Joshua Conner (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} abunchofrandom) wrote,@ 2004-07-15 02:59:00 |
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Check out the box my new shorts came in!
Here's a closer look:
Just curious..."pilfer resistant tape"? This feels like it should reassure me, but I'm not sure why. I mean, the Oxford English Dictionary defines the verb "pilfer" as:
So I'm forced to go with my first conclusion. I'm sure glad nobody stole my tape!
UPDATE: The internet once again has the answer to my smart-assed buggery. All well. I guess it was fun while it lasted.
Here's a closer look:
Just curious..."pilfer resistant tape"? This feels like it should reassure me, but I'm not sure why. I mean, the Oxford English Dictionary defines the verb "pilfer" as:
To plunder, steal; spec. (in later use), to steal in small quantities, to filch, peculate.So...my tape is resistant to being stolen. Score. Or is it that the tape is keeping someone from stealing my shorts? Well, I opened my package with a key off of my key chain; that's not "pilfer resistant" at all!
So I'm forced to go with my first conclusion. I'm sure glad nobody stole my tape!
UPDATE: The internet once again has the answer to my smart-assed buggery. All well. I guess it was fun while it lasted.
