOMETHING FANTASTIC THAT YOU LOVED ABOUT IT THAT WILL MAKE ME GIGGLE.

Current Mood: crushed

LOTS OF BENEFITS, PLUS ALL THE STOLEN BREAD I CAN EAT

SO WHUT HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN UP TO?

Current Location: JAFAR'S CLOSET =(
Current Mood: DON'T BREAK ME PLZ
Current Music: Prince Ali, turned out to be SIMPLY ALLAADDIINN

OKAY

SO GET THIS SHIT

I just studied foooorrreeevvveeerrr for my Latin American History final. Like seriously, I was studying all night and woke up early this morning to KEEP THE STUDY TRAIN CHUGGIN'.

I'm freaking out the whole way to school, with that gross pukey feeling in my stomach. You know, the feeling of "HOLY MOTHER OF SHIT I AM GOING TO FAILFAILFAIL AND THEN I WON'T GRADUATE AND I'LL BE LIVING IN A BOX". That feeling. This continued up the elevator and as I was taking the walk down the hallway to the classroom.

So I walk in (late), and no one is taking a test. I immediately poo everywhere, because I thought something bad was happening, aka I COULD NOT TAKE THE FINAL. But no.

"Now that we've waited for most everyone to arrive," he begins, "let me tell you how we're going to take this test. I know that I said it was going to be all essay, I decided to do something different."

At this point, I'm literally ready to throw down. My books are dangerously close to being hurled at the teacher, and I am so ready to craft a makeshift torch out of Greasy Kid Who Sits Next To Me's shirt.

He continues, "I'm going to call you each up one by one, to negotiate what you should get on the final."

The class, collectively goes, "................................whut"

He calls the first guy up, and goes "What do you think you should get?"

Nervous student: "...uh....A...?"

Teacher: "OK!" Then called the next student. We each went up and told him what we should get. It was all As and Bs (Bs to the HONEST kids, yeah, I defo said A+++++).

OH COLUMBIA

YOU ARE NOT LAZY AT ALL

SOMETIMES

JUST SOMETIMES

YOU MAKE ME WANNA SHOOP

Current Location: school...? Is that what this is??
Current Mood: whut
Current Music: type type type

Hahahaha OK OK OK I'll work on final papers now SHEESH get off my back.

I am one sexy Barbossa though, you have to admit.

Sweet sassy molassy, am I graduated yet??????

Current Location: NOT HOMEWORK
Current Mood: procrastinating
Current Music: I hate finals week.

AND IT DESERVES AN ANSWER.



Seriously though.

( Even more disturbing hastily drawn REASONS HAGRID IS WIERD comics within... )

I'm bored! Someone argue with me. =D

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EDIT: THIS JUST IN...I'm pretty sure that Hagrid's real voice (not movie actor voice) sounds EXACTLY LIKE MR. KRABS FROM SPONGEBOB. Think about it. THE MORE YOU KNOW

Current Location: Chi-town in a damn blizzard
Current Mood: OH NEVILLE
Current Music: Gwen and only Gwen.

GUESS WHAT'S A GOOD IDEA?

FINALLY GETTING FINAL FANTASY 12 AND NOT BEING ABLE TO CONTAIN MYSELF AND STARTING TO PLAY IT DURING FINALS WEEK.

.....


..............I'm...I'm only 9 hours in.



.........................Basch is my HOME SLIZZLE. I always fall for the angsty/possibly evil guys.

TYPICAL.

Anyone else play this yet? DO NOT LET ME GO THROUGH THIS ALONE. Just go out and buy it now; I'll be waiting here.

Current Location: IVALICE
Current Mood: Still playing.
Current Music: FF12 NONSENSE

I took it once, got this, and then took it AGAIN because I thought maybe I wasn't answering truthfully. Still got this one. HMMMMMM. Haha.

Just a quick update to show off one thing and er, well I guess two things.

( ONE THING IS ON MY HEAD, THE OTHER ON MY WALL )

Someone find me a site where I can download Avatar episodes! >=(

Current Mood: BLOBBY
Current Music: Studio 60 in the background

HEY LOOK:

Looks like Voldie needs some lip gloss.


