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Diary of a Floor Gnome

Tales of puke mopping

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you party, you puke, we clean it up. Tales of woe and philosophical observations from those who mop puke, the Floor Gnomes.

If you are a Floor Gnome, join, and post storries of your heroic battles with the forces of explosive digestion.
bleach, buckets, drinking, drunken clowns, drunken fools, good aim, industrial grade cleaner, latex gloves, mini-mag lights, mops, obedient hmps, other people's sobriety, plungers, silence, sinks that drain, the porcelain god, toilets that flush, towels, yen's ass

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