Request #12470

Porsche's are two a penny...get something a bit classier!

P.S. I can't drive stick too well.

Would the Porsche dealership let me test drive one if I can only drive automatic?

Goddamnit... I want a Porsche.

If not a Porsche, what do you recommend Mr. Goon?

Gotta get an Aston Martin! or a McLaren

Dear User,

Sorry, there is no FAQ that answers your questions. I suggest fixing the directory.

Dear Mr. Sherman,

I will not let you ride in my Porsche with me.

Thank you for your assistance.

Cordially,
Angry User

I think You should buy a Semi Truck instead, and stick a picture of you in a porsche on the side
with a sign saying
I am a "BIG" Man,
So I needed a Bigger truck to carry my equiptment

Dear Angry User,

I'm sorry that you feel this way. If you read the TOS carefully, you will notice that you are required to let me ride in your Porsche. Please comply with this request by 12:01 am 3 days following the purchase of the Porsche in question, or we may be forced to take further action.

heh...no Porsche for sherm...one year!

yeah...we'll all laugh years from now talking about 2470

You call that an answer? :-P

Would Frank be included in this sale?
I'm sure you could demand a higher price if you included him.

Dear Sir,

I'm not sure why you've asked this in support, but threats against LJ are not tolerated. Please cease this activity or expect Frank's Groomers Goon Squad at your door promptly at 7:30 GMT to take care of the situation.

Sincerely,
Your friendly neighborhood Support team

forget ebay.

I have a shiny 2001 canadian quarter, i'll trade you for livejournal:)

i'll throw in some canadian beer too:)

*mental back rub for brad*

:(

as soon as blythe comes home ask for lots of icecream. you deserve it. lots of it.

if i wasn't so morally upright and cuz respect you so much, i'd give you icecream too.

hrm... i'd take a ferrari though.... italian is MUCH better than german. heh 8P

I'm sorry, but if you check the latest TOS from Ebay, you'll find that people are no longer allowed to try to sell their children there.

Since LiveJournal is definitely your baby, it would appear you won't be able to sell it there.

Would you consider a high-mileage Chevy pickup in trade? ;-)

Good work, Sherm. :P

so i'm wondering, who will end up getting the points for this madness? or will it end up getting closed without creditting anyone? that sure would show us, now wouldn't it? hehe

trying to rack up the points, mr. soul?

OOH! OOH! :P

ebay takes a large cut.

don't sell the site. do a cafepress fundraiser. sell t-shirts, stickers, cups, etc.

make livejournal into a stock... then sell it after the first day when it goes up 500%... and crashes over the next year

by then... u could buy the porsche company