I am a simple man. I'm honest to a fault, but I know when to lie to you. I've never forgotten a thing in my life except for important dates and my cell phone. I don't like people who talk badly about people behind their back. I've been known to drink a pint or two. I hate guys who hit girls, and sometimes guys who hit other guys. I don't like when people cut off my sentences. I'm a great listener who demands to be heard. I'm a soulless heathen with nine years of religious education. I'm a paradox.