I should clean house today
Do the dishes.
Vacuum.
Do laundry.
I should do laundry.
I need to.
Of course...
I need Angelina Jolie
to adopt me, too.
And that's not likely
to happen either.
*
And when I think
about it...
Yeah, maybe Marcus Patrick
does wear Sean John jeans.
But -
No way does he do
his own laundry.
Seriously.
No way.
I bet he's got
A cleaning hunk.
Do the dishes.
Vacuum.
Do laundry.
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I should do laundry.
I need to.
Of course...
I need Angelina Jolie
to adopt me, too.
And that's not likely
to happen either.
*
And when I think
about it...
Yeah, maybe Marcus Patrick
does wear Sean John jeans.
But -
No way does he do
his own laundry.
Seriously.
No way.
I bet he's got
A cleaning hunk.
So, I was almost late to
salsa class Thursday.
I had to haul ass to
get there on time.
And when I got there
I was sweaty.
I'm talking moist.
My t-shirt, yeah, it
was sticking to me.
My balls.
Sweaty.
My ass crack.
Yeah...
Totally slicked up
with sweat.
I was a pretty good mix of
Aqua di Gio and man funk.
Whatever though, 'cause
I'm a pretty good lead.
[For a beginner].
Paige said my pants
were too tight.
And she asked
Are you wearing
any underwear?
I wasn't.
So yeah.
Boner Alert.
But, even though
I was really -
horny
I tried to not hump
my partners.
Or stare at the
hot men.
Or call attention
to my boner.
Which when you're dancing
is pretty hard to do.
And by that
I mean -
Staring at the hot men,
not hiding your boner.
'Cause...
When you're dancing there's
only you and your partner.
And sometimes
a hard on.
I just want to drop my pants and
sit here playing with my cock.
'Cause, my cock...
It's my favorite toy.
Don't take that to mean that I don't love my nipples.
They turn me on.
Big time.
*
That was probably
an overshare.
Yeah.
Definite overshare.
sit here playing with my cock.
'Cause, my cock...
It's my favorite toy.
Don't take that to mean that I don't love my nipples.
They turn me on.
Big time.
*
That was probably
an overshare.
Yeah.
Definite overshare.
If you've had twelve years
of Catholic schooling -
love them
or
hate them
you're familiar
with uniforms.
They mark you
as belonging.
They keep
order.
Signify rank.
They're to be worn
a certain way.
And this...
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is not the way.
Even if...
I think it should be.
Beat it.
Just...
Beat it.
Go on, admit it.
You know -
All the moves.
Oh...
And the video, y'all, it's
so not safe for work.
Tyler
So we finish up right?
Nicky
Yeah.
Tyler
Sales guy has got spooge on his
hand, right, and he licks it off.
Nicky
Yeah.
Tyler
Doesn't that gross you out?
Nicky
Tyler, he was at work, and you
were in a fitting room.
Tyler
But, that's not normal, right?
Nicky
What did you want him
to do with it?
Tyler
I don't know, something but
not eat his own cum.
Nicky
We already covered that.
Tyler
But, you'd have to be totally into
yourself to do that right?
Nicky
No. I'd probably have done that too.
It's within the realm of normal.
Tyler
That's normal?
Wait.
You're joking, right?
Man Jelly.
Man Jam.
Spooge.
Jizz.
Cum.
Whatever you call it -
Do you taste your's?
Of all the pictures I saw yesterday,
this one bones me up the most.
It makes me hard In that
like I'm in high school
need to beat off like
I need to breathe
way.
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Which just goes to show
that sometimes...
Porn is what
you make it.
Or maybe...
It's just that I've got this
innate ability to think
Dirty thoughts.
'Cause that picture, it
make me wanna cum.
So today, after two weeks off,
I head back to the gym.
The gym.
I go there for
my health.
And by go for
my health...
I mean to look
better naked.
'Cause, Matt, he'd divorce me
if I were to get really fat.
Fatter than I
am now...
Men are like that.
Especially -
Gay men.
That, at least is
the rumor.
I wish the equipment at my
gym looked like this -
'Cause if it did, I'd
be so into training.
Yeah, I'd be doing
Two-a-Days.
And I'd train
you know...
Really hard.
I woke up to Robbie Williams
and a boner this morning.
And, the Robbie Williams
I can share with you -
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They say that on the day the French Revolution started that Louis XVI wrote in his journal that "Nothing much of importance happened today."
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They say that on the day the French Revolution started that Louis XVI wrote in his journal that "Nothing much of importance happened today."
Now, of course, we know that he couldn't have been more wrong.
But, maybe that's just how life is, you go about living your life and then bam, all of a sudden something that you didn't pay any attention to when it happened comes back and bites you in the butt.
Or maybe not.
I like to think I see things a little more clearly than Louis did, at least, I hope I do.
You be the judge.
About Me -
I'm not quite hip-hop.
*
I'm too American to be completely Eurotrash.
*
I'm too ethnic to be an A & F boy.
My father is African-American and Greek.
*
My mother is African-American and French.
*
And everywhere I go people tell me I have an accent.
So who am I?
I'm Nicholas Ajax Stamos
All American every man.
BLOGS
Angst in the Middle Ages
Alan Ilagan
Akiste
Andrew Sullivan
Beautiful Blog
Best Gay Blogs
Bill in Exile - NSFW
Big Bad Blog
Bô - NSFW
Boner Guide - NSFW
Boytoons - NSFW
Brawny Stud - NSFW
Closet Conundrums
Castro Confidential
Curtis
Daarxide
Dantallion
Darryl Stephens
Deadspin
Double Cool
Dudes in Caps
Dwight Supremacy
Emackinations
Eric Matthews
Famous Like Me
Gay 2.0
Gay Sex Blog - NSFW
Greek Brazilian Boy - NSFW
Guy Dads
The Hog Log - NSFW
Hoodsworld
How Was Your Day Dan?
Hunk du Jour
Janus
Jockohomo
Joe My God
Joey Destino
Keithkats - NSFW
Kenneth in the 212
Lady Bunny
Large Tony
Life and Times...
Life is... - NSFW
Looking for Sam
Magmozine
Marcel Marbella
Michael Lucas - NSFW
Most Proper
My Friday to Sunday Life
Mutiny on the Bounty - NSFW
No Milk Please
Nightcharm
Nuba Blog
The Perculiar One - NSFW
Pictures of Naked Men - NSFW
Point and Shoot
Planet Homo
Post Secret
Proceed At Your Own Risk
Qlipp.com
Queer Click - NSFW
Queer Impressions
Queerty
Reality Check
Rebel Prince
Restoring Love
A Ridiculous Raw Youth
Rocket Ramblings
Rod 2.0
Roids and Rants - NSFW
Royal Gay
Rule the City...
RTC @ Night... - NSFW
Sardonic Bomb
Scott-O-Rama
Secret Songs
Shades of Gray
Show Your Gay Pride
The Strip Podcast Blog
Super Underwear Perverts
'Til The Cows Come Home
Tony Hayden
Towleroad
Tuna Girl
Twenty-Something
Toolman - NSFW
ultranow
West Village Kid
Xile [Chile] Gay - NSFW
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