Other Rose ([info]akycha) wrote,
@ 2003-08-20 15:23:00
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Shadows on the Wall: Interlude with Questions
[Scene: On a vast dark plain stretching to the horizon, the couches from the Chairman's office sit forlornly. The black outlines of mountains and an (upright) castle can be seen in the distance. On one couch, what look like old clothes are piled up, and A-ko and B-ko are rummaging through them energetically. Nearby, Gir floats midair, with cables attached to his head and blue light limning his dark outline. On the other couch, C-ko sits at her ease, sipping a tall glass of something with ice in it.]

C-ko: [Sets her glass down on the coffee table between the couches] So, are we going to do it?

A-ko: [Extracts a man's loafer from the pile, peers inside it hopefully, then shrugs and tosses it over her shoulder] Do what?

B-ko: [Pokes through the clothing] You'd think we would have found it by now.

A-ko: I can't even remember what it looks like.

C-ko: [Shrugs] Don't give up yet. I was asking if we were going to answer questions. It's what we do anyway, after all.

A-ko: I suppose, for certain values of "question!" [She tosses things aside from the pile; one thing that goes flying looks rather like the decorative braid used on certain Ohtori uniforms.]

B-ko: And certain values of "answer." Hey, Gir, you want to answer questions?

Gir: Look at meeeeee! I'm flooooaaaaaatiiiiing! Wheeeeeeeeeeee! What was the question?

C-ko: That sounds like a "yes" to me. So, we're going to let anyone ask us questions, right? And we're going to answer truthfully?

A-ko: [Offended] We always tell the truth.

B-ko: Welllllll.... for certain values of...

A-ko: [Picks out a sleeve garter from the pile and fires it off at B-ko like a rubber band.]

B-ko: [Laughs, catches the garter and tosses it to Gir, who eats it.]

C-ko: Sounds like we're going to do it, then.

B-ko: All right. [Holds up a half-cloak, then tosses it aside] A-ko, are we finding anything but clothes?

A-ko: [Reaches into the pile of clothing and pulls out a handful of something which she lets trickle through her fingers] Only sand.

C-ko: It'll take your mind off things.


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[info]heavenscalyx
2003-08-20 12:29 pm UTC (link)
Gir: Which tastes better, tuna or popcorn?

C-ko: Is everything you've been doing kinda sorta like catching monkeys?

A-ko and B-ko: Are you considering taking up musicals for a living? Or was the musical episode just something completely different?

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[info]akycha
2003-08-20 12:47 pm UTC (link)
Gir: Tacos! I want a taco! Must have a taco! [Floats down to the ground and starts running off in a random direction as soon as his feet touch the ground.]

A-ko: Hey! [Runs after Gir, manages to catch him before he pulls the cables out of his head] How about a nice pair of socks instead?

Gir: [wailing] Tacos! [Bursts into tears.]

A-ko: But these are taco-flavored socks!

Gir: They are?

A-ko: [Nods solemnly and gestures urgently to B-ko] Yes, Akio always wore taco-flavored socks.

B-ko: [Quickly picks some socks out of the pile, rolls them into a ball, and tosses them to A-ko.]

Gir: OOOOOOkay!

A-ko: Here you go! [Gives the socks to Gir, then wipes her forehead in relief.]

Gir: [Chewing] Crunchy and tasty!

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[info]akycha
2003-08-20 01:02 pm UTC (link)
C-ko: Catching monkeys? I'll have you know that I am NOT a robot. Gir is a robot. I happen to be a monkey in a girl suit.

A-ko: [Slyly] That needn't stop you from catching other monkeys.

C-ko: [Looks over at A-ko and the pile of clothes] Well, it does seem like we've caught this one...

B-ko: [Holding up a shirt by the sleeve] This one was a sort of sock monkey, though.

A-ko: [Gives an evil giggle and reaches forward for the other sleeve] Yes, not like a real monkey at all.

C-ko: [As A-ko and B-ko pull and the sound of ripping fabric fills the air] So maybe it doesn't count.

B-ko: [With a sinister laugh] I get my wish!

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[info]akycha
2003-08-20 01:07 pm UTC (link)
A-ko: [Striking a pose] I've always rather thought I had a good singing voice. And we're both wonderful on the stage, of course.

B-ko: [Dourly] They say it's no good starting a career like that if you can't put your heart into it.

A-ko: [Looking a little discomfited] Oh, yes, right. Well, we've got other things on our plate right now.

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[info]juliansinger
2003-08-20 07:30 pm UTC (link)
So, guys, why /wouldn't/ you answer questions?

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[info]akycha
2003-08-21 06:23 am UTC (link)
A-ko: [holding up something that looks rather like a Prince's jacket] Can't you see we're a bit busy right now? [She turns it inside out and starts ripping out the lining.]

B-ko: [tossing aside a pair of elasticized girl's underpants] We're already answering questions, they're just not always the questions you've asked.

C-ko: [rattling the ice in her glass, then taking a sip from it] Actually, we just like driving people nuts.

Gir: What questions?

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[info]callunav
2003-08-21 11:09 am UTC (link)
Has Gir met Chu-chu yet?

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[info]akycha
2003-08-21 12:37 pm UTC (link)
Gir: Who's that?

A-ko: [looks up from the pile of clothes and stares over at B-ko] B-ko... you don't think...

B-ko: [stares back with a look of horror] No, but if it happened...

C-ko: Oh, don't worry about it. After all, we didn't explode the planetarium projector when we hooked Gir up to it, did we?

B-ko: I suppose not, but the continuity paradox alone...

A-ko: [hurls a teacup at Gir, who catches it neatly and eats it] Oh, come on. That's not what I was worried about. Listen to this: Gir, what was in Miki's stopwatch?

Gir: I know that one! The best butter!

B-ko: [stares at Gir, who is applauding himself, waving and "woo"-ing] Then, what were you worried about?

A-ko: [dryly] An incipient romance.

C-ko: Oh. The horror.

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[info]heavenscalyx
2003-08-21 07:37 pm UTC (link)
So, you all play many roles in your shadowplays, including sometimes being interestingly romantic with one another. Is there anything... there? Or are you just acting?

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[info]akycha
2003-08-29 11:49 am UTC (link)
A-ko: Is there anything where?

B-ko: [examining a shoe] Nothing in here.

Gir: [popping his chest open] I have some candy! [A little shower of candy hearts rains out.]

C-ko: Awww, how cute, Gir.

Gir: I know! [Munches candy, mouth open.]

A-ko: [Sounding irritated] All these clothes are empty.

B-ko: It's just a prince's outfit. Of course it's empty.

A-ko: [throws a crown at B-ko] So would your clothes be, if you took them off.

B-ko: [tauntingly] Yours too, prove it then!

C-ko: [peaceably] We forgot to bring the hot tub.

A-ko: It's just a costume, you know. It is the role, not the actress.

B-ko: The actress makes the role.

C-ko: It doesn't matter, as long as the audience is on the edge of their seats.

Gir: I like candy!

A-ko: We know, Gir. [She leans down, picks up one of the candy hearts, and crunches it between her teeth.]

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[info]heavenscalyx
2003-08-29 11:55 am UTC (link)
But, Gir, what about the bees?

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[info]akycha
2003-08-29 12:16 pm UTC (link)
A-ko: Shut up already! He's run off once over tacos!

B-ko: [sourly] Yeah, I had to bolt his feet to the couch.

C-ko: They were the longest cables I could find, okay? It's not my fault he doesn't have very secure connections.

Gir: What bees?

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