because...

a) I'm posting on livejournal (which we all know hardly ever happens anymore)

and

b) I have an internship with a printing company. I start there on the 18th (I'm thinking of this as my birthday present). Although it isn't paid right off the bat, I'm pretty sure it will develop into a paid position before too long.
One good thing about this internship is its part-time, meaning I get to keep my current job... so I won't be completely broke waiting for the position to become paid.

I think I'm really excited.

Wish me luck.

Tags: work
Current Mood: hopeful
Current Music: i am aglow - sarah harmer

i am resolved to never be (not)self-righteous. i figure i should follow suit. it is time to revel in everything self-centered, new age, organic, lactose-free, intolerant. its hard to please a non-conformist/capitalist/intellectual/insert (your) name [here], so i shall just join the ranks.

yes, it is directed prose.

what books are you reading?
thats my cue to segue into my brand new outlook on life, shaped by so and so. its on the best seller list, my dear.

i read it first.

Current Mood: indescribable
Current Music: j'ai dormi sous leau - air

so... there's nothing going on to write about. i tried to watch cinderella man last night... and it was a very good film, but during the LAST scene my dvd decided to freak out... and no amount of trying would make the goddamn thing play... so lets just say that i turned the television off before i threw a remote control through the front window (or i pulled handfulls of hair out of my own head).
the island was good... but then again ANYTHING with ewan mcgregor in it is good (just because i can pause it and masturbate).
i'm gonna be going back home for the holidays and i'm really excited about that. we're renovating my parents' house. well not really renovating so much as putting in a laminate floor and painting, replacing counters, etc.
i got my hair cut the other day... and lets just say its different. i can't decide if i like it... i still need to go back to her to have her blend the back up. of course i haven't actually fixed it since i got it cut, so i'm not sure how good it really looks.
god my life is boring.

Current Mood: okay
Current Music: is this home on ice - clap your hands say yeah

i never freaking update... and i'm constantly in front of a computer.
i'm actually going to be late for work if i don't hurry up and get out of here... but in other news... i will (hopefully... PLEASE GOD) be graduating in the spring. i have to go talk to a counselor today to make sure that i'll be able to apply for graduation before the 1st of december (i haven't had my officialy transcript send here yet... which has my english credits, and i'm fairly certain that is whats keeping me from being able to apply for graduation)...
i just hope something doesn't get screwed up...
wish me luck.

Tags: graduation, school
Current Mood: anxious
Current Music: Thief - Belly

...and there is a wonder woman pez dispenser right beside him. i've been too busy for words, and yet i never get anything real accomplished... i must say it is extremely frustrating.

i never did get a tan this summer, i never got in the ocean, i spent approximately 20 minutes on the boardwalk in rehobeth beach, and several hours on the boardwalk in atlantic city... but the only time i've been on the beach, walking in the sand, this summer was the five minutes i spent at croatan looking for ashley and ryan.

i miss my mom, i miss emily.... i miss alot of people back home, actually. it was really sad last night; emily called my cell phone while i was at work... and i desperately wanted to say "what are you doing later, i get off at 10:30".... of course i realized that if we made plans, they'd have to allow for the 16 hour trip i'd have to make to hang out. i think that sorta deflated my spirit.

and this morning i just feel rather broken...

Current Mood: indescribable
Current Music: milano - sigur ros

Mostly Gay You scored -26 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)

You are mainly homosexual, but you have a few heterosexual qualities. You much prefer the same sex, but you have a mild interest in the opposite sex. While you would jump at the opportunity to screw someone of the same sex, you might be up for experimenting with members of the opposite sex if given the opportunity. If you are sexually inexperienced, you could shift on the spectrum at a later time depending on whether you have sexual encounters with the opposite sex and whether or not you like those encounters.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 10% on Orientation

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i haven't updated my livejournal in a million and a half years... and thats completely unacceptable because, well, i pay for this!

this summer has been crazyinsanehecticcrazy. i decided it would be fun to take 14 hours during the summer term, big mistake. then, i suppose i thought it would be fun to take up binge drinking after i had gone so long without hardly drinking at all, ever (and YES, i actually did dry out for quite a while, fuckers! i swear!)... oh yes, and apparently i thought it would be fun to get strep throat... its amazing how much stuff can happen in three weeks.

and now i just have to make it through the rest of this week, thank lurline it is thursday, and i'll be going to atlantic city for a week!

i just need to find a pair of white board shorts, and maybe go tanning a handful of times so i don't burn badly... i hope the beach there isn't horrendous, as i'm actually planning on spending a great deal of time on it... i'm looking entirely too irish these days. argh, if only i didn't hate shopping by myself! i need a shopping partner... screw a relationship, i need someone to help me look fabulous.

i just bought a new book this afternoon and FINALLY got a barnes & noble member card, which i should have done ages ago... considering i spend a small fortune there. the book is poe & fanny, and i picked it over the latest palahnuik novel... so it had better be damned good...

speaking of good books, read wicked, its good.

so now i'm leaving behind time must have a stop, and marabou stork nightmares... two more books i'll have to finish some other time, because my attention span has found someone else.

and i'm tired, intensely interested in french salon society, and ending this post.

Current Mood: tired
Current Music: i'm a slave for you - britney spears

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you type in your name... you get the picture... i did it a few times, this is what i got:

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i'm detecting a pattern...

and oh my josh, am i tired!