Here's why I don't like Ralph Fiennes as Voldie: Because he is kind of a hottie..? And then I'm all, whoa whoa, I'm not one of those nasty fanfic girls who likes to pair old nasty Voldemort with like Hermione or Ginny or something....I'm just one of the girls who likes TOM and Ginny. Wait.

It's pretty unfortunate that the only reason I update anymore is to have mini-heart attacks about Harry Potter things. And by UNFORTUNATE I of course mean GLORIOUS. So in leau of being that girl, I'm going to update on things that are really cool and not lame at all.

( JUST KIDDING LAWL )

PHEW. Okay.

Uh.

So the lightbulb in my BAFFROOM is going out? But it's in like that flickery on-off-on-off stage.

What I'm trying to say here, friends, is that it's.....it's kind of like pooing at a rave...?

Current Location: Hyrule.
Current Mood: SASSY
Current Music: We Are Scientists

Ho hum ho hum. Life is good...? Well yeah, it is. There's been some shady shit that's gone down with my job, so now I'm looking for a new job here in my new home.

Where's my new home? Oh why Lincoln Park. That's right. So come visit me.

But my apartment is great, as well as the area. Gill's a pretty fantastic roommate, but the way to my heart is simple: make me laugh, use stupid voices, make me some food every so often...perfection. The George Foreman Grill and I are actually dating now. I'm going to attempt to make an Eggo waffle in it tomorrow, as we are sans toaster. I mean, at this point it's just like, IS THERE ANYTHING THE GF GRILL CAN'T do?? (I bet you the answer is "Eggo waffles", but I'll divulge more about that after the experiment tomorrow morning.)

HALLOWEEEN IS COMING, IT'S THE BEST TIME OF THE YEAR! I'm going as a reptilian pirate queen. I just added the queen in recently--no change to costume, but I feel the title change is both intriguing and necessary. Me and Geo are going to hit the newly opened Halloween stores after the Eggo Extravaganza. Man, in case you can't tell? This George Foreman/Eggo thing has totally got me riled; I want to go to bed immediately so I can wake up and try it out.

Anyways.

You know that problem I have with odd, dirty crushes?

( AT LEAST HE'S NOT BRITISH, CUT ME SOME SLACK GEEZE )

I'm so nice to my friends! Kind of. Haha. SCISSOR SISTAHS ON SUNDAY!! Also, The Rapture on Nov. 5. If you want to come it isn't too late, call me!

Why is every electronic appliance I own broken? And by "every", I mean my Ipod and my camera?

ANSWER: I AM JUBILEE...??????????????!!!!!

Alright, I'm over it. (Not really though.)

Current Location: Lincoln Park BUT NOT THE BAND
Current Mood: Cool as a muthafucka.
Current Music: David Gray

HOW I SPENT MY WEEKEND:



Yeeaaahhhh YOUR GHANDI EYES DON'T FAZE ME, WISDOM TOOTH. You and your three buddies can eat it.

UGH. Man my face is still all bruised and gross; it's kind of ridiculous. Also, uh HI.

So me and Mark are moving to Lincoln Park in a couple days, and I'm super excited about it. I can't wait to get settled into the new place in the CITY, not in Rosemont, but the CITY. I've been so busy lately that I haven't had much time for anything except the thing's that are making me busy.....i.e. bartending, school and working at Platform-1 (which I love, by the way. I love working in the music industry, seriously, it's amazing). I can't WAIT til I graduate this year and have more time for important things, like you know DOODLING PICTURES OF CRYING TEETH.

Mark's trying to get me into Dota, and it might happen if it weren't for his X-Box.

( OKAY BUT ALSO MOST IMPORTANTLY CAN WE TALK ABOUT ORDER OF THE PHOENIX?!?!?! )


Somebody calm my pain-killered ass down. For serious. I'm going to see the SCISSOR SISTAHS in two weeks....woo!

Current Location: COUCHIN' IT.
Current Mood: POTTER ON A COMPUTERED
Current Music: Lady Sovereign...the S..O..VEEEE.