What the deuce? This bio changes more than a bio should.
I guess the summary of my life is all over the place. And since I'm in command of how the story of my life is not only played out, but also recorded, then I suppose I am afforded the right to make my bio whatever I see fit.
I am smart. I am clever. I am good looking and awesome and witty. I am funny and bold. I am talented. I am underachieving and I am okay with that. I do play well with others, but I would do better if only I applied myself. I am messy, and that's okay.