I tell ya Cellophane should'a been my name

"Mr. X was one of those inscrutable people who do not exist." — e e cummings

"Sure, I sleep like a baby every night knowing the New Universe alone still looms ahead of me as dark and foreboding as Darth Vader's testicles." —

calamityjon Morris, Gone and Forgotten

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"Okay. Now. Let's see here. Okay. The polite people have had their chance to try and pound some nails of sense into the dense wood-like substance you like to pretend is your head, and apparently they've failed, as you continue to display the intelligence of your average lump of mold-encrusted week-old snot. Look, I'll try to put this so you can understand, although I don't know why I bother, as my friend's retarded dog who has repeatedly been run over by cars because he likes to chase them from the front shows better comprehension abilities than you. Being deliberately inflammatory is not good."
— Eric Sturgeon, 1997

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Rehashing the Trinity Universe timeline in my own words, a date at a time, is done under my understanding of the fair use provision to the Copyright Act. As a substantially transformative derivative work ("what a highfalutin' way to say fanfic"), it's protected by the US Supreme Court's decision in re Campbell v. Acuff Rose Music, unless the current Court decides that their decision in re Eldred v. Ashcroft overrides that. Even if it still applies, the fair use protection is only effective as long as the derivative work is not sold for profit. Thus, any such redistribution without the express written consent of Austin Loomis, LiveJournal.com, Steve Jackson Games, J.K. Rowling, Warner Bros. and/or White Wolf Game Studio is strictly prohibited. If I catch the perpetrators of any such action before any corporate lawyers do, they will be strung up by the thumbs, beaten senseless with a free-range carrot, and then handed over to those lawyers, who will doubtless do terrible things to them. On purpose.

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