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Carryin' carrion for a hardcore librarian
Follow the laws 'cause she's a disciplinarian
Barely an era when a bitch she ain't buryin'
She's a made girl just like John Wayne was made Marion


Heed the lesson of tawdryjones,
(Once a smarty, now just bones):
No matter how well you feed your head,
It's just food for worms once you are dead.

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