Listen up all you freaky stalkers! Now that I’m a huge, internationally adored celebrity with scads of nutty stalkers and hangers-on, I’ve had to make my blog friends only. If you’d like to read my blog, you’ll first need a livejournal account id. I know a lot of my former lurkers do not have one. Once you have that, please comment here and tell me how much you’re going to pay in order for me to let your ass in.